Wishes

Wishes
00:26:19 Sep 9th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but the pie burns your mouth I wish I had an Alienware computer
23:04:59 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Drakonis: wish granted but the aliens took it back i wish i didnt have dogs
08:46:42 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, you only a one dog. I wish I could stop time.
11:45:33 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Bezza: wish granted but you cant start time again and you live a lonly life all by your self i wish i had a onion that can turn into a carrot
17:12:34 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, unforunatly you decided to end it as a carrot, but halfway down your throut it turned into a onion and got logged there, while you sufficated. I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post.
21:08:13 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: The Ducktape is attached to the message, and you can't get it out. You sue the company but lose the case as well as millions of dollars in Lawyers fee's. I wish that Seloc would stop making overly long wishes. (They're hard to answer.)
21:09:50 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Andronicus Arthion: wish granted but you don't work so it never comes during the one working day. I wish I wasn't sick and won't die.
21:41:35 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, Scientists invented a miracle cure for whatever problem you have unforunatly you were run over by a ambulance later that day. I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post. There is also no message attached to the duck tape and no duck tape attached to a message. (I feel sorry for you erunion but I'm not stopping until i've made an unbackfireable wish!)
22:39:35 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: The Ducktape is made of feathers, and doesn't stick. I wish that my neck would stop hurting.
22:59:00 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: Wish grnted...it breaks and you die...it doesn't hurt now anymore...
22:59:13 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: I wish i could fly....
23:43:42 Sep 17th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but you fly off the Empire State building and lose the ability to fly, thus you fall to your death. I wish I needed no sleep
23:59:35 Sep 17th 07 - Mr. Tabul: Wish granted...you...eh de...your being burried next to Telcontar..go to hell...and you don't need to sleep thr...yu can't...from pain you see... i wish i could touch the sky
00:14:07 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Tabul realizes that air is sky. He then starts thinking that the sky is falling. This causes heart failure. The Funeral's on Tuesday. I wish to wish something.
00:30:45 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted! You can now wish something! I wish I was outta hell, this place blows
00:32:47 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: Wish granted...i eat you...now yo be some time in my stomch...and i go out hell to the tavern...after that i return to hell..but you where out of there!
00:33:23 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: i wish i could fly to Rome in 0.0009 sec.
00:33:44 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: without paying for something or dying...
00:43:27 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but you get captured by some Roman soldiers and they execute you for eating Gaius Septim, their hero, they also free me from your stomach! I wish I had a bath
04:46:17 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Drakonis: wish granted but it is a doll bath i wish i had a boa constrictor(i didn't even use spell check) that wont eat me.
06:01:54 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but it constricts you until you die I wish I had a normal sized bath!
06:28:15 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Kiro: You have a normal sized bath but since your so overweight you cant fit your big fat butt into it to take a bath I wish for a homework pass
06:49:38 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: Wish granted, but it turns out to be fake and you get saturday school. I wish I had a hot girlfriend
08:47:40 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, but due to you being her boyfriend she got depressed and started eating. (yay me again) I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post. There is also no message attached to the duck tape and no duck tape attached to a message. The duck tape is not made out of feather or any abnormal substance, it is purly made out of what makes duck tape, and the sticky stuff.
13:42:06 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but a rock crushes you for some reason I wish for an asteroid to come and hit me! (Might as well wish for something painful, everything is anyways...)
15:45:24 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte: i wish i had 12 peanuts
17:35:47 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, The asteroid comes but misses.... (peanuts as in the food) Wish granted, Unforunatly you stole them from some multi company corperation's owner and they sent an assassin to murder you for tramatising there boss. I wish I had a lifetime supply of ducktape which doesn't harm me in anyway, the ducks held no grudge against me for it and also don't harm me in anyway. Also the end had a little coloured strip so you could always find where it starts (And these are the ones I get). It's also delivered via express post, (1working days). I also wish that duck tape is what I actually get through the post. There is also no message attached to the duck tape and no duck tape attached to a message. The duck tape is not made out of feather or any abnormal substance, it is purly made out of what makes duck tape, and the sticky stuff. Also no random accidents happen during the time I make this wish and also during the time you grant this wish or any of concevable or inconcevable time.
17:41:17 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but you accidently tape your hands to a 2x4 (Not random, your fault!) and die of starvation. I wish I had some tools so I could salvage the asteroid!
17:55:35 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Wish granted. However, the Asteroid is still hot from entering our atmosphere, and your wearing some very flammable stuff... Your funeral is on Wednesday. I wish that a artillery piece would fire and kill Seloc...
18:08:26 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, Seloc dies but his multiple personality Seloc still lives. I wish I had a garage-sale.
18:10:37 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, you sell your garage...you now have no garage...happy? I wish my funeral was on Thursday
18:12:45 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Wish granted. I wish that Seloc's multiple personalities would die... BWAAHAHAHAHHA!
19:10:10 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, but it makes a copy of itself before it dies so it keeps on living I wish I became a zombie and scared the hell outta everbody at the funeral
19:13:18 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: Wish granted...some time alredy..you where a zombie since you escaped from my stomach...but i will get you back to hell... I wish Septim II would never escape again...
19:31:33 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Wish Granted. Gaius Septim II will escape however. It is his destiny... I wish that Tabul would remain quiet down there...
19:52:25 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Bezza: wish granted he shuts the hell up (im not making it go wrong that what i was gonna wish for xD) i wish tabul would die and never come back
19:55:29 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: 1st wish (die) granted...he dies..and than imidiatly reborns... 2nd wish (never coe back).........he! You can wish only once! :P
19:57:17 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Ject: I wish Septim lost his reply button for the forums :)
20:05:07 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Tabul: Wish granted....but he than starts sending 999 messages a minute to you.... I wish i always come back...
20:08:38 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar: Wish granted. You somehow manage to come back after dieing, only your locked in a cell full of gas. You die, than come back to the same cell. Lather, rinse, repeat... I wish that Tabul would never leave that cell.
20:14:10 Sep 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, Tabul is left to Lather, rinse, repeat for all eternity.... I wish the cell was sound prouf....
23:39:48 Sep 18th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, we can now longer hear his cries of "HELP!" I wish Tabul had the right to remain silent...and used it...
05:38:41 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Opportunity: Wish granted, but somehow he escapes and kicks you in the nuts. I wish I could go skydiving with no parachute.
05:45:18 Sep 19th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, you plummet to your death and are raped for all eternity by Saddam Hussein in hell. I wish Tabul was locked in an escape-proof metal shack with Swifty
05:58:41 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Stickman: wish granted, he is raped... (happy?) i wish i had a hand spam cannon... even know i make them...
06:00:13 Sep 19th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Wish granted, you now have a toy hand spam cannon and you know how to make toy spam cannons too! I wish Stickman had made a bit of sense in his last post
07:31:25 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Kiro: wish granted Stickman did make sense your just to dumb to comprehend it. I wish Duke Gaius Septim II would post in the forums less
08:50:08 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, instead he starts pming everybody with a million convestations going on at once!!!! I wish kiro was kira!
09:59:39 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Applejuice: Wish granted but the name Kiro is still kiro.. I wish life is easier..
11:11:24 Sep 19th 07 - Mr. Kilobyte: wish granted but life became of stone i wish i had a house with 1200 undistructuble computers
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