Riddles!!!

Riddles!!!
00:40:41 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Lightning Bolt: 1 is open
07:51:15 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: 1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it? Maybe you don't get it how does a mouth have anything to do with this riddle please answer me that. Okay so a mouth closes and then opens 9 times ummm who's your cocaine dealer I want in on it since that makes 0 sense (Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/18/2007 7:52:32 AM)
14:12:08 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: ITS A DAM!!!!!! When one door opens the other 9 close and the other way around!!!!! Must be right(i hope)
17:06:38 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Darkchaosguy IV: I think your right...good one!
20:46:36 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Tunk: the answer to mine is you name maybe the door one is like your brain or something...or maybe your subconscious...when you wake up, all your...errr...holes/doors open and you are closed from your subconscious and vice verca.
20:52:37 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Tunk: or maybe it's on of those slide puzzle thingies (didn't edit quick enough)
20:58:52 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: i dont see where the 9 doors are in that, i think its a Dam:)
23:35:11 Feb 18th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: 1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it? Possibly but what happens if 9 close then do 1 open in a Dam(I don't think so.
00:29:27 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Hackerben: I've heard it before, but I"m going to say it anyway. it's the human before and after birth. When it's in the womb only the belly button is open, but when it comes out, the belly button is closed and 9 other holes open(butt,sexual orifice, eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth )
01:26:11 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Arzun: So if I close my but,sexual orifice, eyes, nostrils, ears, and mouth my bellybuton will open?
01:37:00 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Vertencio: EXACTLY!
01:39:02 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Vertencio: No, what I meant (me being Hackerben, I just changed my name), was that it only happens once. And I think that Xemnas could have switched the riddle around, making it "1 door is open, 9 are closed; when the one door closes, the other 9 open: this happens once" but that's why its a riddle, it's confusing
02:59:25 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: NO I didn't switch the riddle at all. This is the original format so good guess but no diece
05:18:49 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Tunk: wow...i guessed and i kind of got it half right, with all of your orifices being the doors, just the wrong situation...
11:00:12 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Surgeon General: that is not true. a fetus can hear while he/she is still inside the womb. And also, i think males and females dont have the same number of body orifice. (Edited by Mr. Surgeon General 2/19/2007 11:01:16 AM)
16:41:32 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Andrei: They don't Surgeon,that is why the riddle is refering to a WOMAN.Also i can't get enough of this : "So if I close my but,sexual orifice, eyes, nostrils, ears, and mouth my bellybuton will open?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH Well done,Arzun!
18:29:51 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Surgeon General: would you mind enumerating those orifice? eyes - 2 ears - 2 mouth - 1 nose - 2 female vagina - 3 male penis - 2 am i right?
21:12:28 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: Alright I'm sure everyone who is giving points to this arguement is very sexually deprived and should really get a girlfriend. But more importantly lets continue with the riddle. 1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?
22:36:09 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Tunk: so hackerben wasn't right?
22:41:23 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Arzun: I GET IT! Read it like this and you will all probab;y get it too. When 1, door closes, When 9, doors open. When 9, close, When 1, door opens. What is it? A bussines! 1:00 the door opens and at 9:00 they close! I better be right or I will look like an ass :P
22:43:54 Feb 19th 07 - Mr. Arzun: Wait... I knew I heard this before! AHA! Here it is! This is from the story of King Solomon from the Bible. It is one of the riddles supposedly asked to him by the Queen of Sheba. "What is it? An enclosure with ten doors; when one is open, nine are shut, and when nine are open, one is shut," Sheba asked Solomon. Solomon answered, "The enclosure is the womb, and the ten doors are the ten orifices of man, namely his eyes, his ears, his nostrils, his mouth, the apertures for discharge of excreta and urine, and the navel. When the child is still in its mother's womb, the navel is open, but all the other apertures are shut, but when the child issues from the womb the navel is closed and the other orifices are open."
00:45:34 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: I tried several times doing what Arzun told me to but my bellybuton won't open :(
01:16:56 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: ... thats just...lol
01:24:55 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Lelouch: How were you able to close your sexual orifice and your ears?
