The New World Of Spud

The New World Of Spud

02:40:29 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud appears on the top of a very rocky mountain and shivers of the cold. He realizes that this is where he landed after being incinerated by Erunion. He pulls out a flag that has a picture of a potato on it and shoves it in the ground.*

"This is my world Erunion! If you want a fight, Come get some Spuds!"

*Meanwhile, as Spud waits for Erunion to bring his army here, he sets up an army of tasty delicious potato's and builds an inpenatrable fortress with potato archers mounted ready for battle.*

02:49:12 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*appears outside the fortress*

"Hey can I join you?"

02:50:39 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud recognizes Verll and hopes that he has popcorn and beer*

"Come on in!"

*Spuds mighty soldiers open the front gates*

02:53:15 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Walks in the front gate, and while he walks popcorn and beer appears in his hands from nowhere. He meets with Spud up on the wall and give him some beer*

"Hope that elfie bow come soon, so there will be some action around here"

02:57:12 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

"I have all my SPAM cannons set up and ready to fire at will."

03:06:30 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Nice"

*Verll smiles at the idea*

03:06:46 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Meanwhile, Erunion, slightly dizzy from the beer mug, gathers his forces of archmages.*
"Today, we strike at the evil potato! Gather your arms men!"
*Later that day, the EITS sees the impenetrable fortress.*
"I laugh at your pitiful defenses!"
*Erunion Teleports his army all over the fortress, massacring the evil potato's, and holding Verll ransom. They fed well, that night.*

08:32:11 Oct 13th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

a new world of spud? what happened to the old one?

*notices the carnage of the battle*

well no wonder Erunion won! the potatos dont have any arms or hands to use their weapons!

*looks around at the world*

well this isnt as bad as the time seloc owned at world....

see what i mean?

08:37:31 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Horrible

09:21:05 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

"Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

*Spud falls to his knees and screams into the sky*

"I knew that my Rabid Chahwawa's wernt enouph to keep them out! Next time I'll get Jack Russels!"

12:16:35 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Just then the sky erupts in a sea of flames and parts to form the eye of a twister. Seloc decends slowly through the eye and lands on top of a mountain.*

"MUWHAHAHAHA! Now you shall know true fear."

*All the life within a 10 miles radius suddenly grew arms and legs and bodies, until the ruffly resembed a solider.*

"ATTACK!"

*And then all those soliders attack the three unsuspecting dopes .i.e Erunion, Verll, and Spud.*

13:09:25 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*looks around at the others*

"We have to cooperate"

*gets his BEEROSPROUTER-2007 from nowhere*

"Starts killing soldiers with his BEEROSPROUTER-2007.*

13:19:01 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc solider keep coming at Verll twice as fast as he can kill them.*

"Muwhahaha DIE DIE DIE!"

16:51:48 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Erunion's army turns around.*
"Open fire!"
*Millions of fireballs stream through the air, with more coming out of the sky, in a rain of fire, with the riders awaiting the time to charge.*

17:34:45 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Turns up the rate of BEEROSPROUTER-2007*

*starts killing soldiers faster then Seloc can send*

18:02:04 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud reapears as one of Selocs soldiers and grabs his potato gun and starts to shoot potato's at the soldiers faces.*

18:04:23 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim suddenly appears from nowhere and raises his arms, the SPAM cannons stop firing.

"You need permission from me to use those!"

18:20:08 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

We weren't using them :P

20:11:12 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Mr. Spud

Report

10/12/2007 6:57:12 PM

"I have all my SPAM cannons set up and ready to fire at will."

20:12:25 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

yea....but when you came we weren't using them :p

22:29:29 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*At that moment the tide of Seloc increased, once again more Seloc appear than was being killed. Seloc also started raining down from the sky, and landing on you people/spuds mostly blocking out the rain of fire.*

22:34:36 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim and the Septim clone army appears with SPAM spears and SPAM shields.

"FORM UP! RETURN WITH YOUR SHIELDS...OR ON THEM!!!"

*Septim and his Septim army attacks the Selocs, totally wiping them out. The Septim army then wipes out everybody else and Septim grabs the original Seloc (Whom is battered and bruised) by his shirt and sets him on his feet.

"Sorry friend, couldn't let you have all the fun!"

