Ruin A Wish

Ruin A Wish
01:45:56 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Killstone: granted! but i screw it up i wish that i knew what to buy with the money i got for christmas
02:01:15 Dec 28th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Wish granted, you end up buying a diamond ring with all the money...only to find that it is fake. I wish you a merry...new year! :D
12:00:00 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Santa The Returned: Granted, however, on the 30th of December, time stopts. Newyebeepve will never be reached, so will the New Year. I wish for snowcappedmountains in VU :)
15:01:43 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Trohs: Granted, then everybody compliens to Admin so he takes it away I wish that the school burns down so that we get to be free
17:54:10 Dec 28th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Wish granted, but the government sends you to another school that is farther away than your previous one...and it smells. I wish I had a toothpick. (I see where this'll go...)
18:12:03 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Sanoh: granted, but when you go to pick your tooth you sneeze and stab yourself in the eye. i wish i had a turkey sandwich
12:57:51 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul: Granted, but the turkey is dry. I wish I had a piano that is not about to fall on and crush me.
13:02:53 Dec 29th 08 - Mr. Kilobyte: granted. but it's actualy a keyboard! i wish wishes came true!
13:02:56 Dec 29th 08 - Mr. Trohs: granted but the piano sucks and does not work i wish that it would night forever
13:08:19 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul: [you got ninja'd!]
13:58:13 Dec 29th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: granted but the night alows a theif to come into your house and take everything!! I wish i could fly
14:05:35 Dec 29th 08 - Mr. Trohs: granted but a air plan comes and sucks you in the motor and you get killed i wish i could be best soccer striker ever
18:29:29 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus: Granted, but you get your femur snapped in the opening minutes of a huge game, ending your soccer career. I wish I had a sense of humor...
20:09:08 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Wish granted, but you have a bad sense of humor and everybody thinks you are a sadistic id1ot. I wish I had a pizza.
04:15:12 Dec 30th 08 - Lord Heroditus: You get a pizza but it is has 'man juice' topping. I wish I had that Mexican game, the one with a cup and a ball on a string.
04:34:39 Dec 30th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: Wish granted...you get...a chuckle...ball in a cup...with a string...but the string is broken! I wish Michael could take a joke.
11:22:12 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Salaracen The Good Dancer: Wish granted, but he takes it the wrong way and breaks your leg. I wish this thread would never end.
12:43:18 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Kilobyte: wish granted but it ends here THE END! i wish that it wasn't ended here
13:23:25 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul: Granted, but you get arrested for lying about endings. I wish I was ninja-resistant.
15:02:37 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: wish granted but mutants come and kill you i wish for the world to end
15:07:09 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul: Granted, some alien world implodes. I wish Killjoy was made of coffee. (the most random thing I could think of within 5 seconds)
15:32:38 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: wish granted but when you drink it you burn your mouth and die because its poisoned I wish i ruled the universe
15:40:46 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Trohs: granted owever you get killed by you son and he take over and ruls I wish i was the lord of darkness
15:50:53 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Blood Frenzy: granted, but you get overthrown and fed to the crocodiles by an even more evil lord of darkness, ME! I wish I had a Doomsday Device
16:17:20 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Salaracen The Good Dancer: Wish granted but it goes off immediately and kills everyone. I wish I wasn't dead...
16:19:58 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: granted but when you come back to life you get shot down by a terrorist I wish i was invincible
16:21:04 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Blood Frenzy: granted, but you sink in quicksand and get stuck there for the rest of eternity. I wish i had a talking tangerine
16:24:36 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: wish granted, but he soon leaves you for an inatimate tangerine i wish i owned a mansion
17:20:06 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Trohs: Granted but you anger a man and he bombs you mansion I wish to rule VU
18:09:41 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: wish granted but the era ends and you have to start all over i wish everyone died but me
18:30:57 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul: Granted, you become lonely. I wish I was a homeless bum (corrupt that if you can! It's already corrupt, so you'll have a hard time! *gloats)
18:46:12 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Blood Frenzy: granted, you are kidnapped by a rich people organization and shot for fun. I wish i had a magical talking light switch
18:51:24 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Spoon: Pff, I'm gonna respond to the hobo post you beeper!
