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Why Twilight beats Starwars | ||||
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First of all its just a better story line! | ||||
You had to bring Starcraft into this. | ||||
Lol sladey, you can´t even compare those series as they are so vastly different XD | ||||
Ignore Slade, he's trolling. Was related to a skype conversation several of us had. We all know for a fact Star wars > Twilight. Also, we all know pokemon > starcraft. | ||||
Ok lol :P and yah I agree. Tho SC is a really good game series, but Pokemon is in its own class in some ways ;) | ||||
as a game: starcraft > pokemon as a franchise: pokemon > starcraft | ||||
Exactly. | ||||
WHUT? You obviously nevar played pokémon games ... | ||||
you obviously never played starcraft | ||||
pokegaymon crappy kids stuff... lol | ||||
Sladey is team Jacob. | ||||
you are all crazy, Twilight > Starwars, Lucas couldnt write a good movie if his life depended on it!! | ||||
twilight might just be better than starwars for two reasons: 1) starwars had gay man-robot romance overtones 2) twilight has a glitter-wearing vampire stopping an outta control truck with 'his' bare hand | ||||
Yes, and the glitter is why starwars was better. For your information, in ALL vampire stories, the vampire was not only nocturnal, but BURNED AND DIED IN THE SUN! not that gay glittering shit. Plus, starwars had kick ass heros that beat the shit out of people. In Twilight the "hero," aka Edward Cullen, was A CHICKEN SHIT! oh and: | ||||
true blood anyone? | ||||
How are the star wars games better than the movies? | ||||
you got to be kidding me, Starcraft is the best game ever 1&2, I played pokemon but its not as SC (; | ||||
like most people said you cant compare them | ||||
So, how would you make the prequels better? | ||||
My story about the galaxy: Episode 1: The Old Republic (Source: Knights of the Old Republic and the Sequels) Coruscant was the original homeworld of the humans. United by the Jedi Order, the humans founded the Old Republic and grew rapidly in both population and technology until the sky truly became the limit. When that was the case, an entire alliance of the small businesses that kept this utopia happy worked hard to invent the hyperdrive, so the humans can colonize on different planets. Aware of the warfare of the primitive planets, the Jedi invented the lightsaber and the Jedi starfighter to protect themselves from the dangers of the primitive worlds, which were much like Dungeons and Dragons. Little that they know, is that there is another world exactly like Coruscant called Taris with a species exactly like the humans called the Sith united by a dystopian empire that has also invented the hyperdrive for the same exact reason. With only the Force, the lightsabers, and the starfighters of the Jedi on both sides, the star wars began. A few years later, Jedi decided to establish a new training facility on Dantoowine while their rivals followed suit on Koriban. When successful, the Jedi received a prophecy of the Chosen one which gave them hope of whom will save the Republic. Story continues with the Knights of the Old Republic 1 followed by the Old Republic. Afterwards, the Republic received a thousand years of peace. Episode 2: Clone Wars (Source: Underline Story of the Prequels) Anakin was annoyed by being a slave and loves the podrace for the same exact reason a theme park enthusiast would go on a rollercoaster. He then finishes his final race in his life when Obi Wan Kenobi and Padme Amidala arrived and were watching. They came over on a regular basis to negotiate with Tatooine to become part of the Republic before the Separatists beat them to it. Without any clue of the Chosen One prophecy, Anakin accidently uses the force for the first time to help repair the ship. Obi Wan found Anakin beating up the Young Greedo from a New Hope and was slightly concerned about his path to the dark side. Anakin's unusual power lead Obi Wan to believe that he was the Chosen One. When freed, he noticed that the Confederacy followed Obi Wan to Tatoowine and wanted to know about Padme. They killed Anakin's mother before Anakin arrived to see her dead. He became involved in the Republic to establish peace and order for Padme and Obi Wan and to conquer all of the planets ever since. This motivation will eventually lead him to the dark side of the Force. Anakin, Padme and Obi Wan returned to Naboo and found out that the Confederacy has blockaded the planet. The opening scene in the Phantom Menace occurs except it is Anakin and Padme instead of Qui Gon Jinn and that they escaped on a Confederate transport and flew to warn the