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granted but you get ninja'd all the time so you fail at that line of work.

I wish I had the power to predict people's actions.

Granted but the Sith easily overpower and kill you.

I wish I could torture a random ninja for all eternity.

[OMG I NANJA'D SOMEONE! (i think)

I will thus fulfil my promises:
NINJAAAAAAAAAAA'D!

Nah you didnt. I cant fix that post though ¬.¬

LOL damn, my lies didn't work :p

All life on earth gets f*cked up hardcore and the light spectrum goes tits up.

I wish I was a sith lord

You get cut off from your space ship and float across the universe for eternity.

I wish I was a super cool bounty hunter.

[[NINJAAAAAAAAAAAA'D!]]

LOOOOL Demonsul, give it up :p

You get lost in space and eaten by space aliens that the government claim don't exist.

I wish I was a butterfly!

You starve to death because of your stupid wish.

I wish I was from Malta

Granted, but the bus drivers kick your ass

I wish I knew all the kick ass Bruce lee and Jackie Chan moves :p

{Skipped Demonsul since he tried to cheat :p}

You get shot by a sniper in the fuel tank and it explodes, roasting your flesh off

I wish time went three years into the future.

Granted, but they got slaughtered by Persians because they were distracted by the guitars.

I wish for a can of hobomeat.

Nobody said anything about this...so I guess I get my wish?

Wish granted, you get inside, start it up, and a lmaobomb blows up the roflchopter.

I wish for a cure to beggar disease.

Granted,but a begger asked for money,you said no and he bit you so you have the diesease again with no more medicine left.

Wish granted, but you did not specify how large, so it is now smaller than an atom.

I wish the hobo that bit me would die...

Wish granted, your now dead.

I wish that I could stop time, and be immune to lonelyness!

The smell of rotting corpse goes away, but it is replaced by the smell of bodily fluids soaking in your carpet.

I wish I was alive

As soon as you finish wishing, a large bag of leaf appears on your lawn.  Police officers suddenly drive onto your lawn and hold you at gunpoint for possession.  You shout.  "It is just tea officers!"  One of them comes up to you and pistol whips you.  "Really funny...everyone knows that tea is slang for marijuana..."

I wish I had four arms!

Granted, but your body splinches into pieces.  As a saying goes "all the king's horses and all the king's men, could not put Hirgon back together again"

I wish I could play the guitar

Wish granted, but you become so obsessed with cooking that you remodel your kitchen and go bankrupt.

I wish i had a whole pizza ☺

Granted, you find the results so depressing that you end up killing yourself.

I wish Cedric was in IRC...

Granted, you will now never get laid again unless by a fat woman named helga.

I wish I had all of my homework done...

[[Being good at math= nerd= never get laid. She also has a mustache ☺]]

Granted, but you are still disliked by everyone.

I wish I was chuck norris

Wish granted...unfortunately, the only excitement you get from being Sean Connery is insulting Alex Trebek.

I wish I had a laser cannon...

Granted, but unfortunately a little fat kid blasts through your door like a cannonball and eats everything, including you. 

I wish I lived happily ever after.