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whos yo daddy | ||||
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<Senturu> biach | ||||
you seriously don't have a life eh, sent? | ||||
no not really :D | ||||
yA MUM dosent have a life! | ||||
Cos i'm always with her. Booyha!! | ||||
Senturu is my daddy....but yet i still dont get any birthday presents:( | ||||
holy crap i didnt know i had a kid. | ||||
Tell her you were young, drunk, and had an accident. | ||||
"No, you need to lie and say you don't know her anymore (I know what you do on Sundays, you sure as hell don't go bowling like you say you do) | ||||
omg ur right i dont go bowling....mainly cuz there is no place round here :( | ||||
Septim must be stalking you Senturu. Don't follow any advice he has for you, because he is trying to lure you into a trap. | ||||
"I have pictures I COULD show to Mifune unless you bring twenty kegs of beer to the back alleyway in fifteen minutes" *Septim runs away | ||||
*chases down Septim and curb stomps him* | ||||
*Septim gets up "I wanted to sell them to you so YOU could show them to Mifune, they're freakin' hilarious!" | ||||
well i cant buy beer. im not 21. :/ | ||||
YOU'RE A BARTENDER FOR GOD"S SAKE!!! | ||||
yea. but you only got to be 19 in idaho to sell beer. and im only 18 :/ | ||||
......Can't you just get some beer from Ye Olde Taverne? | ||||
no. i dont steal. specially not from my own tavern | ||||
awwwwwwwwwwwwww....isn't it Drakos' tavern? (lol) | ||||
NO ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
*Septim walks away and comes back with a Real Estate guy. Real Estate Guy: "The deed is in Drakos' name..." "See?!?" | ||||
*shows Septim the real Deed* | ||||
*Septim smacks the Real Estate guy over the head with a baseball bat "That jerk lied to me!" *Septim continues beating him with a bat | ||||
lordi can't think of anything better to sing about? | ||||
*salaras jumps into the picture | ||||
What's this about a daughter?
....and I want beer! | ||||
Mifune. im not sure how. or when. but it seems i have a daughter. | ||||
Good answer Senturu. You see there was no need for lying. Now you need to plan a family get together, and introduce your daughter to Mifune. | ||||
yes thats what ill do, ill get a family get together. yes that will work. :D | ||||
*Septim finishes his two day long beating of the real estate guy and walks home | ||||
I'm gonna need more than one beer... | ||||
"i can run over to the tavern and get you a few?" | ||||
Defensive are you trying to hit on my wife? | ||||
hey mifune, wanna come to my house? :) | ||||
Don't go Mifune it's a trap.
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senturu you have a wife!!!! well why dont you run ot the tavern and get the beers | ||||
yes...more beer!!!!
LOT'S more beer!!! | ||||
*Septim walks in with a briefcase, he keys in a passcode and opens it up, he pulls out a bottle of Tales Tavern's finest beer. "Tales Tavern may not be running anymore, but the beer is still as good as ever!" *He hands the bottle to Mifune "Enjoy, Lady Mifune" *Septim shuts his briefcase, grabs it, and walks away... | ||||
Honey ill be right back | ||||
"I...was...only...being...nice..." *Septim picks himself up and uses a spell to grab his briefcase, he then opens the briefcase revealing a W2000 sniper rifle. Septim assembles it and shoots a hollow-point explosive round at Senturu's head, the bullet hits the Lord of the Spoon, killing him instantly. Septim packs up his sniper rifle and leaves. | ||||
*Senturu is instantly brought back to life.* | ||||
*Septim laughs as Senturu realizes that the gun is empty. Septim grabs the rifle from his butt and starts beating Senturu with the butt of it. He pulls out a needle full of a lethal dose of poison and infects it into Senturu, he then shoots Senturu in the head eighteen times with a Colt 1911. Afterwards grabs a rope and hangs Senturu on the ceiling by his feet and his arms tied to the ground. "Muahahahaha!" *Septim walks away with his briefcase. | ||||
*Seloc walks in a balances a pint of beer of Senturu's head.* "Tada!" | ||||
hey! im going to marry you senturu..... | ||||
*senturu is brought back to life* | ||||
*Septim does some sort of Matrix thing to dodge the bullet, he then pulls Seloc out of his butt and throws him at Senturu (he is covered in pooh). After that Septim pulls out a AMT Hardballer and starts shooting Senturu in the head. After loading 30 clips into Senturu, Septim pulls out an RPG-7 and blows Senturu to pieces, he then stashes the pieces in different treasure chests all over the world... | ||||
*senturu is brought back to life behind Septim as he's placing the last chest in the ocean* | ||||
*Septim knows all of Houdini's secrets and escapes the chest without any problems. He grabs a swordfish while he is underwater and swims ashore he finds Senturu and stabs him multiple times with it, afterwards he shoves it up Senturu's *beep*. "Aha!" | ||||
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