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Wish granted...but your dog eats it and you get an F anyways.

I wish I wasn't stuck (Due to a weird glitch) as *beep*face in Fable...

[[OOC: I did beat it, I played it again and now it's stuck on *beep*face for some odd reason...]]

wish granted, she stabs you when you start abusing her.

I wish a disco bandit would come and gimme a magical disco ball!

Wish granted but when you go to sleep it comes alive and eats you.

I wish I had a pie

Wish granted, Seloc uses a pheniox down on Azuzel and kills him.

I wish that the was a leveling system IRL.

Wish granted, I kill you anyway.

I wish Azuzel had better english skills.

Wish garanted...but you have to wait untill a couple of years pass....10 or so..

i wish i had 1 milion pizza's wich never go moldy

Wish granted but you still talk white so all the other brothers beat the crap out of you.

I wish I could type

wih granted now almost 1000 people are on one island and we all kill eack other and the only one alive when a rescue party comes is...ME!

I wish that seloc was banned

Wish granted but you now have to go to work/school on the weekends as well.

I wish there wasn't an evil number of threads anymore.

Wish garanted (with pleasure) but dutch becomes the language spoken in France and now you have to learn dutch on school...

I wish Hyren understood dat i'm imortal

Wish granted, I destroy the sword into a thousand pieces.

I wish Bezza didn't have to be so dam awkward.

(Lol where did that come from?)

Wish granted, Bezza understand but never uses that bit of imformation during his lifetime.

I wish I was a forum mod!

wish granted, you get married and have children.. but then you find out
that your wife is a horse, but you still love her anyway....

i wish seloc and septim would have a battle of the spam!

i wish Azazel finished his last post with a wish

Wish granted, but due to his bad memory he forgets and suggests the battle of the spam over and over again until shot by angry mods

I wish I had every game known to man!

I were pro at everything, not anymore

I wish I have every game known to man!

Wish granted, you are then shot by an angry soccermom with a PSG1

I wish that chipmunks could dance

(I typed I instead of you, oh well...)

Wish granted, you are shot by Arnold

I wish I had a flying car! (I see where this is going)

Wish granted, but you crash the flying car into a building upon taking off and die again.

I wish my flying car was fixed and given back to me

Wish granted, but it sucks

I wish I was outta jail

Wish granted, but you came to life on grass that says "Do not step on the grass" and are imprisoned in a maximum security prison with Swifty.

I wish I was alive again and not killed, imprisoned, tortured, raped, or hurt in any way

wish granted now its to fast and blows up.

i wish my dogs weren't stupid

Wish granted, but you already used your wish and nothing happens

Brainnnnnnnnnnnns...I wiiiiiiiiiiish I waaasn't a zooooooooooombie!

Wish granted...there is the now dead semptim

I wish i had elfbabies

Wish granted, unforunatly otter are endangered animals and you are shot by comunists.

I wish I was phycik.