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happy Easter All | ||||
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i am drinking Through out the night until Easter playing Rock Band and eating Dorito's i might be in the hospital to get my stomach pumped CUZ i am finishing five 750 ml of Russian Prince, Smirnoff, Fireball, Capt Morgan and Jack Daniels with my friends Woot Woot, so how you guys gonna celebrate this Hal-mark day? | ||||
lol...I'm gonna use this one as my background at work :P | ||||
ooo boobies :P | ||||
no theyre not, theyre bunnies | ||||
ok ;P | ||||
Now you guys can say you seen Quiets boobs | ||||
lol not a suitable picture you dirty poor little man | ||||
Im not poor, or little! | ||||
Hes rich and high, on what who knows... | ||||
that is not me! | ||||
its just wrong and yeah, kids play this game | ||||
And I can guarentee you that none of them find that offensive :P | ||||
nope i see them every day my girl friend is sorta a nudeist :P | ||||
ugh i am plasterd i finished the russian prince all to myself Woot Woot | ||||
Happy easter all, I'll celebrate by doing something special lets see......I'll spend some time with my family....probably. | ||||
Lol it's snowing heavily outside..... | ||||
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful and stuff..." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and drink eggnog." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday, that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper. Then the Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. Then the third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter." | ||||
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