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07:46:13 Jan 26th 07 - Mr. I Love Dragon:

Wish granted but then you breake the rules and all of them is given to me

 

I wish i am a Nazgul!!


15:14:23 Jan 26th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

wish granted but then my archers fill you with arrows on sight

i wish flame were losing against dorian empire


15:35:01 Jan 26th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

They are now lossing because all the *beep*s quit and the vets are going to kick The Dorian Empire's ass all across the map

I wish that I was in Fantasia


15:55:22 Jan 26th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

wish granted but then you start off surrounded by enemies just waiting for your protection to disapear

i wish prolion got banned for saying the vets are going to kick the DE's asses


23:30:18 Jan 26th 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted, but they knew he was joking and made him admin.

I wish I was 100 feet tall with super powers, \/\/()()7


23:45:38 Jan 26th 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. However, you're heart (and other internal organs) is too small to support you, and you die since you're only superpower is the power to jump very, very high.

I wish that Jarlaxe would shrink before he died, and be eternally grateful to me for saving him. (I would then have him enter every major competition greatly involving jumping, and I would be his manager...)


00:31:39 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Rommel:

Wish granted. He shrink to the size of a flea and is accidently stepped on. Since he didn't have the power of invulnerability he dies soon after.

I wish I could go back in time and watch WW2 without getting killed, maimed, captured or wounded myself.


01:03:42 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish Granted. You get buried alive, because you can't be killed. You live the rest of your life under the battle ground of Ypres.

I wish that my Goron Mine wasn't taken away from me and turned into wreckages.


01:32:48 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted, but sadly you'll never know your in denial.

I wish I wasn't steeped on...no really I do, it suck with  all the stuck on the show like bubble gum...



01:55:10 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Kylej:

Wish granted, instead, you are sucked into a vacuum Cleaner.

I wish every day was friday


03:45:36 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

wish granted you do the same friday over and over again. (think GroundHog day)

I wish my wishes always came true in the way I want them. (this one included)


19:00:52 Jan 27th 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted, but since you haven't wished anything since you are killed, and being dead, all your past wishes are undone.

I wish Jarlaxe would survive long enough to make me a fortune.


23:13:51 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Kylej:

Wish granted, but, just as soon as it makes u a fortune, it gets burned ot the ground.

I wish that i knew the perfect wish.


23:35:54 Jan 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

wish granted you now know the perfect wish... too bad your now out of wishes.

I wish Kylej could wish again.


09:01:03 Jan 28th 07 - Mr. Kylej:

Wish granted, i wish again.

I wish that i had made the perfect wish (wich i now know!:))


03:00:40 Jan 29th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

Wish granted but nothing happens as i couldn't grant a wish that i didn't know

I wish that the hottest girl in my class would have sex with me


16:47:36 Jan 29th 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted. She is full of STD's from other people wishing for the same. You catch them and you die. Take your pick from which you want to die.

I wish that I didn't have to walk home from writing exams. Bloody fricken' 9 kilometers in -30 Celsius.


02:12:11 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

with granted you now walk it in -50 degrees celsius

I wish for a bouncey ball


04:13:11 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

wish granted, I hand you your own severed testicle you perv.

I wish there were no pervs.


04:29:12 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish Granted. Now there is a lot of fаgs.

I wish that exams didn't exist.

(Edited by Mr. Tunk 1/30/2007 4:30:54 AM)


04:50:34 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

Wish granted. now you have a midterm avery *beep*ing week.

I wish there were no midterms


18:19:22 Jan 30th 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. You now have quarter exams that you get every fourth day.

I wish that school would be replaced for all mankind by a matrix style learning program....


20:28:36 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Killer King:

wish granted you die in teh matrix and you know that you cant live without your mind so you die in real life too

I wish that..... i could get through the rest of school in a heartbeat (including PhD) and get a good paying job.


20:39:12 Jan 30th 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. You are a stuntman, but I geuss the directors were a little bit too much into realism, and too little into safeguards.... Your funeral is on monday.

I wish that I would survive the matrix training program.


21:14:17 Jan 30th 07 - Mr. Killer King:

wish granted you survive but die of extreme boredom due to the fact that allo computergames have stopped due to you not being able to program. Also you dont have anything to dobecause you are the only person on earth and because of you the human race is extinct.

i wish i could live forever


03:33:25 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted, but you have to live the rest of your life with Erunion, and that's a death of it's own.
(i noticed how i got this learning thing started. Mine as well end it, sorta)

I wish Erunion wouldn't kill me for making fun of him. He knows that I'm his buddy...right? *whimpers in fear*


03:37:39 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Proilon:

Erunion kills you and then commits suicide.

