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I smashed the world record for number of poems in one day

What was considered a "poem"? Did this method allow your styles to roam? Did the 145 fill an entire tome? Was this truly a test? One which you did alone? Who knows what this madness has sown.

Hanky Panky MKultra Victim

I think four lines per poem (my average) stands as a basic poem

I believe it cx

I’m going in for the kill, 

i’m doing it for the thrill

i’m doing it with no chill

i’m doing with pure skill

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Put your hands up this is a hiest

You’re now witnessing the christ

Put your hands up or get sliced

i don’t want you to get knifed

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You better throw a party on the day I die

You better look lively and get high

i don’t want to see you cry

You’re after my pie

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She sets the world on fire just to watch it burn

She’s got a killer on hire, it’s not my concern

She’s not from the shire, where i was born

She’s moved to the spire with no return

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All I see is dollar signs

I’m not snorting lines

Ageing like fine wines

Not paying my fines

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All of the people under the sun

All of the people need a gun

Nobody will catch this one

I’m just having some fun

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Nobody can tell me nothing

This shit got me buzzing

Got your girl gushing

Got mine blushing

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My life is like a movie

It get’s me all groovy

It get’s me all goofy

My rhymes are juicy

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I’m gonna ride until I can't no more

I completing this like it’s no chore

I’m opening & closing every door

I’m doing this right from my core

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We’ve only got each other

Look after your mother

Stay close to you brother

Boys are your cover

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Everybody going crazy

Most people are lazy

Sat waiting for day z

The future is hazy

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I think i’ll get a cake tattoo

My hoodie just came through

I’m looking for something new

I don’t want to wait in a queue 

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I’m feeling all trendy

Rhymes i’ve got plenty

My bank account empty

I’m living off of twenty

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won't break my soul

i’ll reach every goal

kill every single mole

joking i’m just a troll

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I’m building a new foundation

Doing everything for my nation

Might team up with an asian

Might take out a threemason

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One, two, three, four, five

I’m starting to feel alive

I want to go and drive

learn to swim & dive

i’m covering all bases

Not leaving no spaces

Not looking at any faces

Winning all the races

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What if we met when we was older

Would you lean on my shoulder?

Would you give up or folder?

Would you be a little bolder?

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I been waiting for you all year

i’ve been sat cuddling my beer

I’ve been going death in the ear

i’ve not been giving in to fear

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The worst is yet to come

it will come like a drum

Their won’t be a crum

Some of you are dumb

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Nobody really cares

They just pull up their chairs

take all their shares

sit down &finish up in tears

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There's lessons in love sometimes

You have to cover up all your crimes

You have to look out for the signs

You have to read between the lines

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I put my life into my job

i don’t sit around & slob

i can be a little of a knob

i can be a little of a snob

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End violence against women

They will change your linen

They are a fine specimen

Can i get an Amen

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Na, na, na na na, na, na, na na na, na, na, na

blah, blah, blah blah, blah

Ya, ya, ya ya, ya

you’d don’t want to hear a Ra

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Until I can get my satisfaction

Until i can feel an attraction

Won’t stop i’m all action

it’s all apart of my abstraction

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I just wanna make you happier baby

i just want to treat you like a lady

i just want to show up for shady

i want to do this until i’m eighty

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I’ve never been a fan of change

i’ve always been a little strange

i’ve always been out of range

i’ve never run from a challenge

i’ve never been one to short change

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Every day is a holiday

even when the sky is grey

every day you should pray

every day you should play

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We all need something to live for 

none of us want to do a chore

all want someone to open a door

i’m going down to the store

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Shout out to my ex

i don’t miss the sex

i missed your hex

i wonder who’s next

Lol

tbh i used to do these things for fun,, i could practically make up a poem (limmerick)on the spot for my friends.. they would give me a name place whatever, then ask for a quick poem about it.. i havent done it in years but its still quite easy to do..

I’m super rich bitch spiritually

IM THE REAL PROFIT

You'd think he'd be Konstantly talking.

BAD NEWS EVERYONE!

I am tossing Hanky the keys to the Kingdom.

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