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This is a fun forum game in which you make a wish and the next person ruins your wish by giving a fact about what the previous wish turns up to be. I hope that made any sense.

Example: The first person will say "I wish I had a red Ferrari."

And then the next person will say something like "but it ends up that the Ferrari's pervious owners were the mafia and the car was rigged to explode when you turn the key. You die." And then he makes his own wish for somebody else to ruin. 

I hope other people will find this fun. =) 

Wish granted, you have all the time in the world, unfortunately in doing so you have ripped the fabric of time and everything ends except you in your alternate reality filled with loads and loads of men who have never been shown what clothes are......

I wish Devi would keep up :P

Wsih Granted, Scientist gives you a clean screen, only while using it you knock over your bong and sma*beep* on the floor.

I wish I was a pirate

Wish Granted, but due to no one posting, you are the cause of the death o*beep*ood thread, due to this everyone in VU hates you and so they all gang up on you and keep killing you over and over again......

I wish I had lots and lots of beer on my deserted island

Wish granted, you don't have to, all your relatives comes over on christmas and plays on it, it gets broken and useless.

I wish Devi woulnd't be so slow that it is a couple of hours between each post ;)

Wish granted, you live for ever, but still keep getting older. Resulting in thousands of years of diaper rash.

I wish I could figure out what color to paint my Roadrunner before spring rolls around.

Wish granted, but you miss the chance to meet the girl of your dreams, and end up married to some rude, crude socialy unacceptable *beep*.

I wish Bane and Swiftys fasinaction with the penis would end.

Wish granted, and man what fun we have, but you have to help me with the wood stove and chimmeny installation.

I wish we could just skip right over winter.

Wish granted, but now everyone hates you because most people love the summer, like myself, so we al gang up and torture you.

I wi*beep* could be summer NOW!

Wish Granted, you live in a comic book, you get really rich then it starts to rain and your ink runs and people forget all about you.......

I wish I had a new car

Wish Granted, you move out to Mars with all your friends but unfortunately your friends fall apart, did nobody tell you that cardboard cutouts were not made to be taken into space, because of this you live all alone on Mars......

I wish I could go to the moon with enough fuel to come back and a pilot who could fly me there and back :P

Wish Granted, you get the chair that you wanted, only the chair is the only thing that is upstairs, the whole of the top floor is empty apart from the chair, so now it isn't as much fun to sit on......

I wish I had some booze with me now :)

Wish Granted, you buy the Vinyard everyone loves your wine but there is a worldwide alcohol ban put into place and all Vinyards are burned to stop the production, you waste your life savings buying something which is now burning to the ground.....

I wish I owned a pub and everyone in VU could get free alcoholic beverages from it :)

Wish granted, you make weetabix, your a crap cook and somehow you burn it, you didn't notice it and you ate the flame, you die and your house sets alight.

I wi*beep* was the 24th December today...

wish granted you go to never land but captin hook kills you

i wish im cool was dead lol

Wish granted, for some reason Godofwar is resurrected as well, life is sour, isn't it....  ;)

(Thanks for that one, dying in Neverland is my dream!)

I wish I could see Dave Matthews Band and The Cat Empire play live, not together at the same time since they are two different bands, but...   it would be cool:)

Wish granted, i wi*beep* to, and God decides to piss me off and don't let it happen, life is sour....

(Actually Sci, that was a good wish, dying while listening to the best bans in the world and, practically, flying at the same time, what a thing:D)

I wish I had more then one beer left...

 Wish granted, but they wera all "shehes" and had wieners.

I wish for a cow to ride even though cows are dumb animals and dont move alot.

wish granted you get a top of the range phone but unfortunalty due to it being the best MR stirlin steals it and hides it in a place you will never find

i wish mr scientist doesnt find his phone

Wish granted, he gets sent there, but gets sent back and his rocket flies straight into you while your enjoying a swim in the ocean, you die.

I wish i could join efrandor in dieing in neverland.

(Efrandor i said 24th not 25th - 24th is the day before christmas...crazy fool :P)

Wish Granted, but because you are acting like a child you are sent to school and sit there at the window with your face against they glass staring outside longing to be out there. By the time the school day has ended the snow has melted.........

I wish I could breathe underwater and swim like a shark

wish granted but you had to do it Monday instead

I wish some parts of school weren't boring.

(Edited by Sir Mac 12/8/2006 10:47:00 PM)

i wish i d know what happens on fantasia atm =)

Wish granted, Stirlin get's abducted by the Evil Scientist and horrible experiments are being performed upon him, making him scream that he'll never be mean again...Scientist is also present and looks rather happy...just sitting there, sipping his highly alcoholic Carrothian Beer (which he confiscated before burning down my illicit brewery in the woods)

I wish my illicit brewery was a real one!!!

wish granted (ps I hates uuuuu Scientist...burning it again! :P)
Stirlin is happily floating under water with his newly bought submarine, however since it was sooooo expensive to insert a custom toilet into the damn thing, he didn't had any cash left to buy fuel...
after having old chinese takeaway, he had to take a dump...the gasses he produced were that horrible he had to light a match to get rid of the smell...however he also burned up the last bit of oxygen left and died of suffication...<the end> :D


I wish my newly rebuild brewery was fire-proof!