| Strange Phonecall |
Today I got the most strange phonecall.
Me - Hello it's Marcus!
X - Hello, my name is Johan Andersson, I have a few questions.
Me - Shoot, Im at work so hurry up.
X - I was wondering how tall you are, over 180 cm?
Me - yes, Im about 190 cm, where are you calling from?
X - Splendid Im calling from Lund (city, not a company), and have you ever participated in any martial arts?
Me - Not for real, just tried some once or twice.
X - How about football or basketball?
Me - When I was younger...
X - Then I wonder about your shoes, whats your shoesize? Is it greater then 43? (european measures)
Me - Yes, I have 47-48 (big)
X - Absolutely wonderfull, I have a buisness proposition for you! Do you like to earn fast money?
Me - Not really, fast money are usually bad money.
X - This is a really good deal, listen up. What would you say about kicking me in the balls, and I pay you money for it?
Me - ehm, Im not really into that... I need to get back to working.
X - Would you say you got a nice kick?
Me - I will have to end this conversation, I have no use for fast money, thanks for calling.
X - I'll catch you later! Bye!
When I got home, I started to search for this guy online, finds some forums and it seems as he is known as "the crouch man", and has called to hundreds of people with pretty much the same questions and offer.
This happened in Sweden!
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It seems to be some sort of recognition in the martial art society to have got a phonecall from the crouch man, interesting indeed! (as Im not into any martial art)
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those long lonely dark winters ...
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And you guys from sweden complain about the Dutch with their habbits????
Sweden the country of the Volvo, the Saab and the crouch man....
no, i prefer the Netherlands
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Does he actually let people kick him where it hurts?
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I couldn't find anyone that said that they actually met him, as he never showed up on "dates"
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lol its probly jus a prank call takin the p*ss and seeing if anyone wud be dumb enough to fall for it.
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Stupid swedes.
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prank call? how do you explain that I could find others who have got similar phonecalls in forums online?
it's some sick pervert satisfying himself! :O
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ye its a mass-version prank call. Its probly downloadable, the guy u spoke too may just have been a recording. I have a downloaded prank on my phone. Besides ud have to be crazy to get a satisfaction from bein kicked in the balls, all that does is hurt like hell lol.
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Did you know Zeta's name is Johan and he lives in/near Sweeden? his last name is different though...
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