Ruin A Wish

Ruin A Wish
08:11:54 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Opportunity: Granted, however, you are living Princess Fiona's version of the phrase, so you will be married to Shrek for the rest of your life. I wish i was sexy.
10:11:56 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Mielo: Granted, you attract little boys now. I wish I had a muscle car that wouldn't get me killed, kill other people or harm me in any way.
10:27:04 Dec 9th 08 - Duke Random: Granted, but you crashed it without harming anyone what so ever, but completely destroyed the car. I wish I had new shoes
10:43:38 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Killmeeee: granted, but they are three sizes too small I wish the era would end so I can go to Fantasia =)
10:44:41 Dec 9th 08 - Duke Random: [[totally just killed this thread]]
13:22:50 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Mielo: granted, but you meet me up there and you're back in starta. I wish I had an uncrashable/unbreakable dodge charger who couldn't kill or harm anyone (including myself), everything in or on it works perfect.
13:38:27 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Blast of Darkness: granted, but it sinks in quicksand along with you stuck inside it. I wish I had a pet bug.
13:44:04 Dec 9th 08 - Endless Dillyrias: Granted, but she was no ladybug and her pimp called her home I wish I had a pet turtle
16:26:02 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, but a crazy cook steals him away from you and turns him into soup. I wish I could fly and not hit or get hit by anything unwanted.
16:29:46 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II: [[OOC: I wonder who that crazy cook is? shifty eyes ]] Granted, you are given the ability to fly, but you are not given the ability to land. You are now trapped in an seemingly endless torture as you wait for yourself to die of exaustion. I wish the original Cedric (not the clones...) would explode...and not be able to reform, come back to life, or turn into a zombie.
16:36:02 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, the original Cedric has a bout of explosive gas that smells really bad. I wish that Septim would stop trying to kill Cedric(me)
16:36:55 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Blast of Darkness: (damn beat me to it..) Granted, septim stops tryin to kill Cedric, instead he kills all of Cedrics family and love ones. I wish to have an evil robot army bent on mass-destruction
16:39:54 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, the army kills you first and then begins destroying everything in their path. Of course, since they are bent on mass-destruction, they obliterate themselves. I wish I was able to memorize this damn math before my final >_<
16:43:41 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Blast of Darkness: granted, you now are a super genius at math, unfortunately you needed to make room and chucked out your speach and writing abilities. I wish I had a cookie
17:37:45 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Granted, it has no chocolate chips I wish I could make a decent machinima
17:43:48 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Mielo: granted, your mom turned into a decent machinima with the dildozer your ass function, pwning demonsul's ass all evenings. I wish charley was less ghey
17:46:16 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, Charley dies and his nephew Cedric replaces him. I wish I knew wtf Mielo hates me for >_>
17:48:11 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Mielo: Granted, unfortunately you died and you forgot. I wish charley was less emo :)
17:51:45 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, Charley magically becomes enthusiastic about life even thought there is really nothing to be enthusiastic about with a final exam in about an hour. He goes into the final with incredible optimism only to be smashed back down to earth with the realization that he sucks at math :) I wish Erunion Telcontar returned from the dead
17:52:37 Dec 9th 08 - Prince Mielo: granted, unfortunately he kills himself when the first thing he sees is your face I wish charley did his exam well
17:55:10 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: Granted, but it's an anatomy exam, and he needs a cadaver, so he uses yours. I wish the smog over this city would dissipate.
17:55:17 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Seloc: Wish granted, its replaced with a dome with limited oxygen. I wish i had a rubber duck.
17:56:30 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, unfortunately it is taken by Goodyear and turned into a tire. I wish I had a lower post count -_-
17:57:39 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: [[NINJA'D!]]
18:00:34 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: Granted...but the nuclear reactor they built in your backyard to lower the cost melts down. I wish I owned and could sail a yacht.
18:10:18 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Bow Master: granted but it gets nuked by penguins. i wish i could get in a fist fight with a bear and win.
18:11:43 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, you get in a fist fight with a bear and win. Then the bear eats you after losing the fight. Bears are sore losers. I wish I some more Trident White gum...
