Suicide Thread

Suicide Thread

01:20:24 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

continuation of the "Zor Khana is unhonorable" thread *already dead. R.I.P.

01:25:57 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks in and starts beating his head on a wall

03:46:48 Jul 26th 07 - Duchess Samus:

*Samus walks in and stuffs her mouth with marshmellows till she chokes*

03:48:45 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

Game walks in with a 5 gallon bucket, he fills it up with water and sets it onto the ground.

Game then starts pacing the floor, thinking about the finality of what he is about to do.

03:54:38 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

Before I go through with this I would like to thank Admiral Krum for locking up both of those other stupid threads in the politics forum.

04:43:23 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon sees a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool...*

14:34:05 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Walks in and starts reviveing everyone to there own horror.*

15:27:01 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

*Game watches Epyon drown and decides to kill himself a different way

*Game leaves for Wal-Mart

16:23:17 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

Huzzah for Krum... or whatever Huzzah means....

16:24:09 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*Plays baseball with a Bat and a red mercury bomb*

16:57:47 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim continues beating his head on a wall....

"This...takes...forever..."

17:57:45 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

*Kassius steps in picksup a spoon and starts to chow down on a bowl of cyanide-o's

18:19:47 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Trys hanging himself on a old shoe lace.*

19:54:22 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

*Game returns from Wal-mart with a toaster oven, a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.

"Toast always relaxes me"

*Game plugs in the toaster oven, and draws water into the bathtup that has always been in the middle of the room

"Baths relaxe me"

*Game takes off all of his close and slips into the bathtup, waiting for his toast to finish

"I wonder if a toaster oven can floa-"

"ZZZZ-ZAP, POP ZIP ZAP," said the toaster oven.

*Game and Watch is now dead

23:10:21 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*steals G&W's toaster, and uses it to make a delicious yet soggy toast*

00:47:33 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Failes again with the shoe lace and trys beating himself with GAW's hacked of left arm.*(After Seloc had hacked the arm off, of course.)

01:13:42 Jul 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim continues beating his head on the wall

"This...really...takes...forever...let...it...end!"

01:44:04 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*Slams Septims head through the wall* there.

01:49:09 Jul 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*A man grabs Zorkhana from behind

"That wasn't suicide, that was murder! Only suicides are allowed in here!"

*The man beats Zorkhana to near death and walks away...Septim gets up

"I'm alive again! Dangit!"

*Septim continues smacking his head into another wall...

04:04:57 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*Khana gets up cursing under his breath and beats up "the man"*

13:11:55 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Hippy......"

*Seloc getting no where with the arm, is throwing himself around the room.*

03:19:57 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Trau:

revive

11:38:58 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Seloc:

wow I've been here for over 2 years 0.o

17:40:04 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:

I've been here for over 9. >=P

17:47:28 Jun 20th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

Mr. Gawaine

Report

12:40:04 Jun 20th 09

I've been here for over 9 days. >=P

Fixed

18:57:03 Jun 20th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:

How is that fixed?

01:43:05 Jun 21st 09 - Mr. Trau:

lol,

11:31:40 Jun 21st 09 - Sir Santa:

I don't think VU even existed 9 years ago :S

11:42:13 Jun 21st 09 - Mr. Sandoran:

i guess he means era's?

14:32:26 Jun 21st 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic:

this was going so well and then you went off topic

21:41:35 Jun 21st 09 - Mr. Gawaine:

Santa, look at the trademark. XD

19:04:40 Jun 22nd 09 - Endless Mystique:

Current date: 6/22/2009 9:54:52 AM (VU Day 678, 599 days left)
*requests rope*

21:10:55 Jun 22nd 09 - Sir Santa:

Aiii.... :P

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