Queen. The finale of the Phantom Menace occurs except Anakin became a natural leader and lead the Naboo squadron much like that of Luke on the Battle of Yavin. After the victory of the Naboo, Darth Maul did not die but instead fled back to the Sith Headquarters. Anakin and Obi Wan were on the planet Illum for Anakin to build his light saber and become an official Jedi Knight. Meanwhile, the Confederacy were attacking the planet and the clones decided to evacuate. While Obi Wan and Padme went to Geonosis to find a diplomatic solution, Anakin on the other hand decided to return to Coruscant to complete his training with Yoda. After training, he sees a similar vision that Luke sees and goes to Geonosis and the droid factory scene happened without Padme. All of the scenes that followed happened in similar ways except Darth Maul takes Dooku's place entirely. Anakin hates Darth Maul big time for killing Anakin's mother and torturing Padme and Obi Wan. This means that Anakin and Maul fight with dual wield lightsabers and a double-bladed lightsaber. While in a dangerous situation, Anakin refuses to believe the terrible truth about his other friend, Palpatine and returned to Tatooine. Anakin frees the slaves on Mos Espa and helps out Obi Wan and Padme on Kashyyk and the fight stretches out back to Coruscant where the opening scenes of the Revenge of the Sith occured. Anakin fights Maul alone for the last time right in front of the Chancellor. He hated the seperatists and the slave owners and loved the Republic and the Chancellor. When Anakin killed Darth Maul, the Clone Wars ended and Palpatine was willing to seduce Anakin. Padme, married to Anakin and pregnant with twins, founded the Rebel Alliance and was nasty to Anakin ever since. As Anakin searched his feelings and his dark past, he became authoritarian and wanted to destroy his own emotions. Between such and the fight of Mustafar followed by the Darth Vader suit, Anakin became more machine than man. Three years later, Anakin's dark side gave him amnesia and killed Padme Amidala. He then killed all of the Jedi, including the children. Bottom line is, Anakin and Luke went through all of the similar experiences but Luke made the right choices and Anakin made the wrong choices. Episode 3: Rise of the Empire (Source: Force Unleashed) Episode 4: A New Hope (All of the Special Edition except Han shoots first.) The Chosen One was the Old Hope while Luke Skywalker was a New Hope. Episode 5: Empire Strikes Back (All of the Original Edition) In this episode, Anakin's amnesia and dark side gradually gets cured, all the way up to that very famous line in Empire Strikes Back. Afterwards, Anakin and Luke spoke telepathically trying to clear up whether or not they are father and son. Episode 6: Return of the Jedi (Original Edition up to the Briefing Scene) We resurrect Lucas's original idea about the final battle and have it take place on Kashyyk with Wookies instead of Ewoks. Either that, or we can keep the Ewoks and give them a shaman that uses magic in one way or another. Personally, I like the first idea better. As Luke redeemed his father, he unwillingly fulfills the prophecy of the Chosen One and the New Republic and the New Jedi Order was established and the Star Wars has ended. The galaxy was cursed when time travel corrupted the space-time continuum. When that happened, humanity jettisoned their infants in several different directions across the stars. It is too long ago for any time traveler to go back in time to. The galaxy is just as hard to find as it is to get out of. | ||||
Any other suggestions? I need feedback. | ||||
Very subtle troll thread, 10/10. You are truly a master of your craft good sir. Gabriel, wonderful post and definitely worth the read. My only suggestion is that you post a couple more fan-fictions for other movies. Can you do a movie of my choosing next? | ||||
I got one for you: | ||||
If you are interested in this story, you should check out my Disney/WB post. I only had one guy making a response and he is on the wousky wabbit's side. Help the magic mouse by joining the debate. | ||||
Oh, and Mickey does a show-off with a Captain America shield and the whole crew gets upset because they thought that the Avengers were their friends. (check the logos next time you watch those films) | ||||
Given the game we are playing, Im surprised you didnt manage to work LOTRs in there | ||||
