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Stoned Koala | ||||
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Well i did the stoned dog topic ages ago so check this 1 out.... The Koala and the Little Lizard... A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" | ||||
ahaha thats funny as hell | ||||
LMFAO OMFG that was funny | ||||
haha nice | ||||
Brilliant. | ||||
kekeke | ||||
HAHAHAHA!!! | ||||
HAHA!! scud is lame | ||||
Hey, thats a nice story :) | ||||
lol | ||||
That's actually pretty funny. I was surprised. | ||||
:D | ||||
Hilarious :) | ||||
do another one katsumoto these are funny as hell ;) | ||||
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