Family History

King Elster

Lived in Era 12, got 1 heir(s) (Uther) and was the leader of Hapless
A humble peasant from the northern realms, Mr. Elster rose to mild prominence during the early days of Era 12. After successfully organizing the defenses of the small hamlet of Millvale against an Orc raiding party, Elster was placed in command of the hamlet and its small force of lifeguards.

After assuming command, Elster joined the Gaian Defenders with hopes of unifying the northern realms under their banner. After a few cities had embraced the benevolent rule of Elster, unbeknownst to Elster, his ally Sir Soreth foolishly and vainly attempted an attack on the Kingdom of ARRSE. Deaf to cries of mercy from Elster, and in a blind and unjust act of aggressive retribution, ARRSE quickly seized Elster's peaceful colonies for having associated with Soreth. Soreth and ARRSE are now the cursewords of Elster's former people, now enslaved for ARRSE's pleasure.

Sir Uther

Lived in Era 13, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of The Ancient Crusaders
The curse that plagued King Elster did not end with his death. Instead it was passed onto his son Sir Uther. Early in Era 13, Uther established himself in the city of Glendive, seeking to establish a flourishing trade empire as a member of the Saiyan Empire, a nation more noble than the pathetic Gaian Defenders.

Troubles began almost immediately. From the north, King Deathace continually threatened Uther. King Deathace's armies were weak and untrained, and hence unable to take Uther's land. But this cost Uther considerable amounts of resources that could have been better spent on new mines and homes for his people. In recognition of his efforts, the Saiyan Empire knighted the now Sir Uther.

After repelling King Deathace, the ignoble Mirror Kingdom came in swift and without warning. Led by the dishonorable SIr Baldie, the fall of Uther's lands began. However, SIr Baldie's ignorant troops could not take the white towers of Glendive. Then in a massive show of cosmic irony, King Deathace single-handed drove out Sir Baldie and offered peace with Sir Uther.

Tensions remained high as war continually raged around Sir Uther and his peaceful city, until finally the slovenly and ignorant MIrror Kingdom moved in full force and topled the ivory towers of Glendive. Displaced, Sir Uther moved north with King Deathace and established Newland. Far away from his allies in the Saiyan Empire, but close to King Deathace's subjects, Sir Uther left the Empire and joined Deathace's Crusaders.

While new cities were being built by Sir Uther, conflicts still remain. In particular, the mentally retarded Lady Taar of Legacy constantly behaved like a ripe chopper. Of course, everyone in the land of Fantalia knows that "Lady" Taar is really a man who like to wear women's clothing while getting some bum love from "her" fellow Legacy freaks. Regardless, "her" armies were continually thwarted in their attempts to destroy the Crusaders' lands.

Next came the slovenly King Plokoon of the Kingdom of Turkeys. They too thought they could bully Sir Uther and his allies. Of course, this was false and King Plokoon lost two of his cities to Uther. Once again, however, the vile actions of those in Legacy ended this conflict with Plokoon and Uther becoming allies.

Then the dark times began, with the ignorant Legacy quickly expanding like the foul virus they are. Uther was one among many unable to survive that tide.