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Stoned Koala
15:35:05 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Katsumoto:

Well i did the stoned dog topic ages ago so check this 1 out....

The Koala and the Little Lizard...

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,

looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks

the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in

the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where

the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"


15:45:30 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Basch:

ahaha thats funny as hell


18:13:24 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Jibbly:

LMFAO OMFG  that was funny


19:25:14 Jun 3rd 07 - Mr. Evan:

haha nice


00:02:25 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Spud:

Brilliant.


07:31:13 Jun 4th 07 - Sir Drunken:

kekeke


16:48:14 Jun 4th 07 - Ms. Scud:

HAHAHAHA!!!

lame


18:45:18 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Basch:

HAHA!!

scud is lame


18:48:46 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus The Battle Mage:

Hey, thats a nice story :)


19:59:57 Jun 4th 07 - Mr. Dark Blood:

lol


01:26:03 Jun 5th 07 - Sir Fizban:

That's actually pretty funny. I was surprised.


01:29:20 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Katsumoto:

:D


16:02:27 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Hemmer:

Hilarious :)


19:10:51 Jun 5th 07 - Mr. Basch:

do another one katsumoto these are funny as hell ;)


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