23:10:33 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Somehow survives, to teleport out while completely incinerating the entire area....*

23:12:14 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim sees Erunion turning and burning and suddenly a small riftrider comes in, Septim jumps on and a portal opens, taking them after Erunion. Septim sees Erunion and jumps off the riftrider, kicking Erunion in the face by surprise. Septim cracks his knuckles and prepares for combat.

23:15:31 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud apears from nowhere.*

"Where did everybody go? I knew they couldnt handle the mighty power of 'Spud The Illusionist'! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

23:18:29 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*Turns around and incinerates Septim, then buries him in a field of spam, then teleports to a different dimension...

23:25:42 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud finds the remains of Septim and reincarnates him while on a stroll to the local store to get some milk*

Greetings Septim, I have not really reincarnated you, but I have created a lifelike Illusion of you, this is only temporary fortunatly. Untill of course you can get your body back.

*Spud continues to the Local Store*

00:09:12 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Appears again with popcorn and (THE BESTEST DRINK EVER) beer*

*looks at at everyone trying to kill each other*

"Someone want some?"

00:39:04 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Brushes himself off. Then uses a pheniox down on Septim, so he is back to being perfectly normal.....well normal for him.*

"Now time to rule half the world!" (Septim can have the oter half.)

*The sky suddenly clouds over and it starts raining Seloc's again. Also the local store is engulfed by a torrent of green sheep with laser wool.*

00:48:43 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*takes a sip of the beer, and eat some popcorn*

*whisper to himself* "This is better then the cinema"

01:03:56 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Verll is swallow up by a giant fissure.*

01:18:07 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud simply makes all the Selocs disapear*

"This is my world!"

*Spud then starts throwing explosive video games at the original Seloc and blows him to smitherines with his potato gun. Then takes some popcorn from Verll and agree's.*

"Yeah, this is totally better than the movies."

01:19:21 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*But! it wasn't the oringinal Seloc, and Seloc contiuned to rain from the sky!*

01:24:40 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*Sigh*

"Are you stupid Seloc?!?!?! You try to rule this world but all your doing is ruining it with your 'Seloc rain' and 'Giant Fissures'."

*Raises arms up and everything returns to normal.*

"I think we should just settle this like sophisticated and well organized men."

*With that Spud pulls out the SPUD cannon and blows the hell out of everyone that tried to take his world.*

[[SPUD Cannon = Sexy Potato Undressing Death Cannon]]

11:34:28 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"I can rebuild, like getting rid of the bugs in your house, first you destroy the bugs then you rebuild your house."

*Seloc's contiuned to rain from the sky destroying everything.*

16:46:45 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim takes out a bubble shield and throws it on the ground, he jumps in and laughs.

"I have lots of these!"

19:25:22 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Looks at Septim's extremly awesome bubble shields*

"Hey, do you have one for me?"

23:50:05 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Spud:

My Evil Genious plans to launch myself at people.

23:52:15 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"I can't wait until he tests that weapon!"

23:54:24 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Spud:

It's gonna take another few Decades to get it perfected but my Researchers and Scientist are specialised to finish this product faster than what was previously expected 2 years ago.

23:55:11 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Oh...."

23:56:28 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim destroys all plans and assassinates Scientist.

"Alright! Good luck!"

23:58:49 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Spud:

Yeah but this one is done, although I upgraded it and used Schedule 60 Titanium pipe and run about 160 psi through it. I renamed it too. This is my SPUD Cannon. Sexy Potato Undressing Death Cannon.

00:01:51 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Ah...come on"

"Why did you do that, it would have been a hell of a good show!"

04:30:42 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Spud:

I've found my girlfreind guys!

08:57:16 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

spud.... im afraid to tell you but... thats a man potato wearing women potato underwear....

*sits back in his deck chair, and starts singing "if you like pena cloatas, and getting caught in the rain..."*

17:06:33 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Jumps of the mountain*

"I used to think that I could not go on
That life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
By leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
(Oh) I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes the silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first It's got to start inside of me

Could I believe in it?"

*hits the ground*

17:57:50 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

"Ok moving on...."

*The Seloc's contiune to destroy the world.*

19:12:50 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Spud:

*And Spud continues to save it.*

19:15:55 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*and Verll continues to watch the show*

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