bad things in kitchens

bad things in kitchens

21:55:16 Mar 8th 10 - VU Admin:

Lets make a list of bad things that can happen in the kitchen.

For example:

Leaking soy bottle

21:57:00 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. Kearn:

cutting your finger off with a knife

21:58:12 Mar 8th 10 - Lord Cao Cao:

Exploding oven

22:03:03 Mar 8th 10 - Lord Fuelled Byy Lsd:

Water + Oil Fire...

22:15:22 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. Chaos Legna:

building a tepee and lighting it on fire
fridge tips over on you
drop a knife on your foot

22:15:27 Mar 8th 10 - Judge Kobuskan:

Black burned pizza in the microwave and your house full of smoke while sleeping on the couch after 10 beers

22:15:59 Mar 8th 10 - The Architect:

The rum is all gone...

22:26:07 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. And Ezzington:

Your hungry, but no women about

22:37:58 Mar 8th 10 - Endless Wargasms:

the stove!!! burns me every time :(

women aren't meant to be in kitchens :)

22:39:20 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. Nostalgic:

No one to make a sandwich for you

22:48:31 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. Agorht Dalim Thur:

u bring u housepet that is a rat and the cook screams and then gets angry and wont give u food so u have to order :) wich is not that bad if u have tasted me girlfriends food

22:50:07 Mar 8th 10 - Judge Kobuskan:

You burned the penquin in your oven

22:54:24 Mar 8th 10 - Princess Aisha:

Why is the rum gone?

22:55:06 Mar 8th 10 - Sir Criminaly Insane:

Heating up food in the microwave but its too hot, trying to pick it up with your bare hands burn your fingers and in doing so drop it on your bare foot burning that, then you grab your foot in pain hoping and falling backwards hitting your head on the bench knocking yourself unconcious and when hitting the bench you try to grab onto something to stop from falling and grab a pan full of boiling water. Pretty much you have 3rd degree burns all over your body and no one else is home.

23:03:26 Mar 8th 10 - Princess Aisha:

Quite simple:

Me attempting to cook.

23:21:32 Mar 8th 10 - Duchess Kittieh Croft:

dead guy in front of fridge

23:26:24 Mar 8th 10 - Mr. Chaos Legna:

You open your fridge and everything falls out on you. :(
I've had that happen to me except it was the freezer XD

23:29:01 Mar 8th 10 - Duchess Kittieh Croft:

smelling death in kitchen, realizing its not dead guy in front of fridge, its the freezer that broke down :S

23:39:49 Mar 8th 10 - Ms. Cloud Strife:

At least you're where you're required.

Let's see... bad things... man in kitchen instead of on sofa watching television.

00:04:17 Mar 9th 10 - Duke Pesterd:

your wife messed up on your breakfast and gave u spoiled milk.

happened to me.. unfortunately.

00:06:02 Mar 9th 10 - Duchess Kittieh Croft:

...that is not messed up... but ok for fun lets just say she did :P

06:50:03 Mar 9th 10 - King Berkeley The Disheartened:

A guy is cooking ;)

A woman is not in the kitchen.

12:19:19 Mar 9th 10 - Lady Bookworm:

Dropping your laptop in the sink while playing VU and washing up at the same time.

13:27:05 Mar 9th 10 - Dr. Demon Toe:

Waking up and realizing there is no food in the house at 4 AM

18:38:46 Mar 11th 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

Pregnancy.

18:42:27 Mar 11th 10 - Clan Elder Mcfarin:

Eating rotten food

18:48:18 Mar 11th 10 - Mr. Basch:


Dr. Demon Toe Report 22:27:05 Mar 9th 10	Waking up and realizing there is no food in the house at 4 AM

smoke much? :P

02:22:13 Mar 13th 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Misreading the directions on your microwavable food and cooking them for 12 minutes on high instead of 6 minutes on 50%... Yeah... :/

02:27:21 Mar 13th 10 - Sir Moonshine:

Putting styrofoam in the microwave for 10 minutes.

02:39:47 Mar 13th 10 - Ice Prince Isis:

well the whorst thing YOU could do at a kitchen full of knifes.

Is to say your wife I cheeted on you.

Or tell your crazy gf that you dont really love her.

05:03:02 Mar 13th 10 - Mr. Chaos Legna:

^ pissing someone off that is over loving of you = death wish :P

Oh um if your gas stove is leaking gas lighting your lighter to smoke *BOOM*

Missing chopping the meat/vegetables and getting your finger instead :(

Dropping glass plates on the floor while doing dishes that shatter everywhere when your barefoot......had that happen a couple times wasnt to happy bout it

13:51:49 Mar 13th 10 - Clown Penguin The Yellow Eyed Demon:

having sex in kitchen, and while you putting your "girl" on your "kitchen furniture" (a friggin knife which you put after making romantic food on wrong place) stabs her in the back when you start your sex act.

13:56:42 Mar 13th 10 - Mr. Sandoran:

Falling asleep while cooking.

19:23:41 Mar 13th 10 - Sir Mcmax The Troll:

Forget you beef for 30 seconds - and you find it "well-done" instead of medium.
Realise that you just fucked the Bernaise-sauce up....... and the guests is waiting.....................
See that the last beer in the ref. is a light beer and you needed a Stout!

Edit:

Clown Penguin The Yellow Eyed Demon

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13:51:49 Mar 13th 10

Finding a penguin in you kitchen.

20:01:16 Mar 17th 10 - Lady Bookworm:

Having sex in kitchen, and while being put by your "boy" on his "kitchen furniture" (a friggin knife which he put after making romantic food on wrong place) stabs you in the back when he starts his sex act.

20:06:34 Mar 17th 10 - Mr. Xhidren The Vague:

Finding out too late that you put egg substitute in your coffee instead of the flavored creamer you thought you had grabbed from the refrigerator.

20:50:05 Mar 17th 10 - Mr. Stamppot Boerenkool Met Worst:

bad things in a kitchen:
-A bed
-A car
-A lorry
-A Rhino
-A Lion
-An army brigade
-An orphanage
- Meeeee!!!!!!1

21:22:34 Mar 17th 10 - Archangel Argyle:

Trying to pick one item from the drying dishes and everything just crashes and you get dish all over the kitchen and sink....

22:53:33 Mar 17th 10 - Praetorian Wyzer:

Putting your Mom's favorite cat in the freezer, while taking out a Popsicle.

Hey, I was 3!

23:43:46 Mar 17th 10 - Mr. Chaos Legna:

Pissing your Bro off to where he grabs a meat cleaver and starts chasing you with it......yea one of my bro's did that to the older ones picking on him XD

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