01:33:28 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Vertencio: easy... closes mouth, shuts eyes, starts taking a dump, plugs nose with two fingers on right hand, plugs left ear with left finger, and plugs right ear with sexual body part[That's what I call two birds with one stone] that's all of them closed. hmm.. AHHH! MY NAVEL JUST EXPLODED!
02:02:08 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: 1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it? Lets just get this straight there is no beeping way that closing all those things is going to make that happen in fact we have examples.
02:09:53 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: Xemnas,i'm sorry to tell you but this riddle is just stupid,can we please skip it? :)
02:17:19 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Vertencio: The answer is probably something dumb like the 10 valves of the heart, and that either the one big one is open or the 9 smaller ones are open at a time.
02:23:12 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen? (Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/20/2007 2:23:45 AM)
02:26:14 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: if you are born before the revolutionary war...
02:29:38 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Arzun: Didn't I answer it?
02:32:15 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: This is a good, but fairly common riddle so if you know it already plz. don't tell. You awake and find your self in a room with two guards and two doors. You find a sheet of paper tied to you wrist. it reads: one door leads to death, the other to life. You may ask one question of one guard, however one guard always lies while the other always tells the truth. Choose your question carefuly. What question should you pose to a guard in order to determine exactly which door leads to life?
02:46:42 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: You should walk to a guard and ask him:"If i were to ask the other guard witch door leads to life then what door would he point at?"Whatever the answear,choose the other door and you will live :) I will explain.There are 2 options: 1)You pose the above question to the guard who is always telling the truth,therefor he knows that the other guard will lie,so he will point towards the door that leads to death. 2)You ask the guard who always lies.He knows that his fellow guard will tell you the truth and point you towards the door that leads to life,but as he is forced to always lie,he will also point towards the door that leads to death.
02:53:46 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: did you already know or did you figure it out?
02:56:43 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: I think i heard a similar version of it when i was younger and really liked the idea,so it must have stayed dorment in my brain for some time :) Anyhow a much better riddle then the "holes" one . I still can't get my belly to open up,what can i do? :( Edit:And i even tried Vertencio's\Hackerben's advice :(( (Edited by Mr. Andrei 2/20/2007 2:58:02 AM)
03:01:41 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Arzun: Meh, worked for me :P
03:02:59 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: If you already knew it you weren't suposed to post!
03:04:50 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: Omg,arzun how did you do it?Does it involve chopping off my sexual organ,or did i do that for nothing? :(
03:21:02 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Roman Paladin: roflmao
03:42:28 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Xemnas: Its actually a really easy question just commen sense.
03:47:40 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Tunk: if you chopped of your sexual organ, then you still have a hole there, and through the chopped off sexual organ in your ear too....you need to...bend...really awkwardly. hey, I'm thinking something here...if you can bend to fit it in your ear, you can fit elsewhere up there. Then we can forget about the quest of opening our navel and have some fun...(shudders at the thought of chopped off sexual organs) Hey, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Multiple answers here, but give me reasonable explanation... (Edited by Mr. Tunk 2/20/2007 3:49:23 AM)
04:00:12 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: i also realized that i could chop off some fingers and tows to close down my orifices.YEY!Too bad my wee-wee is still chopped off :(
17:56:26 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Darkchaosguy IV: A chicken of course. Eggs don't hatch if chickens don't sit on them...
20:23:11 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Andrei: But where did the chicken came from?
21:27:19 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Arzun: God?
21:57:44 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Lelouch: They evolved from dinosaurs.
22:14:16 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle: Both, the chicken is inside the egg, just not developed yet...
22:21:11 Feb 20th 07 - Mr. Tunk: I like it. I'll accept it, and take it as my own, for once Jarlaxle, you were useful. Oh, and dinosaurs, i like to say the dinosaurs laid eggs, so eggs came before chickens. Anybody else got any, riddles or chicken/egg thingies?
01:33:38 Feb 21st 07 - Mr. Fuego Walker: Arzun wins!
02:24:02 Feb 21st 07 - Mr. Arzun: Woooooo!
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