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the driver was talkin to the bum, saying he deserved the bananas? 

i dunno...

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there is a dead man lying in a puddle of blood and water on the floor of a locked room.  what happened?

hes not really dead hes just pretending and he wet himself because hes not toilet trained. :)

nope, nope.

    I'm tired of playing jeff's  games, I'm still pissed about the one that had no answer  -_-

He slipped stepping out of the bathtub, smashed his skull on something hard, and bled all over the ground(he was wet in case anyone thinks he bathed dry for some weird reason) The bathroom was locked because usually most people lock the door.

      When he turned the radio on, the knob broke off and Gwen Stefani was playing. Just then he noticed he was completely naked, and his car door was missing. As he was driving with Gwen Stefani on full blast, sitting naked in his broken car, he drove past his pastor, his father, all of his best friends, his fiancee, and his high-school gym coach. He knew the only course of action at this point would be to pull over and shoot himself. 

       Optional:

     On the radio was a commercial for diabetes monitors. The man was diabetic, and it reminded him to take his insulin. He then pulled over and "shot" himself with insulin.

The man a DJ-turned-AXE-MURDERER.  He did music and shows and stuff like that at the local radio station.  One night, he had this strong urge to kill his wife - to remove that haunt from his life once and for all, in the hopes that he could relieve some of his misery (and bring his affair with the lady down the street out into the open).  And so, he put an album on, drove home, and AXE MURDERED his wife; the album was playing, the drive was short, and EVERYONE in the area would hear him working his magic on the radio - a PERFECT alibi!  But on the drive back to the station, he happened to turn on the radio, and to turn it to his station and his show.  The record was skipping, and then he knew that his alibi was gone - in fact, he had turned his PERFECT alibi into the PERFECT incrimination, for EVERYONE in the area would hear the horrendous, continuous record skip at the hour of his wife's death.  Instead of fleeing across the border like every good AXE MURDERER knows to do, the man decided to end the risk of being thrown into the SLAMMER right then and there.  He pulled over to the side of the road, put a gun to his temple, and pulled the trigger - a bullet buried itself into his brain, faster than he could blink, and thus our villain died.  Why was the man an AXE MURDERER when he also carried a gun, or conveniently had one in his car?  Who knows, and who cares?  The important part is that this puzzle is solved.

why didnt he just kill his wife WITH THE GUN?!?!?!?! eh smart ones? 

btw thats almost the rite answer close enough, except with the gun, not axe.  and he wanted to kill his wife cuz he knew SHE wz having affair.  not him.

 my answers were WAY better

She was a blind tiet rope walker yadda yadda yadda.

She was playing musical chairs where the loser gets shot. XD

Seloc got it.  She was a tightrope walker, whose act was to walk across a rope blindfolded and when the music stopped step off the rope onto a platform.  there was a fill-in conductor (the regular one was sick) who didnt know that edits had been made to the music, thus she missed the platform and plunged to her death.

a man is coming back from switzerland by train...if he had been in a non-smoking car he may have died.  why?

he wz listening to this program where they call random ppl, n they called his number but a male voice answerd rather than his wifes.........

a man is simply sitting in bed.  then he makes a fone call but says nothing, and afterwards goes back to sleep.  why?

For Zorander's...

He had secret microphones in his bedroom and his radio was hooked up to it.  He heard his wife cheating and capped her when he went home?
(Yeah that is wrong, but I am bored)