It is because I don't see any strong connection between Lord of the Rings and all of this. If Lord of the Rings is involved, then so is Chronicles of Narnia and Avatar. Actually, I created a combined world of Narnia and LOTR where the World of Narnia is on the east side and Middle Earth is on the west side. Jadis and Sauramon had a secret relationship that wasn't recorded in the books. The offspring is the perfect aspect of temptation, where although he is an evil warlock with Sauramon's staff in the Right hand and Jadis's wand in the left hand, both of his parents dressed in purely white, making him look like an angel worth trusting. After the events of both series, he was killed and was placed in a cursed coffin at Mordor for he shall not rise again. The entire south area was protected the same way Narnia was cursed, by eternal winter, making Mount Doom a fantastic equivalent of Mt. Raineer. Ever since then, Gondor and Rohan sent their mightiest paladins and the most daring and skilled mounted rangers to protect the wilderness while penguins on the other hand protected the shore lines. Ever since then, the Pevensies and Aslan joined the Fellowship of the Ring, making an even dozen of 12. The most important thing to protect however is the only way in or out of the world, the Lamp Post, in which the desendents of Adam's brother originated from. Because in the famous book the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe said that Adam had a brother, and for the fact that people often compare Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, I knew that I had to say that the humans in both Narnia and LOTR came from that ancestor and not Adam. All it takes is one idiot to resurrect the Warlock and all hell breaks loose, literally, which is exactly what the protagonist of Avatar did. | ||||
Actually, I find Lord of the Rings to be even better than the Star Wars Original Trilogy. Star Wars isn't even complete, and neither is it a trilogy. It is a franchise that belongs to the video game industry. Lord of the Rings, on the other hand, was written by J. R. R. Tolkien that not only wrote the novels, but also created his own world, cultures, and even languages. Star Wars influenced many games, but even they are no match for every single version of Helms Deep that exists in every game with enough customization options nowadays, including first person shooters. | ||||
Seriously, I need some people at the DisneyWB forum. One guy is attacking me. | ||||
21:20:26 Aug 13th 11 - Mr. Barny: Very subtle troll thread, 10/10. You are truly a master of your craft good sir. Why thank you barny! :) I did it just to get your approval that so crave so much :P | ||||
dont even have to read the thread to tell u all its all lies star wars is way better and i dont care for either of them | ||||
lol i made this ages ago i was trollin | ||||
I'm no longer a Star Wars fan actually, neither do I care about Twilight. I decided that the Disney/WB rivalry is much more of a phenomenon than Star Wars could have ever hoped to be. Point #1: The actual people Walt Disney and Warner Brothers were pure movie geniuses back in the days. While George Lucas may have invented the concept of computer animation and any special effect that came from such, the two rivaling "cartoon" studios were the ones that actually perfected it. Point #2: Both studios own parts of Star Wars, not the other way around. Disney has that popular ride and WB has the Clone Wars. Point #3: Star Wars has been around since 1977 and died throughout the 2000's. The rivalry of Disney and WB had been around since WWII or maybe even prior to that and is still around today. Point #4: I'm pretty sure Disney rivals even John Williams with some of the best soundtracks, not to mention Daft Punk. WB, on the other hand, had something like John Williams for Superman. Point #5: Mickey Mouse is an immortal with authentic magic powers. Bugs Bunny is an immortal with the ability to defy laws of gravity. Cartoons can even withstand crushing objects for they can just simply reinflate themselves. They make Yoda and Starkiller look like n00bs. Point #6: Disney knows how to actually impress audiences of all ages. Warner Brothers knows how to impress the critics. All that James Cameron and George Lucas do is make money. Point #7: Childhood nostalgia originated from Disney and WB lasts longer than that of some of those Star Wars films. Point #8: Yeah, you can compare Darth Vader to Master Chief and the Death Star to the Halo Rings, but such comparison is nothing compared to the humor you would find when you can classify meerkats as mongooses and reidentify M12-LRV as a type of a lion called the puma, not to mention "THIS IS SPARTA" on the WB side. There is also Thor's hammer and the Iron Man suit, which resemble Master Chief's armor. Point #9: Disney can pull off the creepy and the cute type fights better than George Lucas and both Disney and WB can pull off man vs machine fights better than George Lucas. Point #10: Neither Disney nor WB need any spaceships or space travel to either go from planet to planet or to make a decent sci-fi movie. Disneys can create portals by magic alone and WB's have Green Lantern rings. | ||||
