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*Looks up at mountain*  Ohhhhh, nuh-uh, screw that man! *Pulls out megaphone*

Whenever I let my cats outside, the fricking disappear, sometimes for days.  Since you seem to know everything, or at least close to everything; I humbily ask you to explain where this magical place that cats disappear to is.

*goes and snoozes on a patch of grass*

Can I ask to that question for Fizban?

*Fizban wakes up from a loooong nap and then looks around* What? I have old questions that I've never gotten around to answering and this thread has fallen way down? This is terrible! I must fix it! *He then goes to the waiting room and finds that it's filled with cobwebs and skeletons.* Was I napping for that long? *He snaps his fingers and everything's back to normal*

Alright! Next question from Argyle and how he wants to know about gravity. Gravity is a force of attraction, not the kind of attraction like when Hungrier Horse is interested in male on male lovin'. It's when two or more things of matter start pulling at each other, and it gets all hot and sweaty and really....err.... guess I'm thinkin' back to last night with Spooky and Talia.

So anyways, let's take for instance Devi, since he's about as big as the earth anyways, and let's say that food is people. Now, no matter how far you try and put food away from Devi, it will inevitably work its way back towards him due to his 'pull'. Now since nothing can escape Devi unless someone were to say, throw it across the room where Devi won't get off his rear and go get it, we know gravity's about the same way.

Now the opposite of gravity is: "anti-gravity". Where we just float around and inevitably go off to other places. Now please, bear in mind, it's once again like Devi, but this time it's when he's off in his 'smoke house'. After a time in there, you'll have a very good idea just how "anti-gravity" must feel and you didn't spend a couple hundred thousand to go up in some jet that gives you temporary feelings of weightlessness..

Now, since i've never been to frats, I've really got no idea what a 'beer atom' is however I imagine if you chug down a few beers, your stomach can split these beer atoms, but then if you split enough of them, you'll become about as big as Devi and you'd be my next gravity example.

Anyways, one more thing, I've got to prove gravity does exist! *Fizban goes and pushes Argyle off the mountain and watches him fall down* If you start floating up then I'll be proven wrong! Floating disk spells, flight spells and other effects don't count either!