Ruin A Wish

Ruin A Wish
21:10:03 Mar 10th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: Granted, but you get forum banned. I wish I had a better laptop.
21:14:33 Mar 10th 09 - Mr. Ignis The Evil One: Granted but a angry Zyrike destroys you laptop I wish i was good at being good
21:24:13 Mar 10th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, you are good at being good at failing I wish I had a lightbulb floating above my head
02:58:31 Mar 11th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: Granted but the light bulb explodes and you die I wish i was better at failing
21:44:59 Mar 11th 09 - Ms. Whatjusthappened: Granted but you fail at everything already so you fail at failing I wish I could kill the next person who posts here =P
23:47:23 Mar 11th 09 - Mr. Testing: granted, but he martyrdom as a perk from CoD WaW and blew you up I wish i was alive again
04:17:05 Mar 12th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang: granted, but you are sick and in horrible pain for the rest of your life i wish i had internet on my other computer
14:08:10 Mar 12th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: granted, but the internet on your current computer crash's and is broken forever I wish nobody played VU [[not really]]
15:30:20 Mar 12th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, Mr. Nobody joins the game I wish the forums would become a bit more lively again!
20:54:34 Mar 12th 09 - Mr. Hel The Sunshine: Granted, but ZeTa closes VU forever I wish Angels became the strongest kd everseen
21:19:16 Mar 12th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: Granted, but every single other kd beat them up, that about 50 vs 400 I wish ZeTa would post more often
18:02:20 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Trendkill: Granted, but ZeTa locks all threads making himself being only one able to post! I wish i could be colorblind for one day!
18:29:23 Mar 13th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, you will look at the VUforums for an entire day. I wish I had a chastity belt!
18:58:41 Mar 13th 09 - Prince Mimimimimi: Granted, unfortunately there is a wilberforce stuck inbetween it ... I wish I had a fridge
19:05:59 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Trendkill: Granted, unfortunately you sold your house to buy it... I wish i would be the Devil
19:17:46 Mar 13th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII: Wish granted, but you are killed by the real Devil when he gets back from his lunch break. I wish I had a taco cannon.
19:23:12 Mar 13th 09 - Prince Mimimimimi: wish granted, unfortunately the cannon is wilberforce farting out your taco's I wish I had a fridge in my house
19:30:17 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Trendkill: Granted, but its the only thing you have there! I wish i were made of glass...
19:30:20 Mar 13th 09 - Sir Momo Wolfe: granted, the fridge falls on you and crushes you i wish i didn't have stupid food allergies
19:34:40 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Trendkill: Granted, now your allergic to everything else! I wish i could be Rambo.
20:22:16 Mar 13th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, but Chuck Norris thinks you're Rambo and kills you. I wish sp@mmail did not exist!
21:21:29 Mar 13th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: Granted, but mielo sends you tonnes of naked pictures.... of himself. I wish I had a new ipod.
21:58:38 Mar 13th 09 - Sir Momo Wolfe: granted, but it holds 1/2 a song i wish my socks didn't have holes in them :)
22:03:15 Mar 13th 09 - Sir Shmeh: granted now you can't get your feet in them (there is no hole to put your foot in) i wish what never didn't happen before what no one expected didn't happen so no wouldn't know what not to be sure of happening
22:10:21 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: granted, but you die from confusion I wish I could destroy all food in my way
22:21:43 Mar 13th 09 - Wolflord Karac: granted, but the starving people kill you i wish i would never die
22:25:11 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: granted, but you get lost in the eternity of space I wish i could never get lost
22:29:57 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Hel The Sunshine: granted, but you there is no place to get lost I wish my kd get 30 apps a day
22:37:11 Mar 13th 09 - Wolflord Karac: granted, but they are all from cobra i wish all of my armies were invisible.
22:41:17 Mar 13th 09 - Sir Shmeh: granted but you can't find them either i wish someone could give a better response to my last wish
22:41:47 Mar 13th 09 - Mr. Zyrike: granted, but i got to go I wish i had more time to do real life
23:35:57 Mar 13th 09 - Demonic William Berkeley: granted, your VU life becomes real and you die OOP... I wish I had necrotic boobs
04:38:53 Mar 14th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang: ...granted, but the rotting spreads to your body as well and u die i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me--and i mean anything bad (including my wish getting ruined!)
04:45:21 Mar 14th 09 - Mr. Testing: Granted, but everything is good you unwish the wish I wish people in VU were sane
17:29:38 Mar 14th 09 - Junior Guildmaster Shmeh: granted but the them being sane causes you to go insane i wish i could be bothered thinking of a wish
18:02:46 Mar 14th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, you think and think until your head explodes. I wish sp@mmail did not exist. Imo this did not ruin my wish :P Lady Jess of Azzington Report 3/13/2009 9:21:29 PMGranted, but mielo sends you tonnes of naked pictures.... of himself. I wish I had a new ipod.
19:02:12 Mar 14th 09 - Sir Death Proof: Granted, and Poof sp@mmail disappears forever, until its clone sp@mmale shows up at your front door devouring you in its sp@m. I wish I had a new cell phone, mine sux.
20:24:18 Mar 14th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, but no matter how hard you try, your new phone refuses to suck I wish I wasn't PERFECT!!!!!!!
21:51:38 Mar 14th 09 - Junior Guildmaster Shmeh: wish already granted i wish no one knew my wish but still had to make it come true
22:05:23 Mar 14th 09 - Sir Hirgon Tegalad: Wish granted: No One knows your wish. Unfortunately, No One isn't anyone, so him making your wish come true isn't possible. I wish I wasn't here.
22:14:23 Mar 14th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: Granted, your now on mars with no oxygen... naked, with mielo humping your mother as a last memory. I wish Mielo was straight.
22:14:53 Mar 14th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang: granted, but you did not define "here" so you vanish from wherever you currently are and reappear in the mouth of a volcano, upon which you fall and die i wish my (VU) income was higher (including army training)
22:32:22 Mar 14th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Wish failure, can't leave VU This time I wish I am perfect!
23:30:13 Mar 14th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: [[Three wish granteds for you hirgon, grats]]
23:50:35 Mar 14th 09 - Mr. Hel The Sunshine: granted, but you have so mant perfection thatyou suck all perfection in all world andunperfect people dont wanabe with you. i wish i could fly
01:00:15 Mar 15th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted but you crash into the sun. I wish that there is nothing to spoil my next wish!
01:14:01 Mar 15th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: Granted, but you don't wish for anything. I wish I were an actor in Heroes.
12:09:57 Mar 15th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed: Granted, you play as a beeproach. I wish the world was made out of chocolate, except of course anything living and water :)
12:23:33 Mar 15th 09 - Lady Jess of Azzington: Granted, the world melts due to the heat from the sun. I wish I was a roadie for Fallout Boy
03:17:30 Mar 24th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang: may i ask what the hell happened to this thread?! the last post excluding me obviously was 8 days ago! granted, but you are dead (that's a classic ruiner!). I wish I were invulnerable and invincible--i could never die, get sick, be put in any situations in which I would be put in "eternal pain" and also that all my wishes including this one would come true. in short nothing of any magniture of "bad" could ever happen to me. (im trying to beat that classic ruiner lol!)
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