Ruin A Wish

Ruin A Wish

14:00:03 Mar 24th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

Granted, you end up living in the middle of nowhere with no one to talk to and become a typical paranoid maniac with no friends.

I wish I had a fridge that always had alcohol that I wanted in it.

21:23:13 Mar 24th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VII:

Wish granted, but Slasher the mongoose won't let you have it. He will give you RC cola though.

I wish I had a 360 that worked.

21:35:51 Mar 24th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

Granted, but Charley dumps the crappy RC cola on it out of anger.

I wish I could write again...

21:54:40 Mar 24th 09 - Wolflord Karac:

Granted, but it is only in Braille.

I wish I could have been the one to find Nemo.

21:56:52 Mar 24th 09 - Lady Inactive Due Aids:

Granted, but hes dead already.

I wish I had more spare time.

21:58:13 Mar 24th 09 - Sir Momo Wolfe:

Granted, you waste it on pointless VU forums :)

I wish my schoolwork was done

04:42:14 Mar 25th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

granted, it is done but is all wrong; you are kicked outta school.

i wish all my schoolwork was done correctly.

04:54:56 Mar 25th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

Granted, but the teacher ends up not grading it anyways so you did it for nothing.

I wish I had my doctorate in psychology already and a high paying job waiting for me patiently.

09:40:21 Mar 25th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed:

Wish granted. You've got the job, you can start 24-12-2078.

I wish I could swim in a pool full of gold coins!

10:24:28 Mar 25th 09 - Mr. Griffith:

Granted, But is full of Selfish dwarfs and your beaten to death

I wish i had enough money for my car

18:17:52 Mar 25th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

Granted, you get enough money for a white van with says "Free Candy" on the side for your hobby.

I wish I could visit Ireland and England.

03:19:32 Mar 26th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

granted, your plane crashes on the way back home.

i wish i could get an iPhone. That works perfectly and will not break down, and I will not die. :)

04:04:39 Mar 26th 09 - Demonslayer Scientist:

Granted! You drop it in the ocean, but it still works! Those fish love it and order escort services, adding to your phone bill because those phone company people wouldn't believe fish are using it.

I wish people would stop wishing for multiple wishes at once :)

03:18:14 Mar 28th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

(lol)

granted, ppl don't wish at all.

i wish i could just get a good phone.

03:24:06 Mar 28th 09 - Mr. Hel The Sunshine:

granted, but you get killed by a dog.

i wish more people play vu

04:34:10 Mar 29th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

granted, so many ppl play vu that it becomes hopelessly overloaded, as in not necessarily to the point of "lagging" but the map is filled with cities making it impossible to truly see where the hell u are on the map.

i wish all my wishes including this one would come true.

15:16:08 Mar 29th 09 - Duke Slade:

Granted, But You die from a heart attack once you see it happen

I wish my comp wasnt so slow!!!!!

15:20:02 Mar 29th 09 - Sir Roheran:

granted, but most computers mirror their owners.

I wish i had some mustard for my steak sandwich

17:25:06 Mar 29th 09 - Lady Santa The Green Eyed:

Granted, the steak sandwich turns into mustard.

I wish there would be 30 hours in a day.

18:07:53 Mar 29th 09 - Duke Slade:

Granted, but now you have to work a 23 hour shift at work

I wish i didnt have to sleep

04:42:52 Mar 30th 09 - Mr. Jefzwang:

granted, you never have to sleep again but now you must never eat either...you become an emanciated skeleton and die.

i wish i could go to bed whenever i wanted.

06:00:30 Apr 2nd 09 - Mr. Dessel:

y is it that whenever i post on this thread it just stops for a few days?!

08:07:58 Apr 2nd 09 - Mr. Rootsday The Animal:

granted but now your bed is a bed of spikes

i wish i didnt have to do stations of the cross tomorrow

08:26:04 Apr 2nd 09 - Sir Santa:

Wish granted, you don't have to do, but you still do it.

I wish I had a non-lethal, indestrucable UNICORN!

08:49:11 Apr 2nd 09 - Mr. Rootsday The Animal:

granted but it turns out to be just a pony with a carrot on its head

i wish i had syn's guitar in perfect condition and indestructable and makes me immune to everything

02:56:29 Apr 3rd 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

Wish granted, but the guitar is kept away from you in a destruction-proof clear room and your are left to stare at it in anger.

I wish that Puff the Magic Dragon hadn't burnt down my *beep*in' house...

06:09:41 Apr 3rd 09 - Mr. Dessel:

granted, he burns ur *beep*in' *beep* instead.

i wish i had a super star destroyer.

