twilight definitely has a bigger following and more loyal fans than star wars imo. it also has a better storyline and plot twists, not to mention better graphics. but star wars is a classic who can resist captain kirk piloting the enterprise into the depths of the empire and waging war with the band of rebels. Warp Speed, friends!

According to my analysis of both Star Wars and Star Trek, the galaxy would be very much like an Egyptian pyramid to the Enterprise. Indiana Jones is Lucasfilm (Star Wars) and Paramount (Star Trek) and my idea of Star Wars and Star Trek would be like Indiana Jones in space so you gotta have Indiana Jones in there somewhere. Also, Enterprise, don't use the transporters or Donald Duck with Captain America's shield would board your ship and pirate it. That device in Tron works the same way.

cookies > everything

while sure donald duck and captain america could pirate it if they got warped onboard, it wouldnt stop spock from jedi tricking them to work for the rebel alliance (thus unpirating it) to defeat vader. but since indiana jones explores stuff, he might explore the death star what if he gets jedi tricked by vader turning him into an empire scum. then the forces of good and evil collide and boom all are gone except for edward cullen because heroes get remembered but legends never die. Warp Speed, friends!

Wo, wo, wo, wait! You forgot how that machine works, n00b. When they get transported, they would just be inside the computers for a while until the Red Shirted n00bs become stupid enough to use the transporter and therefore getting transported onto the Grid where they not only face the Tronified Disney and Marvel, but all of Time Warner from the Matrix as well. This is why Star Wars guys are smart enough to NOT use transporters or to even have them. Besides, Star Wars, in my opinion, is a galaxy with a corrupted space time continuum and is therefore nothing but an intergalactic equivalent of the Arturian Legend. I imagine the galaxy to be much like a typical overcliched Egyptian pyramid, being filled with curses and spells and what not guarding treasure and sacred relics and what not.

Also a reminder that these classic cartoons are immortal and godly anyways. You have to see Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Looney Toons Back in Action to understand why.

I heard fw beat sw.

A new reply: why Assassin's Creed is better than even the Star Wars Original Trilogy:

1. Story starts at the beginning. No dramatization from a mishap.

2. Assassin's Creed was actually MADE by people of various religious backgrounds. Star Wars was only INSPIRED by people of various religious backgrounds.

3. Assassin's Creed is about right and wrong ways to use and deal with human emotions; Star Wars demonizes them.

4. WHY USE A PRINCESS IN A FRIGATE DEMOCRACY?

5. You can be a charming nice lady with cute looks WITHOUT being a princess.

6. Desmond is not a cliched orphan protagonist; he became a hero after being kidnapped, used, and almost killed himself.

7. Once you understood the Assassin's Creed Maxim, you will hate the Jedi Code.

8. Templars are evil because they want to play God in a way that's not pretty. Sith are evil because they are a bunch of whiny selfish beings that want all for themselves.

9. Good and Evil are only relative in Assassin's Creed.

10. Annoying people only show up briefly before getting killed by an Assassin. Everyone knows why that is better than Star Wars.

11. Assassins are a lot more family-oriented people than Jedi. Think about it!

12. In fact, Luke appeared to be the ONLY Jedi that actually cared about family relationships. Obi-Wan was like, "I don't care if he is your father. Just kill him!"

13. What I got from the Assassin's Creed maxim is that government officials and other leaders are not wizards that can simply alter life with their words. Pure logic is knowing there are consequences built into our everyday actions that cannot be changed. Such is quite controversy to what Yoda said about the Force in Episode V. He pretty much said, "Say it and it will be done." THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS, PEOPLE! Because government officials can't move mountains with their words, nothing is certain and legal systems are very weak next to the simple statement, "Whatever goes around, comes around." Therefore, nothing is true and everything is permitted.

14. You call Luke Skywalker a relatable character? You don't even get to know him until after a few boring minutes! Besides, there are rumors that Han Solo is the more memorable character. Not only is Desmond relatable, unlike any other cliched protagonist, Desmond stays and remains a relatable character despite being like Ninja Jason Bourne (which I imagined Desomond would be like!)

15. Star Wars is the perfect example of the protagonist, sure, at least in a traditional way. Assassin's Creed was like, "Hey, do you know what? Let's just forget all about the equilibrium thing and just immediately pull him into the action in the most efficient way, by just kidnapping him and place him into a machine."

