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The Real Gaius Septim....
05:14:37 Sep 22nd 07 - Lord Epyon: Just when you thought you knew Septim... As shown in the picture, Septim is a beer drinking polar bear!!! He's wearing his evil earphones and probably listening to crappy music! Septim always said the real Gaius Septim was hiding somewhere and I found him!! You thought you could hide from me, buddy but I'm better than that!! !!!!!!!!!!!
05:24:26 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Leafblighter:
05:36:02 Sep 22nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim suddenly walks up to Epyon "ARE YOU CALLING ME A CANIBAL!? Well...wait a minute...nevermind that..." Septim walks away
05:44:14 Sep 22nd 07 - Lord Epyon: I am calling you a polar bear! It was a good disguise, but the jig is up!!
06:14:36 Sep 22nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim turns around "By canibal I meant that I have eaten lots of polar bears at my restaraunt...I have also eaten quite a lot of human so either way I am a canibal! And I am not a polar bear! I am Gaius Pelagius Septim, son of Pelagius Septim IV, son of Salius Septim II, and I am the KING OF SPAM!!!" (Not God of Spam yet...that's Effie's job)
07:14:53 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Spoon: Spoon walks in Wowowowow! Cool down! You don't earn the KING OF SPAM title that easy! You must follow the guideline of spam! You've loaded this forum with quite alot of spam- it's been a while since somebody had this level of spam, yeah. But that'd still make you the prophet or something. The spam council should get together before a newborn Spam king is chosen, after he has passed a few tests. Unfortunately- Senturu, member of the council, is gone for a year, so it'll be waiting a while for you. But remember the rule! Rule #37 section 31B No royal spam titles earned, unless granted by the council. Spoon, servant of the royals, keeper of the rules of Spam, usefull tool to eat cornflakes with,...
08:26:57 Sep 22nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim looks around carefully "Well then! I guess I am a Prophet of SPAM!!!" Septim does a dance and uses Spoon to eat his corn flakes
09:34:22 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Seloc: "I surpose we're the disciples then?"
17:41:36 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll: hm...I want to be an disciple :)
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