@ Squire Might: Our king is not available at your beck and call. His is, however, at ours. @ Architect: We are not handing our most effective weapons to Septim, are we? * Gasps * Run, kitty, run!
It started because septim needed something to kill. So the 2 giant black and white longcats, or kitteh tornadoes on the 1st page, were his first targets. Then I found the Kitteh lazors which I thought might help him, so I used those. Then Venom and Carnage were called upon and I was all like "NO WAI!!!". Then the Ninja cat attacked and I used my force field to try and stop him. Then sigheart brought out Sith Lord cat, and I was like, crap, "why I haz to hold target?" Then septim decided to practice his sharp shooting on my target... Then the voices in Software bugs head told him to kill Zeon and the kittehs had a giant Lazor fight. Thats about the jist of it.
@Architect: My Cat used to go on my keyboard all the time. He jumped on and then sat down, until I forced him to move. I guess he was pissed off when I used the computer that he got less attention then it.
Well, the damn mod hit again, calling the posts in our last Embazzy "poor content". WTF mod? Cmon, we were doing nothing breaking any rules, nothing bashing any kingdoms, it was and still is the most law abiding Embazzy you will ever see or have seen in the past. There is absolutely no grounds for locking it. The only reason is because we are posting pictures. Well, then you need to go locked every single damn thread with a picture. You cant say we were not discussing politics. We were building relations with other kingdoms through the use of said pictures. It seems to me that the only reason you locked our Embazzy was for the distinct lack of a flame war going on. There were no grounds for locking it, and I would like to see it un-locked along with every other person who plays this game who still clings on to the little itty bits of what we like to call a soul, something which you un-undoubtedly lack.
Anyways, if the stupid MOD does not un-lock our other thread, this will have to serve as our new Hub for our discussion of "politics", though mod, when you read this, and you will, don't take this as a reason to not un-lock out other thread. You know you were laughing and having a good time reading it. We could have built relations with you as well if you would have just been willing to talk before arbitrarily locking a thread. Apparently you can't.
You two realize don't you that just by his presence Septim draws the Sp@mfighter to him? It's obvious Sp@mfighter has sophisticated equipment that can track *beep*. He probably even planted a locater on Septim specifically. He just gave away the position of your base!
"God danged SP@MFIGHTER, where the hell did he come from anyways? I have never seen him before now, at least...not with that name...he did it on the Angel's embassy thread too!!!"
Please dont waste our time by forcing us to (read and) delete all your applications.
@Archie: Some people just dont know how we handle politics. To some it appears that we are merely having fun and they cant see the words between the sentences, where the actual discussion is taking place.
@Guards: WTF? We hire you and what have you done? Nothing! Our thread got locked! You better start doing something or we will take back our SP@M cannon!
Carnage scientists have worked 24/7 these last ticks to develop new warfare to defend against enemy threats. We thereby proudly announce our newest line of products for the Fall-Winter collection:
The AFK-47
For the regular Carnage civilian, to defend himself while he's AFK
LMAOplane
We've figured that the ROFLCHOPTER!1 was not enough to defend our skies, and therefore a faster and stronger flying vehicle has been researched. It is equipped with WTFmissiles full of SPAM.
ROFLCHOPTER!2
We've made an improved version of the ROFLCHOPTER!1. This ROFLCHOPTER!2 has bigger pe... er fueltank, allowing it to penetrate further into territories. It has also a defensive shield against enemy attacks. Use with care. Note: ROFLCHOPTER!2 will only fly under the Carnage flag
For now this is it, but our scientists are still working on better weapons and defensive systems to stop this from happening again!
Sponsored by: Carnage Research Institute, the Carnage Bureau of Investigation, Carnage Against Drunk Drivers, Peacekeeper Empire, Predators United, Legacy of Phi, with the proud honorary chairman Iamkingofallbugs.
We over here in Carnage wondered why we have such few resistance from our foes now our best psychologist found the reason for this and gave us a live footage on one of our Enemies front ( i think its BowS front at Eastern Blocker ) but see for yourself
Lol, ye it's true your all beautiful, but now that it's been sussed we shall have to fight!! Well done, you lot just ruined you key advantage ( the fact you are 3 times our power, twice our number, and pure ownage means nothing) So prepare to lose lol!
septim, you know that it is I who granted you your sp@m cannon... so all modifications I.E " Ubersp@mcannon" is also made by me... you see, us at StIcK-ware' like to take good care of our loyal sp@mmers.. so go on sp@mming to your hearts extent!!
Gee, this all sounds political to me.... don't know why it was moved. I mean, when has Carnage not used SP@M in our political assaults upon other KDs? We breed SP@M bots for this very purpose!
Yeah you like this but you can't have it.