18:51:24 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Spoon: Wish granted, and ohhh, this is going to be cruel. Day one that you're a homeless bum, it's freezing cold. You nearly die, but unfortunately for you you don't. At night 6 guys show up, and they rape you in every hole they can find for around 3 hours. You'll never want to touch your ears again. You also got yourself a few StD's which aren't the nicest ones. THEY HURT LIKE CRAP AND YOU PISS BRICKS. Well, once that's over the 6 guys flee away for two cops, who lost their partner earlier that day and they hit you with all their cop-stuff, and shoot you in the leggs. You're not dead though. Sucks to be you. Then you're abducted by aliens, who unfortunately have found a way of torturing people so twisted that it's like entire France raping you at the same time. Which hurts. Believe me. Then they slowly kill you with needles... Yuck. I wish I had a talking banana friend!
19:24:24 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Killjoy: the banna friend kills you i wish i had a labtop
21:14:25 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Spoon: You know that really sucks. You write a 3 paragraph story, and you get 5 words back. Some people just don't have imagination I guess.
21:18:20 Dec 30th 08 - Sir Demonsul: Yeah, and some people have too active imagination. The 'entire France raping you at the same time'? How did you come up with that?
21:35:59 Dec 30th 08 - Mr. Blood Frenzy: must be spoons fantasy rofl, besides the point of this thread aint to write a novel...(-_-)
21:41:45 Dec 30th 08 - Prince Valan Septim: You get a labtop, though the labtop turns out to eat your lab, along with everything you own. It then explodes and burns you until you are an inch from death and in order to get back to normal you must play with Michael Jackson in bed. I wish I had a Connery cannon.
15:32:18 Dec 31st 08 - Mr. Blackbeard: wish granted ... but as soon as you touch it you blow up ..... tough luck ! i wish to be .imortal .have no fear .no pain .cant die .breath under water .and in space .never need to eat orm drink .indrustubable .no decises can kill me .i can break anthing with my fists .i can make worlds ect so if i destory earth im okay .i cant choke ect .i cant be cut into tiny little peices
15:42:45 Dec 31st 08 - Mr. Trohs: granted but you get sucked in dimension and you can�t get out and can�t die either I wish that i have a sword that can destroy/kill everything exept me
15:47:56 Dec 31st 08 - Mr. Blood Frenzy: wish granted, you get trapped in an invincible invisible box for the rest of ur life with the sword. I wish for an evil talking house that kills my pets when im not looking
06:56:41 Jan 2nd 09 - Mr. Killjoy: wish granted. but when you notice the lack of pets in your evil house you go searching in the basement. There you find a pile of your pet's corpses. you scream like a little girl and then the house notices that you found his secret so he slowly tortures to you death. I wish that i had a hover car.
06:58:47 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus: Granted, but you lose control of it(the controls are very sensative) and you slam into a telephone pole, launching you face first into a brick wall. I wish Duke Random would not write an RP story about him and Penguin ><
07:04:35 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Random: Granted, we'll use differnet names. I wish Michael Deallus would stop posting in this thread.
07:06:30 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus: Granted, his brother's clone posts in the thread because he is not really Michael Deallus. I wish Duke Random fails making his next wish.
07:08:30 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Random: I wi- *explodes
07:09:03 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus: I wish I knew what Random was going to wish for.
07:09:37 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Random: Granted, but you hit your head and forgot. I wish i was a real boy.
07:10:17 Jan 2nd 09 - Duke Michael Deallus: Granted, but you are grabbed and thrown into an unmarked white van and never heard from again. I wish Random did not get the 401st post.
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