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Wish granted, but your the only ones left playing.

I wish I had The Blanks singing all their songs from scrubs to me.

Yeah... but you and those 20 are the only ones playing.

Granted, but All members of The Blanks lose their voices.

I wish I looked better in a skirt...

Granted, you're now the best at being the best in doing nothing at all.

I wish opportunity looked better in a skirt

Granted, all you see now is his smacking ballsack.

I wish I wore miniskirts in RL too

gRANTED. you were shot down for examination being the first flying penguin

i wish i was king of VU

granted, but the laptop has batch file that was put into your starter folder, the batch file had a command similar  to this : shutdown -s -t 1o -c "You fail at life". and you never were able to get past the internet connecting to be able to play VU.


I wish we never had greed. (how could that go wrong? go on, make your best shot)

granted, but you end up looking like a nerd with huge glasses. :p

i wish for the ownership of earth

Granted, You now own a wallet filled with 1 Billion Zimbabwean dollars.

I wi*beep* was July 4 2009

granted. you have a nice time flying. then you wake up. lol


i wish i was king of the universe

Granted, although the bums in your street love you now, as they all got 1000 bricks of gold.

I wish I would make easy money

Granted, but before the era ended you lost every one of your cities and armies.

I wish for the largest pie in the world.

Granted, but you have to suck some fratboy's *beep* to be his roommate.

I wish Kath was dead.

granted, but it's this: 8===>

I wish sex didn't give you diseases and accidental pregnancies.

I figured that would be a fullproof wish. =P

Granted, but those guys who would normally interrupt your farming instead out-farm you and you still lose.

I wish I knew everything in the world

Granted, they attack you to win.

I wish only adults are allowed to play VU.

Granted, but you're handicapped in a wheelchair and you can only win races because of your unusual steroid-induced arm muscles.

I wish that Abydos didn't attack us at all. =P

I BEAT YOU TO IT HAHAHAHA!!!!

Granted, but he turns out to be very annoying and you regret it.

I wish that Abydos didn't attack us at ALL.

Wish denied. Unavoidable vortex of doom eats you and everybody is happy.

I wish I was an admin.

You didn't wish for a wish so nothing really happened...(And it being my thread means I win! Muahaha)

I wish I could remember mah wish.

Granted, you stop time and die... then time goes back to normal, all happened in a second :)

I wish Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer would not deny my wish and tell me that I didnt make a wish, when I did, and it was that nobody would deny or grant my wish!

Granted, the creator of the thread pounds his face into a bloody pulp and Kratos is no longer allowed to wish for stupid things. :)

I wish I could have unlimited wishes >:p

Wish granted. Who the f*** is charley? XD

I wish that OOP wars didn't happen.

wish granted, you are now the proud owner of a mew, who hypnotizes you before hand making you *beep*.....you can't get it up for the life of you wishing the whole time that the supermodel was brad pitt

edit: my wish
The worlds economy would crash with no hope of it ever being reestablished