Torture Methods

Worst Deaths/Torture Methods
17:00:28 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Spud: Ok, This is for all you sick/twisted minded people. This is going to be somewhat of a game. In here each person posts up what they think the worst way to die/torture someone is. Each person only gets to post one time, and no stealing ideas from previous posts. Then as we go on, we vote to see who has the worst and award them a cookie at the end! yay! I will be going first so you can have an example of what it will be like. RULES: No stealing idea's from other people in the game. Each person only get one time to post their death/torture. You can't vote for yourself. Keep it somewhat Realistic. Alright, first we need sign ups! Come on all you people with creative minds, Get in here!
17:01:15 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Spud: SIGN-UPS Spud
17:03:07 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi: being strapped to your pc chair and watching your armies slowly being destroyed while your helpless muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahA!
17:46:04 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc: SIGN-UPS Spud Seloc
18:09:55 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar I don't see how I can top Kassius's, but I'll try...
18:11:44 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Spud: It's gonna be fun.
18:32:36 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Ding: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding
19:17:20 Oct 4th 07 - Lord Yerean: thats too many steps... #488793 +(6014)- [X] <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
20:39:21 Oct 4th 07 - Sir Jack Frost: lol, Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost
20:41:16 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Spud: How many members should we get before we start?
20:52:34 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Messiah: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah
20:55:40 Oct 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc: lol nice one naerey.
01:14:21 Oct 5th 07 - Crazy Xuaron: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron
05:34:32 Oct 5th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV
05:39:14 Oct 5th 07 - Mr. Soccermage: naerey, that has had me laughing all day!
06:09:05 Oct 5th 07 - Mr. Sigheart: Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Being forced to play ET the video game . The first thing you need to do is find it. But don't worry you can find 5 million in a landfill in Mexico. Play it for 10 minutes. After 10 minutes your Brain Cells will begin to explode from the suckiness of the game. Every second you remain to stay alive will be pure pain, your heart will begin to shut down but because your body brain cells were the first to go you'll still be alive by all your veins will be blocked up causing extreme pain. At the same time your lungs will be blocked up with Carbon Dioxide and you will stop breathing. Your bladder will also be affected and by the time you die you will have peed your self. Finally when your only seconds away from dying your viens will finally let blood loose and the result will be your head exploding. Never play ET.
16:46:49 Oct 5th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: I guess you had a personal experience with that =P Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus
04:04:48 Oct 6th 07 - Crazy Xuaron: when will the submision start?
15:24:19 Oct 6th 07 - Lord Yerean: wait..... HOW DID YOU KNOW I"M NAEREY!??
15:26:33 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: who doesn't know?
15:36:43 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: I've known your naerey for a long time, think I found it somewhere in the eternity thread somewhere (your name backwards, lol snap.)
15:40:26 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Xiax: Holy crap! He's Naerey?!?!
15:43:10 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: I don't think Xiax knew.xD
17:40:18 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Sigheart: Flip Yerean you get Naerey Yerean=Naerey
20:20:51 Oct 6th 07 - Mr. Dreadii: Pain to escape reality.lol you cant handle it :p
00:29:54 Oct 7th 07 - Lord Yerean: dammit, I thought I had disguised myself well.... oh well, at least you don't know that I was Corwin/Random/Merlin a few eras ago....
00:45:49 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart: Actually we did but you were so proud of your disguise we decided not to tell you.
05:00:11 Oct 7th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: Septim walks in with two IRS agents behind him, Septim pulls a cigar from his mouth. "Your disguise was good, but not good enough to hide from the IRS!" The IRC takes all of Yerean's money and runs away.
09:29:34 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "So spud when do we start?"
21:06:21 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: I think thisll win :S thats too many steps... #488793 +(6014)- [X] <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
00:21:45 Oct 8th 07 - Lord Senturu: ok ok ok ok here's how it goes some guy sticks some kinda machine up ur but and then it opens up like a super powerful umbrella!!!!! then i take ur wallet
01:18:35 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Spud: Sorry guys. My computer at home is not letting me post in the forums. Im at a freinds house right now though so I guess we can go ahead and start. Looks like we got about 10 people. Spud Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus Good, I'll go first.