I wish for the sob stories to stop


03:50:17 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted, The sons of a Bicthess stop.

I wish ET would come and post that he would not actually kill me or commit suicide.

(Edited by Mr. Tunk 1/31/2007 3:50:42 AM)


04:46:53 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Proilon:

Wish granted not he kills all your family and you kill yourself.

I wish for the cowards to stop posting here and commit suicide themsleves


04:53:54 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted. Your memorial is on Thursday. That's yours and yours alone.

I wish I had a chocobo...^_^

(Edited by Mr. Tunk 1/31/2007 4:56:58 AM)


05:09:21 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Sansoku:

Wish Granted, however the only way you could get one is to inlist in the Dalmascan army and ride a war chocobo, and you are killed by an enemy sniper archer. 

I wish wish someone would post after this post


14:04:41 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Killer King:

wish granted but it is me and i am way to cool for you so i try to ignore you as much as i can. LOSER! =P

I wish that sansoku would cry becasue of my insult! =D (just poking for fun man no hurt feelings...)


15:21:21 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Proilon:

He cries then kicks your ass

I wish for a chocolate cake


16:39:05 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Killer King:

you get a choclate cake (or atleast you think you do) but you eat and sadly find out its dung

I wish my stomach would stop hurting from laughing at proilon so much!


16:58:07 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted, you lose any sense of humar, and I grow mad at you and kill your life with Tunk's sniper rifle.

I wish my font size was bigger.


17:33:42 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Killer King:

wish granted it is so big that if you sue a difrferent color you only see the speperate dots that make it that color and no one can read it and everone gets mad and forms a angry mob and you die

I wish someone would say happy brithday to me casue its my brithday =D


17:44:13 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted...Happy Birth, I give you a dead rabbit for yer birthday, you brake down and die!

I wish that...umm...I wish...I had one of those old $1 surprise bags!


18:50:20 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. True GO:

wish granted what you get is so crappyit breaks your heart

 

i wish for "fix it yourself heart kit"


18:57:31 Jan 31st 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. You get a kit with a great big heart in it and the kit to fix it, but you are so grossed out you die... Again....

I wish I was an undertaker and had all of your measurements.....

(Then I would truly make a fortune!!! MUAHahahahahahha!


22:14:51 Jan 31st 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted but...stuff happens, like you fall down the stairs land on your neck and a monkey jumps on it till your dead and the like, then I spray paint the word *beep* across your back.

I wish the Mr. True GO's name is relating to the board game GO (I tried go to google and search it yer self damn it -_-)


(Edited by Mr. Jarlaxle 1/31/2007 10:16:59 PM)


17:04:05 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted, know the game is called True GO and instead of chips You fiddle with True GO's, if you know what I mean.

I wish i had money, that didn't result in anybody dieing (especially me).


17:18:43 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Bezza:

wish grated... but you got addicted to gambling and lost all your money

 

i wish i had a cheese burger


17:22:13 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted you find a cheeseburger, but with much regreat it was in the trash and is no longer any good.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on.


(Edited by Mr. Jarlaxle 2/1/2007 5:26:27 PM)


17:51:16 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Proilon:

wish granted. You now know what the hell is going on in the superbowl.

i wish that school didn't exist


18:25:10 Feb 1st 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. You are now a completely illiterate poor guy, and the world is where it was 500 years ago, with some minor improvements. I however go to University.....

I wish that the world would be saved and that Proilon's wish would be negated.


19:09:03 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Proilon:

fine. it is now negated.

I wish that we didn't have so much homework that we couldn't play VU


19:17:34 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Bezza:

wish granted you had no home work but you played sooo much that your computor blown up right in your face

 

i wish i had a flying pig


(Edited by Mr. Bezza 2/1/2007 7:17:53 PM)


22:39:47 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

Wish granted but it flew away.

I wish I could...be the creator of VU!


23:11:31 Feb 1st 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. You are so swamped in bugs and problems and complaints you mentally implode. The people in white jackets locked you up in a padded cell yesterday.... (Thank ZeTa I don't have ZeTa's problems...)

I wish that ZeTa had all the time in the world for all the bug fixes and improvements we are all clamoring for.


23:40:04 Feb 1st 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted, there is no way that i am doing anything to this wish, cuz it is awesome.

I wish Jarlaxle would go to the corner and eat some stale bread.


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