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Surgery!
20:46:48 Dec 19th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

Dr. M. A. d'ness  is a  docter, who has a very strange problem. he muddles up memories, causing him to give patients the wrong medication. describe his mad exploits as he operates on patients who are here to have an x-ray, and give lung tranplants to people in need of a new kidney. chooose what he does! and share it with us all!

 

*wheels the patient into the room*

'quick! give me the saw, we may need to amputate!'

*the man who is being operated on loks up with fear*

'but i tought i was a vaccination before my trip to australia! my leg is fine!'

'OH NO! already you have memory loss, and you cannot see properly! your leg is in a mess!'

*the mans eyes widened in horror as the saw came nearer, but then the docter stopped*

'ah, now then, you ar here for your vaccinatiosn are you not? come, let us get on with it!'

 


21:14:25 Dec 19th 07 - Sir Revenge:

You should learn to spell, and then go back over what you have written to make sure there is no faults, this is a put off for people when games etc, where the ' Game Keeper ' can't even spell with correct grammer, It does get pretty annoying


23:04:50 Dec 19th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif:

Lol, revenge stop being so picky and snoby :P

 


23:55:53 Dec 19th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

Maybe you should do the same then Revenge.


00:01:50 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

Who's going to be the patient?


03:21:28 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

I will! *Might is overweight by 600000 lbs.*


03:43:46 Dec 20th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim walks in, sees Might, and walks out.


13:18:12 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

*walks up to might*

'now, you are here because you are underweight, am i correct?'

*walks up to a bottle of fat*

we have had several donors recently, and we can give you that extra weight

*prepares to put more fat into might*


13:41:38 Dec 20th 07 - Sir Revenge:

I like being picky  ^^

Now I have to stop spamming, well I have to do something to get my post count back up


19:32:29 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

*suddenly puts the fat down*

'QUICK! WE NEED TO OPERATE!'

*grabs a anasthaetic jab and sticks it into might, then starts cutting open his stomach*

'DONT WORRY! THE APENDICITUS WILL NOT KILL YOU!'

*starts worrying*

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)


22:33:35 Dec 20th 07 - Lord of The Morning:

Vengence - a wild guess, but did you just see TrueNuff on youtube? O_o

P.S.
It's apendiciTIS


22:44:01 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Haywood Jablowme:

its   APPENDICITIS.  I like what's upinthetities better.


20:30:47 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Vengence:

lord of the mornig, no i didnt..its blocke on my computer, the blocker system on the pc is brutal.


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