01:27:18 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Spud: Ok. Your at a party with your freinds on a dark stormy night where theres thunder and lightning and a lot of rain. Your at the food bar munchin away on a delicious sandwich. Your buddies decide to play a joke on you and grab you and throw you into the pool in the back yard. When they grab you the peice of sandwich get lodged in your throat. Splash you go in. A thunderbolt cracks down and hit's a lightpost wich falls across the street and into the pool, therefore, electricuting you. As the lightpost falls an oil truck making it's route steers out of the way of the lightpost but over steers and turns over on it's side. The oil from the truck spills onto the surface of the water and from the electricity of the lightpost, the oil catches fire. Now your choking, drowning, being electricuted, and struggeling from physical exaustion trying to find a way out. Once you do find an area...a guy that you pissed off previously at the party comes over and punches you in the face knocking you back into the pool of a thousand deaths. All in the end...you float up, and are creamated. That should start this game off pretty well. Spud - Finished Seloc Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus
11:08:00 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc: You put your tourture'ee in a room (naked) with no roof, high smooth walls (black),and a smooth polished floor (black.) The person can't get out of this room, can't climb sides or anything. You then heat the floor to say 100 degrees, so that when there standing the feet burn, they then have to options to stay there or to move, the person would find no place cool and his feet will burn. If he starts dancing about to try and keep his feet off the ground, he will get tired. Eventually he will get too tired to contiune, and either sit/lie/contiune standing. To sit would burn him more, to lie would burn him more, and standing would burn him more. You would leave him like that with no food or water or anything. Slowly he will burn to death, when he either out of energy or given up. Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus
22:05:23 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: thats just sick :S First you get some bold razorblades. You cut your victim open on every inch of their body, causing many painfulll cuts. Then you let this person take a saltbath. Salt mixed with gasoline( you feel it coming dont ya =P ) Then, when the salt is nicely hearting their wounds. You get a bolt knife and slowly, very slowly, cuts their penis/breasts trough, in length! After that you get some matches and set the bath on fire. Then you get an axe and give it to the person. Then he has a choice. He can either hack his own foot off or take a flaming bath. No matter which one hell take, you give him the other one 2 Then, totally burned you take care of his wounds. You make sure he survives, and then puts him in a chair, and let him watch how everyone he loves gets torn to pieces by some sort of machine. Then you inject him with a very painfull desease, and when he totally bruns inside with fever and other painfull things, infections and stuff. When he wants to die, you put a gun with 1 bullet next to him, but just out of his reach. Hell have pain for days. And after a while, you stand behind him, and with a scalpel slowly cuts his skull open. And then, hell die,after youve poored more salt in his wounds :D Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus finished
23:36:35 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Put the torturee' naked in a giant slowcooker, first, cook them, than just before they die, take them out, put them in a freezer. Leave them until they are about to die. Than take them out, cut their toes/fingers off. Then inject them with liquid mercury, (just enough to not kill them.) Then attach pieces of metal to them, repeat freeze/burn, than stick them in a room with electromagnetic walls/roof/floor. Turn them on(and off) one at a time so that the person slams into the walls. Then when you want them dead, just turn them all on at the same time to pull them apart.
23:38:30 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar - Finished ding can't use capitals Jack Frost Messiah sucks Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus - Finished
00:08:06 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll: Damn.....you all have an pretty sick mind :p
00:32:56 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Fish Pants II: Erunion Telcontar i would like to see that acually work...they will probly die from doing all that stuff if you are to have them do it in a quickly manner not wait a day inbetween
00:45:14 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: I haven't looked into it, but if you are creative, I'm sure you'll find a way to make the poor person live. My mind is not sick, merely creative... :P
01:44:50 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll: lol, yeah......right :P
01:53:11 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Set's up the torture system then Teleports Verll into it. Activates. Well, might as well see how the computer monitored version works...
15:13:20 Oct 9th 07 - Sir Jack Frost: ok, here gose... Step A Go to your local pub. Find a sutable drunk (any will do). Bring him to the graveyard with the promise of ale. When he is there knock him out with a shovel and place him in a near-by koffin, in witch you had previously installed a cctv camera. Place airholes in the koffin. (we don't want him dieing do we?) Take him out of the koffin and cut off his arms and legs with the janiters axe. Put him back into the koffin and place a black-mamba in with him. Screw down the lid and watch on the cctv screen. Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar ding Jack Frost Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus finished
15:20:07 Oct 9th 07 - Sir Jack Frost: Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar DING Jack Frost- Finished Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus finished
19:32:05 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar - Finished Ding Jack Frost over does it with capitals- Finished Messiah still sucks Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus doesn't deserve a hython finished
20:19:59 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte: Spud - Finished Seloc - Finished Erunion Telcontar - Finished Ding Jack Frost over does it with capitals- Finished Messiah still sucks Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart Santa Claus doesn't deserve a hython finished kilobyte(dies much)
00:29:46 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Spud: Ok guys these are the people that still have to go. Ding Messiah Xuaron Tiber Septim IV Sigheart
00:40:55 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV: First: I talk to the person for a week in a white room without giving him food, I eat food in front of him during the whole time. Afterwards I give him a bowl of maggots and make him eat them. I then talk to him for an additional five days, making him want to kill himself. I then strap him to an electric chair and I place the lever in front of him next to a bowl of live maggot infested crackers. I let him choose between eating the maggot infested crackers and death, if he chooses the food I talk to him for an additional five days, driving him totally insane. I then make him play DDR, if he loses his son is tortured by burning to near death and getting lemon juice poured on all of his wounds, if he wins then I kill his wife in the same way. After all of that I break every bone in his leg, I then make him play DDR again, if he wins his mother is killed with fire and lemon juice, if he loses his son/wife (Whichever survives above) is killed with fire and lemon juice. If he wins I break every bone in his arms and make him play DDR again, he will lose and I will then kill every relative he has. After all that I place him in a chair and make him talk to me for another five days without food, at the end I kill him by drowning him in the blood of all of his relatives... I am one sick person...
00:46:05 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Spud: Ok good. Four people left... Ding Messiah Xuaron Sigheart I havent seen any other deaths, just torture...
05:09:49 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Soccermage: this is a truly disturbing thread. seriously guys, something is wrong with your minds.
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