If you are depressed by Star Wars, try Disney and WB. It is a much better feeling. | ||||
true blood ftw | ||||
Twilight > Pokemon > Disney > Starcraft > WB > Starwars Nuff said... | ||||
Glee > Twilight > Pokémon > Disney > starcraft > WB > Starwards | ||||
South Park > Star Wars > Poke e' man > Starcrap > Diss-ney > Twinkies I will never ever like Twlight. The team edward and team jacob crap is effing annoying. | ||||
easy women>cheap booze>starwars | ||||
^^^ Amen to that | ||||
Just don't tell my wife ;-) | ||||
04:31:10 Dec 17th 11 - Sun Warrior King (Sun Warrior King Master Genra of Corillian): South Park > Star Wars > Poke e' man > Starcrap > Diss-ney > Twinkies I will never ever like Twlight. The team edward and team jacob crap is effing annoying. > Whut? Twilight is the best thing ever made ... Beats starwars by far! | ||||
Star Wars and Star Trek are both pwned by Relic Entertainment because of: 'nuff said. | ||||
Twilight > Pokemon > Disney > Starcraft > WB > Starwars Did you check the logos of Pokemon? Pokemon is Warner Brothers and its Disney counterpart could be Digimon by far given that they aired on Disney XD. Plus, you must understand that Disney and WB both now have a series of geeky comparisons like the upcoming Avengers movie. Plus, I can imagine Mickey Mouseand Bugs Bunny in this particular fight: Oh,and to be honest with you, both studios tapped on the works of CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien. | ||||
Star Wars and Star Trek are both pwned by Relic Entertainment because of: 'nuff said. | ||||
Anyone that still thinks that there is no replacement for Star Wars is dead wrong! And who says that there is nothing appealing about Canada when they made me forget about the franchise? | ||||
I got some very heavy duty fan fiction in the works. I am the same guy that "rewrote" the entire Star Wars saga and recently added the fact that those humans that were jetisoned throughought the stars seeded entire legacies mentioned in Battlestar Galactica, being the 12 colonies. The story is here: My story about the galaxy: Episode 1: The Old Republic (Source: Knights of the Old Republic and the Sequels) Coruscant was the original homeworld of the humans. United by the Jedi Order, the humans founded the Old Republic and grew rapidly in both population and technology until the sky truly became the limit. When that was the case, an entire alliance of the small businesses that kept this utopia happy worked hard to invent the hyperdrive, so the humans can colonize on different planets. Aware of the warfare of the primitive planets, the Jedi invented the lightsaber and the Jedi starfighter to protect themselves from the dangers of the primitive worlds, which were much like Dungeons and Dragons. Little that they know, is that there is another world exactly like Coruscant called Taris with a species exactly like the humans called the Sith united by a dystopian empire that has also invented the hyperdrive for the same exact reason. With only the Force, the lightsabers, and the starfighters of the Jedi on both sides, the star wars began. A few years later, Jedi decided to establish a new training facility on Dantoowine while their rivals followed suit on Koriban. When successful, the Jedi received a prophecy of the Chosen one which gave them hope of whom will save the Republic. Story continues with the Knights of the Old Republic 1 followed by the Old Republic. Afterwards, the Republic received a thousand years of peace. Episode 2: Clone Wars (Source: Underline Story of the Prequels) Anakin was annoyed by being a slave and loves the podrace for the same exact reason a theme park enthusiast would go on a rollercoaster. He then finishes his final race in his life when Obi Wan Kenobi and Padme Amidala arrived and were watching. They came over on a regular basis to negotiate with Tatooine to become part of the Republic before the Separatists beat them to it. Without any clue of the Chosen One prophecy, Anakin accidently uses the force for the first time to help repair the ship. Obi Wan found Anakin beating up the Young Greedo from a New Hope and was slightly concerned about his path to the dark side. Anakin's unusual power lead Obi Wan to believe that he was the Chosen One. When freed, he noticed that the Confederacy followed Obi Wan to Tatoowine and wanted to know about Padme. They killed Anakin's mother before Anakin arrived to see her dead. He became