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girlfriends against vu
22:27:09 Aug 3rd 11 - kzoolczat (Mr. Treefinder):

just how far will they go to deprive you of your Visual Utopia?


Answers on a post card...



22:29:21 Aug 3rd 11 - Endless (Lady And The Tramp):

lol Mark is she giving you a hard time again? 


13:55:52 Aug 4th 11 - HorusPanic (Sir Father of Twins):

closing the lid on my laptop but it to sleep... my wife likes to do that when i'm playing


16:10:51 Aug 4th 11 - Dragon (Mr. Dexter The Serial Killer):

My wife plays VU with me


18:30:04 Aug 4th 11 - Zond (General Tongue Whisperer):

Thats because your the man Dexter, their wives are still in charge of them...


20:41:28 Aug 4th 11 - The red Dragon (Ms. Flame):

lol its a really a rare even with 1% success when asking your wife to play a game


18:09:21 Aug 5th 11 - Opportunity (Mr. Penor The Excited):

Horus, just change the setting so that closing the lid of your laptop does nothing :)


15:49:15 Aug 16th 11 - kzoolczat (Mr. Dorf):

Yeh Jules.  She is unhappy about the time spent on VU!! 


mines tried to play VU..I think she gave it a whole 10 minutes..then gave up. 

We need to make it a bit sexier for the chicks...have a 'female' race perhaps.
Could have fun naming the troops...

There's one for the suggestion thread. :P



20:55:01 Aug 16th 11 - Chris (Lady Nyx):

:D the girlfriend doesn't know. Its my Dirty Little Secret :P


21:08:10 Aug 16th 11 - HorusPanic (Mr. Panic Lucky Number XIII):

good luck with that... sooner or later VU or GF will demand immediate attention at the same time


01:28:57 Aug 29th 11 - yorimm (Mr. Protest):

playing vu is like watching porn. they know you do it but they don't like it.


03:05:22 Aug 29th 11 - HorusPanic (Sir Father of Twins):

my wife likes porn, we watch it together


03:23:23 Aug 29th 11 - Dragon (Mr. Fafnir III):

LOL

LOL

Oh, that was funny.

Most wives are into FaceBook.  tell them that VU is now a FB game...... and sent them a friend request from your own FB and get them interested in it that way.




03:02:24 Aug 31st 11 - Prince Sladius:

"We need to make it a bit sexier for the chicks...have a 'female' race perhaps.
Could have fun naming the troops..."


LMFAO

Females"

Kitchen Worker: 1/1 200 g
Scorned Women: 4/5 1500 g
Child bearer: 8/8 2500 g
Bitch n Witch: 0/0 400 g
Sandwhich maker: 10/10 3500

Special spell: PMS rage, triples all attack points for a 168 hours(1 week)

This is just a joke please dont hurt me lady players of VU


03:23:37 Aug 31st 11 - Stormy (Mr. Cthulhu):

@yorimm: hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

my wife likes to call it 'the other woman'....


06:13:45 Aug 31st 11 - Jesus Left Toe (Mr. Heyzeus):

Slade, i think there are a couple of problems with your Female Race.

  1. They always win, so they should all have a high attack.
  2. They accuse us of hurting their feelings even if it was only a small misdemeanor, so perhaps give them a low defense, (that way in a field fight, even if they lose, they'll inflict high kills with their OP, and as such think they've won.)
  3. They are cheap to get but expensive to keep, so perhaps make their Upkeep 5x that of any other race.
  4. They should have cheap medicine and mining sciences. (To accommodate their feelings, and lust for gold.)
  5. Said "Scorned women" should have double movement speed, and bonus attack against anyone who has attacked her or her kingdom. (Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.)
  6. The Ownage spell should for Females, only work on non Female cities and armies. We all know they only have power over men.
I had a few other suggestions to add, but maybe at a later date.

Mine is glaring at me already.


06:35:36 Aug 31st 11 - Prince Sladen:

hahaha JLT i agree!

 


07:59:41 Aug 31st 11 - Endless (Ms. Mazikeen):

you're dead meat sammich Slade, FB spam war coming :p


09:52:36 Aug 31st 11 - Mr. Stormcrow Wannabe:

Female's are special, so they should also have a level 9 spell.

"Seduce": A successful cast brings ALL cities and armies of an opposing non Female player under your control.

Reason: No male can stand the power of seduction. Hand over all your assets, baby!


09:55:56 Aug 31st 11 - Canucks (Mr. Hermes):

im glad im only 14 :)


12:23:54 Aug 31st 11 - yorimm (Mr. Yorimm):

meaning that you will soon start to be a slave to a race called females...

enjoy your free day's while you still have them.

comming to the point:
when woman take over a city half of the pezzies turn to slaves.
because all man are slaves of woman.
and only a few woman are willing to be slaves to other woman.


17:20:39 Aug 31st 11 - Arthur Dent (Mr. Arthur Dent):

You guys... we already have a central part of the game that is female.  It's called Armageddon :P  (ZeTa's GF)


17:53:40 Aug 31st 11 - Mr. Neverending Endless:

His nickname for her is Nirvana....


03:38:44 Sep 1st 11 - Prince Sladen:

haha please dont keel me Julie :|


15:08:05 Sep 8th 11 - Mr. Looks Interesting:

11:23:37 Aug 31st 11 - Stormy (Mr. Cthulhu):

@yorimm: hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

my wife likes to call it 'the other woman'....


And I thought I was the only other 'women'... ;(

BITCH...


15:57:19 Sep 8th 11 - yorimm (Mr. Ibuprofen):

this is getting intersting looks interesting and stormy. i realy missed something in the years i have not played.


06:38:11 Sep 9th 11 - Mr. Takin The Urine:

Unfortunately Stormy isnt interested.. :(


21:56:16 Sep 21st 11 - zuall (Mr. Zuall The Tasty):

this thread is epic hahahaha but they should have a minus to orc and troll cuz the races scare them hahahaha


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