18:16:27 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: "I wish I some more Trident White gum..." [[This might be a jerk thing to do...but...]] Granted. Prior to this wish, you were completely human. Now you are completely Trident White gum, and therefore are "some more Trident White gum" than you were before. I wish I could swim like a penguin.
18:23:11 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Granted, but that means you can only swim in water that is in the Antarctic. You go there to swim, but then freeze to death in the frigid water. I wish I had a gun that worked and did not shoot myself. [EDIT: NINJAAAAAA'D! (too lazy to find humor quote)]
18:24:15 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: [[Not ninja'd. I am studying for math and I refreshed my window, but it posted for some reason O_o I blame VU]] Granted, you have a gun in your hand and are shot by a police officer thinking you are a terrorist. He then urinates on your body because he hates the way you look. >=( I wish I had, in my possession, a million dollars that I do not have stolen.
18:26:21 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [All right, if you insist...but, I think I did a similar thing in the Last Day, except it somehow posted something I was copying in another tab...] Granted, but you get corrupted by the money and buy your way to presidency, before getting assassinated. I wish I had a thousand gold bars in my bank account.
18:28:19 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, a thousand gold colored bars are in your bank account, but they aren't worth a dime. I wish Demonsul gets ninja'd :)
18:29:34 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Granted, but since it happens so much, it would have probably happened anyway, and your wish is wasted. I wish I had a faster broadband.
18:29:53 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: ARGH! NINJA'D! Granted, but your neighbors find out you've been tapping into their internet and you're thrown in jail for the rest of your life. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will.
18:31:32 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [ZeTa almighty! That is a multi-ninja'd-post! The stuff about gold was several posts ago!] Granted, but you forget you are visible and try to steal something, and get thrown in jail for life, and turning invisible won't get you out. I wish I had a cement mixer. [...And the edit ninja strikes. Cue angry rampage by Cedric...]
18:31:48 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, while invisible a can of paint falls on your head and you stumble into a street, only to get hit by a car. I wish I could read any book, despite size, within an hour and remember everything in it.
18:33:43 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: Granted, but the only language that you understand is Sanskrit, and since there aren't really any books in Sanskrit... I wish I could speak every language known to humankind.
18:35:36 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, you are abducted by the NSA and forced to work long hours because you are a genius. Your work is unappreciated and you get paid almost nothing. I wish Demonsul was a multi
18:37:09 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: Granted, but he's your multi, and you are banned along with him. I wish I could sing.
18:38:01 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Wraith: Granted but you sing like a wounded duck I wish tomorrow would come
18:38:03 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: Granted, tomorrow comes but that is all. The day after doesn't come. I wish Hirgon was Demonsul's multi (lol comon Demonsul...quit being serious)
18:38:52 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Wraith: Charley got Ninja'd ;p
18:38:55 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [Whats up with the sudden interest in me being a multi? I can confirm right now it is a lie that is starting to annoy me...]
18:43:11 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: [[Heh, Demonsul, if I really suspected you were a multi, I wouldn't be joking about it...]]
18:44:05 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus: [[Fine...I will change my wish]] I wish that I get at least 80% of the questions correct on my math final so that I get a decent enough grade :-p
18:45:02 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Wraith: Granted, but you get full marks and are suspected of cheating and put in jail I wish that I could control time as I wish
18:47:13 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Hirgon: Your wish is granted fully and completely, no strings attached...to everyone. I wish I knew without a doubt what I should eat for dinner tonight.
19:57:21 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. The Bigger Loser: Granted. You know what you are going to have for dinner, you absolutely hate it, and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it. I wish I was in a better kingdom.
20:04:30 Dec 9th 08 - Mr. Blast of Darkness: granted, you die and go to heaven, only to fall off a cloud and into a pit that leads to hell. I wish I had a thousand mexicans working in my basement, who work for peanuts (literally) and make kids toys for me to sell on ebay.
20:06:18 Dec 9th 08 - Lord Wraith: Granted, but I'm one of the mexicans and shove so many peanuts down you're throat that you die. I wish that clouds were made of cotton candy
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