involved in the Republic to establish peace and order for Padme and Obi Wan and to conquer all of the planets ever since. This motivation will eventually lead him to the dark side of the Force. Anakin, Padme and Obi Wan returned to Naboo and found out that the Confederacy has blockaded the planet. The opening scene in the Phantom Menace occurs except it is Anakin and Padme instead of Qui Gon Jinn and that they escaped on a Confederate transport and flew to warn the Queen. The finale of the Phantom Menace occurs except Anakin became a natural leader and lead the Naboo squadron much like that of Luke on the Battle of Yavin. After the victory of the Naboo, Darth Maul did not die but instead fled back to the Sith Headquarters. Anakin and Obi Wan were on the planet Illum for Anakin to build his light saber and become an official Jedi Knight. Meanwhile, the Confederacy were attacking the planet and the clones decided to evacuate. While Obi Wan and Padme went to Geonosis to find a diplomatic solution, Anakin on the other hand decided to return to Coruscant to complete his training with Yoda. After training, he sees a similar vision that Luke sees and goes to Geonosis and the droid factory scene happened without Padme. All of the scenes that followed happened in similar ways except Darth Maul takes Dooku's place entirely. Anakin hates Darth Maul big time for killing Anakin's mother and torturing Padme and Obi Wan. This means that Anakin and Maul fight with dual wield lightsabers and a double-bladed lightsaber. While in a dangerous situation, Anakin refuses to believe the terrible truth about his other friend, Palpatine and returned to Tatooine. Anakin frees the slaves on Mos Espa and helps out Obi Wan and Padme on Kashyyk and the fight stretches out back to Coruscant where the opening scenes of the Revenge of the Sith occured. Anakin fights Maul alone for the last time right in front of the Chancellor. He hated the seperatists and the slave owners and loved the Republic and the Chancellor. When Anakin killed Darth Maul, the Clone Wars ended and Palpatine was willing to seduce Anakin. Padme, married to Anakin and pregnant with twins, founded the Rebel Alliance and was nasty to Anakin ever since. As Anakin searched his feelings and his dark past, he became authoritarian and wanted to destroy his own emotions. Between such and the fight of Mustafar followed by the Darth Vader suit, Anakin became more machine than man. Three years later, Anakin's dark side gave him amnesia and killed Padme Amidala. He then killed all of the Jedi, including the children. Bottom line is, Anakin and Luke went through all of the similar experiences but Luke made the right choices and Anakin made the wrong choices. Episode 3: Rise of the Empire (Source: Force Unleashed) Episode 4: A New Hope (All of the Special Edition except Han shoots first.) The Chosen One was the Old Hope while Luke Skywalker was a New Hope. Episode 5: Empire Strikes Back (All of the Original Edition) In this episode, Anakin's amnesia and dark side gradually gets cured, all the way up to that very famous line in Empire Strikes Back. Afterwards, Anakin and Luke spoke telepathically trying to clear up whether or not they are father and son. Episode 6: Return of the Jedi (Original Edition up to the Briefing Scene) We resurrect Lucas's original idea about the final battle and have it take place on Kashyyk with Wookies instead of Ewoks. Either that, or we can keep the Ewoks and give them a shaman that uses magic in one way or another. Personally, I like the first idea better. As Luke redeemed his father, he unwillingly fulfills the prophecy of the Chosen One and the New Republic and the New Jedi Order was established and the Star Wars has ended. The galaxy was cursed when time travel corrupted the space-time continuum. When that happened, humanity jettisoned their infants in several different directions across the stars. It is too long ago for any time traveler to go back in time to. The galaxy is just as hard to find as it is to get out of. The story I am working on takes place in distant future in an alternate reality of any geeky icon you can imagine. Make sure you check out "When will Penguins stop" to see what I have come up with. | ||||
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twilight definitely has a bigger following and more loyal fans than star wars imo. it also has a better storyline and plot twists, not to mention better graphics. but star wars is a classic who can resist captain kirk piloting the enterprise into the depths of the empire and waging war with the band of rebels. Warp Speed, friends! | ||||
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