Riddles!!!

Riddles!!!

21:25:46 May 16th 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen:

thinking gives you wrinkles

22:45:10 May 16th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus The Battle Mage:

Can the Almighty ZeTa, who can do everything, make a rock so heavy, even he himself cant do it? And yes, there is an answer to it...

18:25:47 May 17th 07 - Mr. Crash:

no, he can do everything

23:26:30 May 17th 07 - Mr. Paracelzus:

Good job, you got it.

23:27:50 May 17th 07 - Mr. Paracelzus:

Mr. Santa Claus The Battle Mage

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5/16/2007 4:45:10 PM

Can the Almighty ZeTa, who can do everything, make a rock so heavy, even he himself cant do it? And yes, there is an answer to it...

What in the world? You got that off of a bible qwestion, like "if god made a rock so big he could not lift it himslef?"

04:01:57 May 18th 07 - Mr. Lelouch The Black Prince:

You can't do a rock.... and a rock's "doability" has nothing to do with how heavy it is.

11:45:52 May 18th 07 - Mr. Jetleeomg:

What is wierd about the following paragraphy?

"How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you look at it, study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par is about half an hour. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck --don't blow your cool."

12:31:53 May 18th 07 - Prince Bashful:

There are no "E"'s

14:35:25 May 18th 07 - Mr. Paracelzus:

Thats what i thought.

17:36:53 May 18th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

LOL, it's old as hell :)

As Prince Bashful said above, there are no "E"s in the above paragraph, "E" being the most common English letter.

21:44:43 May 18th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

We've already done that riddle.

23:20:17 Jul 20th 07 - Ms. Ciar:

Hmm bump the real riddles thread back from the dead >.>

23:24:05 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

evil ciar!!

23:27:49 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

lol

A man is sitting in a seat in a cabin in the middle of a forest, how did he die? (the man is dead)

23:50:38 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

he fell of a tree and land head first in his seat in dat cabin?

23:51:38 Jul 20th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Errrr...I need an autopsy...

23:54:59 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

23:59:51 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I’m single,
I'm black blue and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

00:01:00 Jul 21st 07 - Mr. Seloc:

you!!!

00:10:14 Jul 21st 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

im come in yellow blk or brown not blk blue gray

05:56:43 Jul 21st 07 - Ms. Ciar:

Eye. I now need to get Sigheart to post new riddles. By the way that last one Zakira, has been posted here a lot >.>

11:23:59 Jul 21st 07 - Mr. Seloc:

A man is sitting in a seat in a cabin in the middle of a forest, how did he die? (the man is dead)

He was a pilot and his aeroplane crashed in the middle of the forest.

03:23:08 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

My first thread I believe ^.^

Read my riddle, I pray. What God never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. What is it?

05:46:51 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Andrei:

An equal.

06:00:07 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

I remember you posting the answer to the riddles a lot ^.^

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."This sentence has something awesome, what is it?

08:42:36 Dec 7th 07 - Lord Seloc:

No space between the """" and "This"!

also I've never yet seen a brown fox.

09:10:42 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Revenge:

no, it encourpoates very letter in the alfhabet

21:17:20 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Revenge get's it.

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.

How many ducks are there?

21:18:54 Dec 7th 07 - Lord Seloc:

4!................or 8!

21:23:42 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Ulsfar:

or 100! or 10030929!
but minimum is 4...yes...

21:24:51 Dec 7th 07 - Lord Seloc:

Or just one really skitzo duck.

21:26:24 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Seloc got it.

Here's how it looks.

DD
DD

Next Riddle

Mr. Spoon grumbles about bad time-keeping trains from morning till night!.

On one particular morning he was quiet justified.

His train left on time for the one hour journey, to Musicville, and it arrived 5 minutes late.

However, Mr. Spoon 's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes.

His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock.

If the train travelled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much?

Pretty confusing one.

21:45:14 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Ulsfar:

eh..you didn't give te traveltime..so how can i solve it :S
all i know is that in the morning it arrived 5 minutes late and in the retun journee at time...
i mean i can't know what's the 25 %...howmuch minutes..

22:01:41 Dec 7th 07 - Lord Seloc:

Was it fast by 3 minute?

22:10:00 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Ulsfar:

na his watch is all ok now...
it was 3 min early compared to the clock of the station that is ok...
so spoon set his clock 3 minutes forwrd..
so that watch is the smae as the clock of the station no point sinking about that agian...

22:23:40 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Seloc got it right.

While exploring the wild highlands of Fantasia, Scientist was captured by hostile Carnage fairies.

Sir. Iamkingofallbugs, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die.

If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.

If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil.

Scientist found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.

What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

23:41:36 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Ulsfar:

Saying he would be boiled in water?

23:52:49 Dec 7th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Not bad.

A lady before going to bed read a book for a while. After reading her book she turned out the light and went to bed. When she woke up in the morning she read the paper. In the paper she read about a ship that had sunk and all passengers died. Though she didn't know anyone on the ship she commited suicide that day. Why?

06:38:51 Dec 8th 07 - Mr. Doggy:

Lol she was supposed to be driving?

06:59:44 Dec 8th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

No.

11:05:42 Dec 8th 07 - Mr. Ulsfar:

That she commited suicide has to do whit the ship?
eh..no idee :(
She was the architected (or how do you call it if it goes about a ship) or so :S?

17:14:34 Dec 8th 07 - Lord Seloc:

Hmmm:

Maybe it was her horoscope she read, and decided to prove the papers wrong.
She was reading a book about omens, and a sinking ship was omen she was going to die a horrible death.
SHE LIVES IN A LIGHTHOUSE!

21:21:35 Dec 8th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Seloc got it.

Andrei kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

12:34:08 Dec 9th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas:

Either of these:
a) He kills her in a computer game
b) She's brain-dead and he pulls out her feeding tube
c) He lives in an arabian country where adultery is punishible by death

12:38:17 Dec 9th 07 - Mr. Revenge:

Ill go with she was on a life support machine, and he ' Pulled the plug'

18:09:14 Dec 9th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

Haha no.

18:33:52 Dec 9th 07 - Sir Scientist:

He slowly poisoned her food over many weeks until she finally died from the poison in her body.

22:46:43 Dec 9th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

You guys can think of the most creative ways to kill people. But no.

08:46:00 Dec 10th 07 - Lord Seloc:

She was on the green mile, and he was the executioner?
His wife was a b!tch and no-one minded?
Andrei is a member of a soap/or whatever you call them!
Andrei is famous and can therefore get away with these things?

09:57:05 Dec 10th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas:

Andrei lives in the Moon. There are no laws there

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