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Yeah I'll click that because I am an idiot.
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By far the funniest thing i've read in awhile..
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Muhahaa these are so damn good all of them tnx
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Evil_Sarah:
Hi.
VictimX13:
Hi.
Evil_Sarah: My name is
Sarah
Evil_Sarah: What's yours?
VictimX13:
******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet
you ******
VictimX13:
do I know you?
Evil_Sarah: Oh. No. But
I'm in the same chat room as you right now.
VictimX13:
Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13:
oh I see you there
VictimX13:
why aren't you saying much?
Evil_Sarah: I don't want
to draw a lot of attention to myself.
VictimX13:
LOL. ok
Evil_Sarah: so do you
come here a lot?
VictimX13:
sometimes. My husband and I are trying to adopt.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, I know.
I saw you talking about it.
Evil_Sarah: Are you having
any luck?
VictimX13:
Yes and no. It's a long process.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. Tell
me about it.
Evil_Sarah: So uhhh…You
a cop?
VictimX13:
What do you mean?
Evil_Sarah: Are you a
cop?
VictimX13:
no
Evil_Sarah: You work for
cops?
VictimX13:
why do you want to know that?
Evil_Sarah: Got any family
members that are cops?
VictimX13:
No. why are you asking me this?
Evil_Sarah: Say it.
VictimX13:
Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say that you
don't work for the cops.
VictimX13:
I don't work for cops.
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
VictimX13:
why did you ask that
Evil_Sarah: Sorry.
Evil_Sarah: I had to get
that out of the way before I talk business with you.
VictimX13:
business?
Evil_Sarah: Do you want
to buy a kid?
VictimX13:
buy?
Evil_Sarah: Is ther an
echo in here? Yeah, buy.
Evil_Sarah: Do you want
to buy a little kid? I have two of them.
VictimX13:
You have two kids?
VictimX13:
Are they yours?
Evil_Sarah: They are now.
Evil_Sarah: I got them
from the mall.
VictimX13:
LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
Evil_Sarah: No, you fucking
moron. I was at the mall today and I took them.
Evil_Sarah:
They were standing out front of a pet store looking at the dogs and I
nabbed them.
Evil_Sarah: Now I want
to sell them.
Evil_Sarah: Are you interested
or not? Don't waste my time.
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: Are you there?
VictimX13:
That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit
it isn't funny. I have to get rid of these two kids quick.
VictimX13:
how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know.
Make me an offer.
VictimX13:
are you pulling my leg. This isn't very funny.
Evil_Sarah: I'm not joking.
This is for real.
VictimX13:
how about 20 dollars?
Evil_Sarah: What? Quit
screwing around. I'm serious.
Evil_Sarah: These are
two perfectly good kids.
Evil_Sarah: A little boy
and a little girl.
Evil_Sarah: One's about
2 and the other's about 6.
VictimX13:
Ok. 3o dollars.
Evil_Sarah: Do you have
any idea what a perfectly healthy white baby goes for these days?
VictimX13:
no
Evil_Sarah: I want AT
LEAST 200 bucks for them!
VictimX13:
ok.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Say it
VictimX13:
Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say you'll
pay me 200 dollars for these two kids.
VictimX13:
no
VictimX13:
I don't think so
Evil_Sarah: SAY IT RIGHT
NOW!
Evil_Sarah: Or I'll kill
them both!
Evil_Sarah: I'm not fucking
around! This is serious!
Evil_Sarah: I'll cut off
their ears and mail them to you!
VictimX13:
Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: For what?
VictimX13:
for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to
buy my two kids?
VictimX13:
Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
Evil_Sarah: Ok
Evil_Sarah: How much?
VictimX13:
For 200 dollars.
VictimX13:
allright?
Evil_Sarah: I don't know
let me think about it.
VictimX13:
are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has
logged out>
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NEXT DAY----------
Evil_Sarah:
Hey, remember me?
Evil_Sarah: Hey are you
there?
VictimX13:
hi.
Evil_Sarah: Boy, are you
dumb.
Evil_Sarah: Now you're fucked.
VictimX13:
what
Evil_Sarah: Did you save
that conversation we had yesterday?
VictimX13:
No why?
Evil_Sarah: I did.
VictimX13:
good for you.
Evil_Sarah: I sent it to
the FBI.
VictimX13:
what?
Evil_Sarah: Check it out.
Here's what I sent to them:
Evil_Sarah:
Evil_Sarah:
I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13:
Why did you do that?
