| Things you learned today |
This thread is dedicated to funny discoveries... I'll start.
Today I learned that cripples in wheelchairs cannot breathe underwater.
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today i learned that the chocolate that is in the litter box isn't as good as the ones that come in wrappers
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Today i learnd Breathing is nesesery to live
*thinks: how can i be alive than?*
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Well, I have learned nothing today...or yesterday...or the day before...
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says 'she*beep* was only a joke' after you dump your girlfriend is a bad idea.
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i learned that if i want to have sex , i must put a condom
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I learned that the majority of people who play this game cannot feasibly use proper punctuation. Note the inherent lack of capitals and periods.
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I have learned that Erunion can make very valid points.
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I learned that when you owe $953.23 to your University, you should pay it back before the first day of school, otherwise you may not go to school this term...in other words, you have to get a real job...
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I learned some Spanish words, and some geography. But that was yesterday.. :(
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Today I learned 9 new words in the language putonghua. I also learned that you have to write every god damn stroke in correct order on every sign!
Today I learned that if the bathroom is empty, don't enter until the girls say it's ok. Otherwise you get yelled at for theft of the oh so holy bathroom.
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Jing tian wo xue le jiang hua yu .
(I hope you guys can read chinese, and this is not the translation of the above.)
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Today I learned a few things:
1. Liquid Nitrogen hurts like a motherfack when you put it, and A LOT more when "your skin goes back to it's natural state". Don't try it at home!!
2. You can receive congratulation letters on being rejected!
Quoth "Congratulations! Your application for LinkShare Lead Advantage has been rejected."
3. The Fa, Sol, and Mi "accord" (? the guitar thingy.... )
4. Just learned that I didn't know that Azoto (italian) = Nitrogen, as well as the fact that I don't know how to say Accordo in english!! COOOOL! (not)
5. Btw, i just wasted an eternity
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Today I learned that cripples in wheelchairs cannot breathe underwater.
today i learned that the chocolate that is in the litter box isn't as good as the ones that come in wrappers
Today i learnd Breathing is nesesery to live
i learned that if i want to have sex , i must put a condom
I learned that the majority of people who play this game cannot feasibly use proper punctuation. Note the inherent lack of capitals and periods.
have learned that Erunion can make very valid points.
I learned that when you owe $953.23 to your University, you should pay it back before the first day of school, otherwise you may not go to school this term...in other words, you have to get a real job...
I learned some Spanish words, and some geography. But that was yesterday.. :(
Today I learned 9 new words in the language putonghua. I also learned that you have to write every god damn stroke in correct order on every sign!
Today I learned that if the bathroom is empty, don't enter until the girls say it's ok. Otherwise you get yelled at for theft of the oh so holy bathroom.
Today i learned that Oamawt is a retard
Today I learned that Liquid Nitrogen hurts like a motherfack when you put it, and A LOT more when "your skin goes back to it's natural state". Don't try it at home!!
Today i learned that you can receive congratulation letters on being rejected!
Quoth "Congratulations! Your application for LinkShare Lead Advantage has been rejected."
Today i learned that The Fa, Sol, and Mi "accord" (? the guitar thingy.... )
Today i lerned learned that I didn't know that Azoto (italian) = Nitrogen, as well as the fact that I don't know how to say Accordo in english!! COOOOL! (not)
AND I LEARNED THAT ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS! ^^ :P
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Were more educational than school.
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Today I learned that even though you have a 92% chance of winning, you can still lose...
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today i learned that you shouldnt put pet hamsters in the microwve...........................ill never forget you bubbles ;(
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"Today i learned that The Fa, Sol, and Mi "accord" (? the guitar thingy.... )"
how did you learn it from us??
btw. its actually called Chord..
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today i learned that not every chair is a toilet
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i learned today, although i'm not crippled ... i can't breath under water either ... :-/
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i learned today that...
playin on fantasia and tryin to be a diplomat, merge leader, fightin 2 fronts, and trying to manage all the magic and strategies....
can kill you!!
no way i'm goin to lead a merge next era..... nor do diplomatics (damn NAPS!!! why do people always have to break them?!?!?)
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Today I learned that if you see someone near you during protection, he ain't sending an invitation to you for his party...
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I learned my way around Pompey campus!
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Today, I learned that Halo 3 is nothing but an over-glorified expansion pack to Halo 2.
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today i learned that rotten milk(cottage cheese,shredded cheese) can go bad
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today i learned that having sex before exercising is a bad idea :(
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today i learned oamawt is retarted, because sex is good ANYTIME...
exept hammer time...
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I learned that I should not try to poke a dead skunk with a stick, especially when it isn't dead...
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