somebodys getting married...

somebodys getting married...
22:50:59 Jul 25th 07 - Lord Senturu: yea well Seloc thats what happens when your Name is Lord Senturu, and Lady Mifune :D senturu has Fizban use his magic and clean the puke on his tux. making his tux spotless ok thats a lil better. Bran we'll open em after the wedding.
07:15:26 Jul 26th 07 - Lady Mifune: "I Lady Mifune take you Lord Senturu to be my unlawfully wed VU husband. I vow never to kill you no matter how many times our 'families' fight. In both winning and losing eras so long as we both shall live." Mif now wonders where the honeymoon will be....
07:17:39 Jul 26th 07 - Lord Senturu: I Lord Senturu Take you Lady Mifune to be my, hey wait a minute did you say UNlawfully? you dont want me? senturu runs away crying
10:48:35 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: "okay i guess you both spoke, unless you have anything to say senturu, i now prenounce you lord and lady, man and wife. you looks at senturu may now kiss the bride"
14:31:25 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Drags Senturu back to the alter
16:59:00 Jul 26th 07 - Lady Mifune: "Of course I want you! I wouldn't have come to the wedding if I didn't!" Mif stands waiting patiently....
17:05:11 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: Septim takes a drink from his wine bottle "hic* Ooooh the suspence hic"
08:08:14 Jul 27th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu gets ahold of himself ok, here it goes. I Lord Senturu Servant of the creator, Lord of the Spoon, High priest of valar. take you Lady Mifune to by my VU Wife, and i like to pee on electric fences.......looks at Septim did you mess with my Vow's cards?
09:14:38 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Fassy Hole: whoops
16:36:32 Jul 27th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: if any1 has any reson that these 2 should not get married speak now or foreva hold ya peace, you may now kiss the bride...
20:00:14 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "Just think it will be a funneral next or was that devorce...."
20:17:55 Jul 27th 07 - Ms. Natalia: does that mean i can't play with either senturu or mifune's boobs anymore? pokes fizban and giggles
20:21:45 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law: senturus boobs are much nicer, and almost hypnotic!
22:21:36 Jul 27th 07 - Lord Senturu: Brann. shut it. :D
00:50:14 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Fizban: Playing with Senturu is definately out, however playing with Mifune is definately allowed so long as either I can participate, or Senturu and I can watch, videotape, etc.
01:02:36 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc: lol you guys have some really weird sences of humor.
03:35:49 Jul 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: Fizban i dont think that works that way. its up to her. my only rule is. she can cheat. but it has to be with another woman, and i either have to be in it. watch it. or get a video tape :D
05:20:22 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim gets up and hands Senturu his present "A dragon-stone encrested solid gold spoon!"
06:03:38 Jul 28th 07 - Lord Senturu: SPOON!!!!!!!!! SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs around the place shouting SPOON!!!!!!!
12:16:44 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Gives Senturu a ship in a bottle. Gives Mifune a video camera. "Enjoy! Thats right Senturu a perfect scale model of the Universes largest bottle. I put a ship in there so it wouldn't be boring."
12:30:46 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: hey you didnt even kiss mifune?, senturu do it!
13:56:21 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Fizban: Alright, let's just let the two girls play while we observe then. For starters, I vote that Natalia be the first to kiss Mifune before Senturu does!
14:23:16 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: yeah, or maybee see whos the first to get senturu out of the chapel?
14:57:53 Jul 28th 07 - Ms. Natalia: errr, i vote that i'm way too shy and you can't make me!!! :P giggles
15:18:35 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Fizban: clears his throat I definately can.
15:26:03 Jul 28th 07 - Ms. Natalia: oh yeah make me then!!!
16:50:29 Jul 28th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: aww, great now were gonna another wedding between nat and fiz!
03:47:42 Jul 29th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: Septim looks at Mifune I would give her a gift, but then Senturu would try to kill me, thus starting a gigantic battle between us and removing all purpose from this thread...eh, what the hell, that's what I do!* Septim hands Mifune a keg of beer "Enjoy!" Septim then prepares to have a battle with Senturu...
06:10:14 Jul 29th 07 - Sir Fizban: You may as well, but y'see it might be more of a collaring ceremony before I'm through with her. :-P
06:47:37 Jul 29th 07 - Lady Mifune: Mif takes the keg of beer "Thanks Septim!" *Mif goes and sits down with the keg of beer. She taps the keg and waits for the fight that, no doubt, will be breaking out soon." "Anyone want to join me? I hate to drink alone."