Evil_Sarah: Hahah. My
brother's a cop.
VictimX13:
Well I will call Y**oo and get them to copy the real transcript.
VictimX13:
And then ILL call the FBI on YOU!
Evil_Sarah: You can't.
They don't' keep those logs. By other brother works there.
VictimX13:
They can tell you edited our conversation.
Evil_Sarah: No, that's
the best part.
Evil_Sarah: As long as
I only delete parts of the conversation and don't add anything, it's indistinguishable
from an actual convrsation.
Evil_Sarah: That's how
I got you.
VictimX13:
Your such a liar
VictimX13:
Why are you doing this to me?
Evil_Sarah: I get 50 bucks
for every peadophile I help bust.
VictimX13:
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13:
IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm
down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I
do?
VictimX13:
You turned me into the FBI for something I didn't do, that's what!
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, well
like I said. I'm sorry I had to do it.
VictimX13:
You really are an evil bitch aren't you
Evil_Sarah: Hey, I said
I was sorry. 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
VictimX13:
for 50 bucks you try to make it look like I am trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13:
I swear to god, I will hunt you down for doing this to me if this is true
Evil_Sarah:
Hahahaha!
Evil_Sarah: Check this
out:
Evil_Sarah
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Evil_Sarah:
I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from
you.
VictimX13:
Well I will call YOU!
VictimX13:
Why are you doing this to me.
VictimX13:
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope.
Sorry.
VictimX13:
IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey,
calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What
did I do?
VictimX13:
You turned me into the FBI for trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13:
I swear to god, I will hunt you down
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Evil_Sarah:
Pretty cool huh?
Evil_Sarah: That might
get me another 50.
VictimX13:
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Evilsarah:
Hi. Are you there?
Victmxx: who is this
Evilsarah: This is Sarah from Fugly.com
Evilsarah: I just received your email and found you on Yahoo
Evilsarah: Now what is your problem?
Victmxx: You know exzactly what my problem is.
Victmxx: You think its funny talking about dead babies and making fun
of childhood suffering
Victmxx: you have NO IDEA what it is like to have a child
Evilsarah: Now wait a minute
Victmxx: because if you did you would understand
just how painful it is
Evilsarah: hey hey
Victmxx: to have a baby and lose it or to have one
and see it suffering
Evilsarah: You're wrong about that
Victmxx: People that make fun of other people's
suffering are sick and ignorant
Evilsarah: You don't know me as well as you think
Victmxx: And people like you that broadcast it to
the world are even worse yet
Evilsarah: I actually do know what it's like to have a baby
Victmxx: yeah right
Evilsarah: I don't think it's fair for you to judge me like that
Victmxx: you had a child?
Evilsarah: Yes
Victmxx: I'm sure
Evilsarah: Yes I have. As a matter of fact, I have had more than one ok?
Evilsarah: Look. I don't like to talk about my personal life with people
Victmxx: just to make fun of others pain and suffering
right?
Evilsarah: Especially with people I don't know
Evilsarah: NO, not to make fun of other people's pain!
Evilsarah: Listen to me!
Evilsarah: The only reason I'm even telling you this is because your comments
really hurt me
Evilsarah: I live with the loss I've experienced EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Evilsarah: Whenever I see a child on a playground…
Evilsarah: Or when I see a mother pushing a stroller in the mall
Evilsarah: Do you know how bad it hurts just to look at them and remember
what you had?
Victmxx: I do
Evilsarah: They look so beautiful and sweet and all I can feel is empty
inside
Evilsarah: Like something is missing
Evilsarah: Do you know what I mean?
Victmxx: yes I do.
Evilsarah: Well then how can you say those things to me?
Victmxx: How can you write the things you do then?
Evilsarah: I don't know. I'm really sorry.
Evilsarah: I guess it's just that I'm trying to cover up my pain.
Evilsarah: I guess I'm just being defensive so that I won't open up to
anyone
Evilsarah: I can't stand the way it makes me feel to remember what it
was like to have them
Victmxx: I had no idea that you had kids I would
have never guessed
Victmxx: You look so young in this picture
Evilsarah: Well, I'm 28 now.
Victmxx: I'm 27
Victmxx: I'm sorry. Let's start over ok?
Evilsarah: Ok.
