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Why Dwarf Mages are the Best
14:38:25 Jan 16th 22 - Konstant* (The Ancient Imperator Imperiorum):* So if you think about it, Dwarves makes the best mages. They combine the econ strength and pez hordes of halflings and the convenience of Elves, among many other benefits. Gold, gold, and lots more gold!! Think of all of the hairy little men (and probably hairy little women?) which you can train with all of that gold! You can StG your own stone. Dwarves can build an MC practically anywhere since mountains are everywhere. Percy will message you like 15 times a day. You don't need tree to build your MTs. What a deal!! GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! If you run out of food you can probably feed them stone. Dwarves are made out of stone right? NO ONE EXPECTS THE DWARF ROF!!! You can get to lvl 9 magic with all of that GOLD you have lying around. You'll always do super well in HoH scoring. Dwarves make lots of pez, so pez shortages aren't an issue. The world needs more Dwarven mages, as they are a very rare species. Will YOU do your part as a Dwarven mage?
17:35:14 Jan 16th 22 - Mr. Ice Blizzard: Hahaha. It's true what you say. I've been "Silent" after hearing some calculations made by some players which says that Dwarf is trash on magic role (not true, u can calculate as much u want but that's bout it). I believe only few knows what dwraf mages can do, good thing is those few players left vu long ago :P Although idk Da Faq you found that out The Ancient!!! That poem was superb, more of these would be welcome.
03:28:00 Jan 17th 22 - Percy* (Mr. Percy The Range Test Officer):* I would gladly encourage all my enemies to adopt the Ancient Art of Dwarven Mage, while I stick to the blasphemous "new-age" version of Halfling Mage :P Please, by all means! Take it away!
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