16. Lucasfilm represents the worst example of a corrupted leader letting his achievement go to his head. Ubisoft represents a decent republic with representatives from various religions that support the interests of the consumers.

17. Oh, and characters of Jar Jar's stereotype only appear briefly before getting stabbed by the awesomest assassins.

18. The Empire has the Death Star. The Templars have the Piece of Eden.

19. Assassin's Creed actually explains the cliche of the overusage of the English language.

20. Assassins are simply well-trained acrobats, spies, and swordsmen. What's with those silly Midich- FORGET IT!

wow... just wow!

Why Assassin's Creed is better than Star Wars for story:

1. A huge series of plot twists vs one cliched plot twist

2. Desmond Miles is the protagonist because he has a lot of character and can be highly relatable. Luke Skywalker is very bland and way to stoic. He didn't even appear until the middle of the first movie.

3. Templars are evil because they plan something extremely scary. Sith are evil simply because they're emos with mental disorders.

4. It makes more sense to fight against tyrrany as an assassin as opposed to a member of the royal family, an element of an autocracy.

5. Desmond might have a few girlfriends in his life, but none of them was his own sister, like Luke.

6. Obi Wan says that he can't lie because there is no such thing as a lie. What? Assassin's Creed purposely had the story confusing because the Creed says that nothing is true.

7. It is not in the nature for Ubisoft to alienate their fans like George Lucas did to his fans.

8. Once you understand the Creed maxim, you will hate the Jedi Code.

9. Assassin's Creed Moral: "You are not meant to enjoy these grim tasks." "You feel something for them" "I should not fear these feelings?" "You should embrace them; they are what make you human." Star Wars Moral: there is no emotion; there is peace.

10. Assassin's Creed Moral: "Fight for a nobler cause other than to protect your life" "You want to leave, Ezio, to leave behind everything your father fought and died for?" Star Wars Moral: There is no passion; there is serenety. Assassin's Creed Moral: "You cannot know anything; only suspect" Star Wars moral: There is no ignorance; there is knowledge

11. Assassins are a lot more family-oriented than the Jedi.

12. If ewoks were assassins or at least had a shaman with them, the fight would make a lot more sense.

13. In Star Wars, being human is evil. In Assassin's Creed, keeping others from being human is evil.

14. Good and evil are only relative in Assassin's Creed. Star Wars is too black and white.

15. Pride doesn't have much of an effect in Star Wars unless if it's arrogance. In Assassin's Creed, however, any form of pride would become one's downfall, regardless of faction.

You can punch and even kill annoying characters in Assassin's Creed.

Everything Relic does looks a lot cooler than anythind Star Wars did.

The Pride of Hiigara looks awesome, so does all of the ships and the cool animiations.

Disney/Marvel Relationships with Assassin's Creed:

1. National Treasure. A story about a Freemason carrying his ancestor's work searching for the "templar treasure" which every king once fought over. Sounds like the Piece of Eden to you?

2. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. One other Jerry Bruckheimer reference. Work courtesy of Ubisoft.

3. Pirates of the Carribean. Yet, ANOTHER Jerry Bruckheimer reference. See the footage of Assassin's Creed 3. The new assassin is a pirate also!

4. Wolverine. The things Ezio and Hugh Jackman have in common: attractive; "I am the first X-Man, that joke's ahead of our time"; "Requiescat in pace" Vlad the Impailer coins, Roma, the Vatican, and a clever steam punk inventor all relate to this movie:  not to mention boxing which Hugh Jackman also does in Real Steel.

5. Three Jerry Bruckheimer references mentioned previously plus Spiderman equals The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Peter Parker and Dave Stutler would actually be good roomates if you think about it.

The Inbox Of Nardo Pace, The Empire's Worst Engineer

Saturday, March 31, 2007 Update by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

Subject Trash Compactor
From Death Star Detention Level Janitor <oldroscoe@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 7:46 PM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

Hey, kid. That trash compactor you designed is up and running and I've got to say it looks great. Lots of grime, a magnetically sealed hatch that can't be opened from the inside, a tentacled garbage creature that practically serves no purpose at all. It's got everything a salty old janitor could ever want.