Evilsarah: Will you hang on a minute. I have to get some tissues
Evilsarah: Im really emotional right now
Victmxx: ok
Evilsarah: brb
Victmxx: ok
Victmxx: np
--10
minutes later --
Evilsarah:
hi
Victmxx: Hi
Evilsarah: I'm back. I'm sorry. I had to get some air.
Victmxx: that's ok
Victmxx: are you alright?
Evilsarah: yes. I'm ok now.
Evilsarah: so how many children have you had?
Victmxx: two
Evilsarah: That's all?
Victmxx: lol yes!
Victmxx: How about you?
Evilsarah: Jesus. I've had 6
Victmxx: 6????
Evilsarah: But that's all over now for me
Victmxx: well I would think so
Victmxx: How do you manage with all of them
Victmxx: two are quite a handful
Evilsarah: Oh, it's easy
Victmxx: I can't imagine 6
Evilsarah: Well, I didn't have them all at one time, silly.
Victmxx: lol
Evilsarah: Well. Two of them I did
Victmxx: twins?
Evilsarah: Yes, I think so.
Evilsarah: I think that's what happened
Victmxx: What do you mean?
Evilsarah: I think that's why I can't have children anymore
Victmxx: is that what it is?
Evilsarah: well. yes
Victmxx: I though you lost a child
Evilsarah: Oh no.
Evilsarah: I can't even imagine how that would be possible.
Evilsarah: That's never happened to me
Evilsarah: I think the last two did something to change me though
Evilsarah: Now I can never have another one
Victmxx: I'm sorry
Evilsarah: They were Mexican, I think
Evilsarah: I should have never had Mexican
Victmxx: you think? what do you mean?
Victmxx: Didn't you know the father?
Evilsarah: No. I think I only met him once.
Victmxx: Wow.
Victmxx: what about your other 4?
Victmxx: different fathers too?
Evilsarah: Umm..
Evilsarah: Yeah, I think so.
Evilsarah: Maybe
Evilsarah: I mean. I got two others at the same time
Victmxx: They were twins too?
Evilsarah: God, it's so hard to talk about this.
Victmxx: Wait
Evilsarah: My stomach is turning over and over just thinking about it
Victmxx: That doesn't make sense
Evilsarah: How did you have yours?
Victmxx: What do you mean?
Evilsarah: I mean how did you prepare them?
Victmxx: for school you mean?
Evilsarah: No.
Evilsarah: How did you cook them?
Evilsarah: Did you fry them, bake them. What?
Evilsarah: See, those last two were most likely deep fried.
Evilsarah: Fucking Mexicans.
Evilsarah: Everything is fried.
Evilsarah: I should have known better.
Victmxx: Perfect
Evilsarah: They were all spicy and it screwed me all up.
Victmxx: I should have known better than to even
talk to you
Evilsarah: My ass was literally on fire for like a week.
Victmxx: goodbye
Evilsarah: You ever have them poached?
Victmxx: you are the most disgusting piece of trash
on the earth
Evilsarah: My favorite was this Italian kid I had.
Victmxx: I hope you know that
Evilsarah: I baked him up like a little lasagna.
Victmxx: you deserve whatever happens to you
Evilsarah: I mean it he was fucking delicious.
Victmxx: you will get what is coming to you soon
and no one will care
Evilsarah: He practically melted in your mouth.
Victmxx: DO YOU KNOW THAT?
Evilsarah: Gosh that brings back memories
Victmxx: what goes around comes around sarah
Evilsarah: One I just threw on the grill and had a big old BBQ.
Evilsarah: I have a pic. Want to see?
Victmxx: think about that when you stat thinking
about actually having children
Victmxx: not making fun of people and talking about eating them.
Evilsarah: Here. Check this out <PIC>
Evilsarah: It's so hard to deal with this loss. Do you know what I'm saying?
Victmxx: you are so stupid
Evilsarah: I had a chicken fried Afghani child once.
Evilsarah: Very greasy. Not much meat.
Victmxx: Ok sarah enough it's not funny anymore
Evilsarah: Kind of tasted like gunpowder…
Evilsarah: Sometimes I go to this page to dull the pain
Evilsarah: http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/db.htm
Victmxx: ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE SO SHUT UP
Evilsarah: I had one kid Au Gratin'. I think he was from Idaho.
Victmxx: ENOUGH SARAH STOP IT
Evilsarah: Not so good.
Evilsarah: I think you're supposed to use cheddar and I used gouda.
Evilsarah: Cheddar, right?
Evilsarah: Is it cheddar or gouda?
Victmxx: <has logged
out>>
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