07:01:22 Jul 29th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim finishes arming himself and turns to face Senturu "This fight will take forever, but Mifune deserves a wedding gift as well!"
08:18:01 Jul 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: hmmm....your lucky that Symbol on the Keg is from the Tavern. walks over to Mifune and picks her up, Senturu then Kisses Mifune Booyaaa!!!!!!! better than a spoon :D
08:29:21 Jul 29th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: "Hmmmm...well, she needs a few coctails to go with it!" Septim walks out and comes back with a platter of Septim Shots, he sets the platter down next to Mifune and Senturu "They are very good...and strong...but I am sure both of you can handle them...let me demonstrate!" Septim lets out a whistle and a large Scottish sailor walks in "Now is it true that you have won fifteen drinking contests in a row?" Sailor: "Aye!" "Before you die of blood alcohol poisoning I want you to say something for me, say: "You can take away our lands, but you'll never take away out freedom!" Sailor: "Do I have to..." "Yes..." Sailor: "You can take away our lands, but you'll never take away our freedom!" "Good, here you go!" *Septim hands the scottish man a drink, when the scottish man swallows it he immediately falls on the ground, passed out, Septim drags him out and comes back in "Try one!"
09:42:26 Jul 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: ok. grabs one, toasts Mifune and drinks it. Senturu then falls over. Passed out
18:12:01 Jul 29th 07 - Lady Mifune: Mif looks at the sailor....then looks at Senturu "Awesome!" Mif takes one....drinks it...looks around "Lightweights"
19:32:53 Jul 29th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "congrats senturu does this mean you will need a helper in the tavern? (you may have babies to look after?) i can be a part time worker..."
19:37:42 Jul 29th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "i forgot heres youre prezzy.." gives mif a six pack of condoms and a funny hat "you know what the condoms are for but the hat is for youre hunnymoon youre going to sunny mantrax for 2 weeks its nice and sunny but i would rent out some chainmail theres a war between alot of funny people and by the way i will pay for it..." gives senturu a large portrait of the whole crowd of VU players including defensive,goldmeister,seloc,mifune(in the middle),spoon,fizban and on the bottom a small painting of a dog with septims name on it... "hang it in the tavern..."
20:40:18 Jul 29th 07 - Mr. Soccer: soc remembers that he left his gift in the car and rushes out to get it returns and hands a small package to mif "i would have gotten u something sent, but it seems u and ur kingdom have already taken enough of my cities :)"
20:41:55 Jul 29th 07 - Lord Senturu: Sweet. senturu takes the Picture and examines it missing a few people. but this'll do :D
05:43:07 Jul 30th 07 - Mr. Revenge: *Revenge crashes the wedding and starts talking to the bridesmaids. "Is that a mirror in your pocket?" he said right before he got slapped.
06:57:05 Jul 30th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim hands Senturu a new picture featuring Effie, Ragnarr, Seloc, Senturu and Mifune in the middle, Septim, Mielo, Samus, Fizban, Shezmu, Salaras, Defensive getting mauled by a mongoose, and all of Senturu's other VU acquaintances. "A better more accurate version"
07:46:00 Jul 30th 07 - Lord Senturu: ahh yes this is way better. you see it has Arzun right there. and Stasik right there. oh and Sam I Am he's right there. yup this is good :D Now Mifune my gift for you is in my pocket :D
08:49:37 Jul 30th 07 - Mr. Defensive: ???
10:52:57 Jul 30th 07 - Ms. Natalia: gives midune a kiss on the cheek as a wedding present "good luck how you two have a good life together. And fizban there is no way you are putting a color on me, it just wouldn't go with my corsets and dressed"
15:47:07 Jul 30th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven: "okay now seeing as your married you can go on honey moon!" points at private jet "and seeing as i married ya i get to come too!" gets ready too go on jet "well it makes sense seeing as Im the pilot" and this is were we are going yes thats right... haweii!
19:13:04 Jul 30th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Suddenly Septim's radio turns on Newscaster: "In todays news, Hawaii is overun by millions of Zombies..."
00:57:18 Jul 31st 07 - Lady Mifune: Zombies!!!! Ah man! And I was looking forward to a threesome with Senturu and Vineraven!
01:17:36 Jul 31st 07 - Sir Fizban: A color, dear? I forgot to bring the paint with me. Anyways, we'll have to discuss it later.
03:59:23 Jul 31st 07 - Lord Senturu: ehh....Grabs mifune and takes her to the Jet and Closes the door, and then locks it Booyaaaaa
04:22:57 Jul 31st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim shrugs "They're the ones who are gonna be zombies..."
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