One thing, though. It takes an awful long time to flatten garbage. I'm talking a minute or more, depending on how many flimsy poles I toss in there. If our capital ships can boogie at faster than light speeds, why can't we make a few walls slide toward one another at a speed that outpaces a Hutt's leisurely stroll?

Subject breathing device too fuckin LOUD
From Lord Vader <xVaDeRx@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 12:20 AM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

yo hey i still dont understand whats going on with this thing

can u put a knob on my breather apperatis so i can turn down the volume when im in the library or sneakin up on maintenence droids? why did u put a speaker on this thing in the first place lol

also,

Subject E-11 Blaster Rifle Calibration Still Off
From Stormtrooper Commander 09731 <09731@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 3:51 PM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

As you know, the E-11 has come a long way since its initial prototype. Thanks to your hard work over the past three years the rifle no longer fires completely sideways, and with your latest revision, the number of casualties resulting from blaster fire being directed completely backwards has been drastically reduced.

That said, the E-11 still has some accuracy issues. We recently bolted one of the rifles to a testing mechanism so that it couldn't move even a millimeter, then set up a human-sized target six feet in front of the blaster's barrel. Shooting in two second intervals, we let the E-11 fire at the target continuously for three days.

The result? Not one shot hit the target. I realize you're busy, but perhaps we can go over the design one more time and iron this out.

Subject Death Star :(
From Foreman Galhi <fgalhi@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 8:13 PM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

Keep your chin up, ok? Don't let the whole "Death Star getting blown up" thing get you down.

It's really my fault just as much as it is yours. Your original plan called for three weak spots, and I asked you to cut it down to one. If I had suggested we get rid of the weak spots altogether none of this would have happened.

What do we do now? Mope? No. We learn from our mistakes and make an adjustment to the blueprint for the new Death Star I'm working on.

Construction is going great, by the way. As you suggested, instead of constructing a defensive shell around the framework then working my way inward, I'm just building all the cool stuff in the middle first. I think you're right, it's the best way to go.

Subject AT-ATs... hell yeah!
From Maximilian Veers <mveers@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 10:09 AM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

WOOO! Are you kidding me? Are you freaking kidding me!? These AT-ATs rule!

I cannot believe how awesome they are. I'm personally piloting one on our upcoming operation on Hoth and I can't wait to stomp on those rebel scum. There's like, no way to stop these things. I'm a big fan of yours, man. Big fan.

Subject carbonite transport device
From Boba Fett <backpacksgotjets@bountyhunters.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 3:17 PM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

I am currently transporting a bounty that has been frozen in carbonite with a device you created. I have been told to direct any questions or comments I might have your way.

This is obviously a new technology, but might I suggest adding a few security measures to the transport device's control panel? Right now anyone can walk up to this thing and flip a few switches to release the frozen prisoner. I'm thinking a number pad with a secret code would be great, or heck, even a plain old key.

Just a friendly suggestion. Oh, and thanks for the modifications you made to my rocket pack. That "ignition" button square on the back of the pack where I can't reach it is great.

Subject This darn bottomless shaft in my room
From Emperor Palpatine <bigbossman@empiremail.com>
Date A Long Time Ago 1:42 AM
To Nardo Pace <npace@empiremail.com>

You are responsible for designing my Throne Room, yes? Do not doubt it. I can see the truth inside you. It burns with a twisted blackness that cannot be denied.

I ask you this: Why is there a chasm in my room? Was it really necessary? What purpose does it serve? Nothing useful has ever come of it. In fact, sometimes when I awake in the middle of the night and stumble in the darkness while making my way to the Imperial Restroom, I mistakenly wobble along the shaft's edge. I also bump my knee on the Imperial Coffee Table, but that is another matter.

I'm expecting very important company today, but I fully expect that you will draw up plans for a grate to cover this errant hole and have someone build it tomorrow. It is your destiny.

Not entirely. I just explaining why the Star Wars Original Trilogy is not all as many Star Wars fans crack it up to be, given that its supposed to be a galaxy filled with perfected technology. I mean, this is the Galactic Empire, we're talking about, and has to have a lot of awesome gadgets to keep others in line.

WTF are you guys fcked!!
twilight is good but the last one was a massive disapointment and i dont remember feeling like that after any of the star wars

so starwars > twilight

This is truer then even... #Newstarwarsareadisappointment