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somebodys getting married... | ||||
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okay were gonna have a forum wedding here between two people.... | ||||
*Septim walks in with a bottle of wine, he sits down at a bench "Hey! Priest! Who's the best man and all those other people I am too lazy to name?" | ||||
well, anybody senturu chooses i guess and mifune gets to choose the bridesmaids of co*beep*. | ||||
*Septim takes a large swig from his wine and sees everybody look at him "What? Did you think I brought this for you?" | ||||
wedding?!?!?! yay! but, what about all of mifune's guys on the side? sent stills wants to go on with it? or has he not heard yet? | ||||
"Errrrr.....I don't know Mifune at all.....but Senturu is my barkeep so I'll sit on this side" *Septim takes a drink from the wine bottle "Who needs a glass..." | ||||
wedding! woot! * gives wedding present to mifune* --*it seems to be a glass penis*-- you'll need it , because you won't get anything of senturu. | ||||
"Oh yeah! Almost forgot!" *Septim pulls out a wrapped box and places it on the table, he then sits back down and continues drinking his wine... | ||||
i do not approve of this wedding | ||||
"I do!" *Septim takes a drink from his wine bottle | ||||
*Senturu grabs Breadlord by the neck and drags him out back. a few minutes later and several screaming sounds later Senturu returnes wiping Blood off his fists* | ||||
*Septim sits on the bench pausing from his wine drinking I'm really glad I approve of this wedding... *Septim continues drinking | ||||
This should be in the roleplaying section "When is this going to start?" | ||||
*pulls up to the cerremony in a fork-lift, stop at the table and drops by far the biggest preasant of the lot. Then sits down on Mifs side of the audience, hankercheif in hand* | ||||
*Septim looks at the massive preasant. Hehehe | ||||
Septim dont even think about that. remember what i did to breadlord. who "mysterously" vanished? :D | ||||
How can he hear my thoughts?!? I better not let them go...bread, pasta, squirell, arrrgggghhhh...think about something serious.......chipmunk....dangit! | ||||
okay y'all lets get this wedding started... | ||||
If Mifune wanted to wed she'd be attending her own wedding >.> | ||||
*Fizban comes in, scratches his old head and then fireballs everyone in the audience.* *Fizban, on another thought then fireballs Salaras again for good measure due to having looked at those ghey rockstar pics* | ||||
*Septim ducks under a fireball then pulls out his AMT Hardballer. "Assassins, I knew they would come!" *Septim has a firefight with Fizban, ducking under fire-proof benches when he shoots his fireballs. | ||||
mif isnt even here! y did i come? she told me i was her maid of honor too! | ||||
*while Mifune and Mielo are laying close to each other, Mielo looks outside the window seeing a bride less church* | ||||
*Septim finishes his firefight with Fizban by shooting him in the arm, he then runs upto him and drop kicks him out the window. Septim returns to his seat happily and starts humming, but after a while he gets bored, pulls out a PSP, and starts playing it. | ||||
*thinks to himself* "i guess mielo is better than sent. meh, good luck to whoever wants to deal with a crazy jester wife ;) " | ||||
*Septim beats all of his games on his PSP "Now I'm bored again..." Vandalism is fun! *Septim spray paints the whole church, the spray paint says: GAIUS SEPTIM DID THIS I wonder if writing my name was a good idea...I guess so.... *Septim runs away | ||||
*Rairox comes in not knowing a thing about matromony and sits down on a pew and casts Rain of fire on the church hoping for results.
*He Puts a present on a table and looks at the huge one | ||||
Soccor are you saying something bad about mifune? if you are you had best take it back and beg Mifune for forgiveness. if she dont forgive you ill kick ur *beep*. and if she does ill still kick ur *beep*!!! | ||||
dam fire!!! | ||||
Oh! I come back from vacation to find I'm the bride in a surprise wedding! What a wonderful birthday present! Soc's gonna be my maid of honor?!
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ahhh Mifune. im not suppose to see you before the wedding stuffs | ||||
*Septim chases down Senturu and tackles him. "No running away from the shackles of marriage after you have decided to wed, even if you are the Lord of the Spoon!" *Septim knocks out Senturu, stuffs him in a sack, and drags him back to the chapel. | ||||
*Seloc blindfolds Senturu to solve his problem of seeing mifune.* | ||||
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*Septim slaps Senturu with a fish "I had a strange urge to do that for some reason..." *Septim unties Senturu
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*Rairox turns around just to see that Senturu was slapped with a fish. "Hey! @#$%$ you that's my fish!!!!!" | ||||
*Septim throws the fish at Rairox, hitting him in the face "Here ya go!" | ||||
*Senturu takes the fish and slaps Septim with it* | ||||
*Septim dodges the fish slap and pukes all over Senturu "AHA!" | ||||
*senturu then Pukes on Septim* | ||||
*Septim laughs and pukes on Senturu at the same time! | ||||
*Fizban comes in and makes a note that the 'bride' has only posted for this 'wedding' once and that smart men should've let the lady handle the details and they just stand in one spot wearing a tux.* :-P | ||||
"-A very covered in puke tux!" | ||||
"okay are we ready | ||||
"Hello" | ||||
*Drags his humungous presant down the aisle and plants it between the feet of Senturu and Mif, they turn and stare at him* "Well, open it"!! | ||||
*Septim pauses his puking on Senturu and sits down at a bench | ||||
*sniff-sniff* They grow up so fast! *sniff-sniff* | ||||
*Septim takes a drink from his wine bottle Gotta stay drunk, gotta stay drunk...with the shackles of marriage on, will Senturu still be able to gimme my beer at Ye Olde Taverne?.....gotta stay drunk, gotta stay drunk *Septim takes another drink from his wine bottle | ||||
*looks at everyone in the room.* "Wow, you two really draw a crowd...." | ||||
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