06:27:20 Apr 3rd 09 - Demonslayer William Berkeley:

Mr. Dessel

Report

4/3/2009 1:09:41 AM

granted, he burns ur *beep*in' *beep* instead.

...what?

06:30:30 Apr 3rd 09 - Lord Zany Zorander:

GRANTED! Congratulations, you are now the owner of a brand new superstar destroyer. But there's a catch; you also become a superstar, and are immediately destroyed by the object of your desire.

I wish I didn't feel like a madman right now.

01:48:51 Apr 4th 09 - Mr. Dessel:

hey, Zorander, a super star destroyer is from star wars; i know my grammar and its SUPPOSED to be two words for a reason: its basically just an advanced version of the star destroyer (google it)

granted, you feel utterly normal...but your actions are still those of a madman, causing ppl to shun you.

01:59:32 Apr 4th 09 - Lord Zany Zorander:

Dessel, you forgot to wish for something else. Also, part of this game involves taking people's words and manipulating them. I knew what you meant, but chose to interpret it differently - look back through the thread, it's happened a lot. For something like that, imagine that you said it rather than typed it out.

03:30:50 Apr 4th 09 - Mr. Dessel:

lol, oops. and actually although i do see ur point and concede the argument i do say it as distinct separate words....

anyways...

i wish i had the star w*beep*mpire at war game

18:26:59 Apr 5th 09 - Mr. Dessel:

what the heck's with the spell check?!

i meant star wars:

empire at war

not "*beep*"

02:21:43 Apr 15th 09 - Mr. Qordis:

granted, but you cannot play it.

i wish i were invincible, both in vu and in real life.

02:36:46 Apr 15th 09 - Demonslayer William Berkeley:

Granted, but Septim covers you in quick drying sp@ment leaving you immobile for the rest of eternity.

I wish it was May 7th.

07:18:08 Apr 15th 09 - Mr. Qordis:

granted, it's now May 7th of year 378, and you are cut down by some random ancient army.

I wish i had the power to bring drawings to life, as in life-size and fully functional.

06:39:01 May 15th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Granted, but they only hired you cause you were hot. Then they realized you were a girl and fired you.

I wish I could be part of a heist...

09:04:13 May 15th 09 - Prince Mielo:

Granted, you are know sucked in a bad poltergeist movie.

I wish Romania wasn't so poor.

02:52:23 May 16th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Granted, the country grows richer than any other in the world. your income stays the same.
I wish I had a third ball

14:30:59 May 17th 09 - Lady Loud Tone:

Granted, however your body cannot send blood to it so it goes black and your whole groinal region looks disguisting and nobody will EVER have sex with you.

I wish some people could make better granted speechs *cough Opportunity cough*

02:40:13 May 18th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Granted, but then Opportunity makes such an orgasmic granted speech that your granted speeches sound like the author was retarded in comparison.

I wish I was as cool as Loud Tone (Penguin? I think)

02:47:33 May 18th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Wilbur!

02:51:44 May 18th 09 - Lord of The Underworld:

Granted, then Wilbur kills you for being as cool as he/she

I wish I had a pizza....mmm yum

02:59:58 May 18th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Granted, but when you finally get it, the pizzaman tells you he added his own "secret sauce" to it.

I wish I could never get an STD.

07:46:22 May 18th 09 - Mr. Soulsbane:

Granted, your blow up dolls will never give you any std's.
I wish I had a memory longer than a goldfish.

09:21:37 May 18th 09 - Mr. Opportunity:

Granted, but then you remember that last night your one night stand partner turned out to be a man.

I wish I could bang Megan Fox

12:43:15 May 18th 09 - Lady Loud Tone:

Granted, but shes been dead for 1000 years.

I wish Lord of The Underworld wasn't a retard.

13:58:56 May 18th 09 - Prince Mielo:

Granted, you guys are bff's now! ... retard

I wish you weren't so demanding ...

14:45:22 May 18th 09 - Lady Loud Tone:

Granted, but due to me not caring we die.

I wish Mielo would leave the children alone. Wont somebody please think of the children?

15:13:29 May 18th 09 - Divine Grandmaster Corollin:

granted. he leavesthem alone but the kids actually enjoyed what he was doing o.O whatever that was and they kill you in anger.

I wish the 20 best people in VU would join my KD and no one would attack us but we could attack you and we would always win even if we had a one ghost army against a 100000000K nazzy army and that my internet could never be disconnected and i could not have my wish ruined

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