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i am the king at this game no one can beat me challengers are welcome though | ||||
You suck. I might come over tomorrow just to prove you wrong... | ||||
Did they come out with this on the DS or something? Or how would others challenge you? | ||||
So too lazy to go out and do the ole van and candy trick, Zual? Nice twist on it though. :| | ||||
On the original 64? I believe you to be wrong :P | ||||
I second the talking dog. If Zombie or Canucks disappear without a word for more than a week, I know what I'll tell the police about where they could of gone... | ||||
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oh tiberius my mariokart parties are awesome though hahahaha and percy u dont stand a chance | ||||
i'll own all you knuckleheads, you have no idea... NJ here... challenge accepted | ||||
horus horus horus u seem to underestimate my skills | ||||
can you get the drift boosts without even going around a corner? :p | ||||
I get the drift boost without even holding the controller... | ||||
i boosted before this thread started, after boosting off the start line.....aaannnddd.... i'm packing 6 red shells EDIT: princess FTW | ||||
Toad ftw :D obviously.. red shells? sucka, i'll pick you off with green ones! lol | ||||
toad is the master and drifting straights thats beginner stuff man and the greens will be the end of u as i snipe u with them | ||||
thats right spud who won i won | ||||
you are all retarded, i could beat any of you with toad, princess, or even yoshi 'lets go' | ||||
no one can keep up with me being toad its not only improbable its impossible | ||||
Let me ask you one question: What was Banjo and Kazooie doing in Sonic and Sega All Stars? A Total War based map would make a whole lot more sense! That's right, while you can say Sonic leads sega, you can also say that those generals in Total War are worthy heirs to the throne. Oh, and by the way, I actually have an explaination for why Princess Sally couldn't have been Queen besides the fact that the King is alive: Sometimes, a princess needs to get married to become a queen. Oh, and guess what Sonic did while he was aquiring Rome: Total War. He passed himself as the god, Mercury. This was of course before Medieval II Total War came around and made Sonic uncomfortable with the pirates and the Italians of today that came around with the renaissance. At that point, it was obvious that he hung around with the Mongols. 1. Sonic is afraid of water. If he was a desert dweller, he wouldn't have to worry about that. 2. Mario is an Italian that lives in a medieval fantasy castle, in other words, a clear relative to a Catholic at the times. 3. Mongols have the best cavalry in the known world. Sonic could easily travel on foot alongside horses that run really quickly. 4. Mongols are Asian, and Sonic is Anime. In fact, it could be that Shogun Total War was what got Sonic interested in the first place. 5. Both Mongols and Japanese rival Chinese. 6. Muslims have plenty of racing events in their lands. Sonic could easily win bets while being underestimated with those short little legs. 7. In addition to the best cavalry in the known world, cavalry could be really bizarre as they include mounted archers, camels, and elephants more than knights. 8. With Total War, Sonic rivals Master Chief's Age of Empires as an ally to the Ottoman Empire, you know, the rivals of Spartans! 9. A Jihad against the Crusades would be a pleasure for someone that is annoyed by Italians, again, especially Medieval Italians. 10. I'm pretty sure Sonic's island is tropical, which means that Sonic feels more at home in Northern Africa and Middle East than he would in Europe. | ||||
Wherelse does Sonic fit in? Like Sonic, those people must too be hydrophobic. Have you played some of those games before? The pirates are annoying. Assassin's Creed is pretty much the same setting as Medieval 2 Total War, but from a different perspective entirely. Just like those people in those games have to watch out for assassins, Sonic, too, has to watch out for assassins, being the Kong family (due to its long history of swinging and its Rareware background with special agents). Okay, my last post was about how Sonic would make a fine cavalry, but what about infantry and artillery? Answer, Sonic is not only all three, but all three at once! Think about it. Infantry is essentially a footman. Sonic is a footman AND can break into doors and run up those walls with ease. He could do it. He has done it before, at that Mario castle. Everyone knows what makes Sonic cavalry. As an artillery, Sonic doesn't mind being the test subject for catapults launching infantry. Launched from a catapult, Sonic operates as both the siege ball AND as the launched body at the same time. Even if you have to light Sonic as if he was that cannonball or whatever, he probably would have that fire shield on him. It works. You have to do plenty of running to catch routing foes in Total War. Easy job for the fastest thing alive. | ||||
Said Kong family might even be smarter than Altiar in that matter. They know to dive in WATER if you do not include DKCR. | ||||
That's right. I actually have an entire series in mind that is mainly about various empires representing companies or corporations. Many of these characters are depicted by the classics. It is about Diddy Kong and the Linux Mascot that would be teaming up against the EVIL forces of Master Chief, who's diabolical plan is to, you guessed it, take over the world. | ||||
In addition, I felt that it would be funny to give many of these characters titles. | ||||
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