Family History

Sir Smak

Lived in Era 11 and got 1 heir(s) (Cunnus Urinor).
~:The Saga of the Smak:~

Smaks father Morgulf had a brother who was infertile and unable to produce an heir.
The name of the brother was Meilham.
As a result of Meilhams infertility Morgulf promised that if he ever got more than 1 son, the second son would be adopted to Meilham.

As time went on Morgulf had one son.
The first son was named Skams.
Morgulf also got daughters.
He got four daughters,
they where called Meir, Mir, Mar and Muer.
Meilham lost the hope of ever gaining a son, but one day during the early times of the 11th era Morgulf had a second son.

Meilham took of to his brothers estate as soon as he heard that his brother had a second son.
Once he arrived Morgulf was unwilling to leave his second son to his brother, he had grown to fond of him and refused Meilhams request.
In response to this Meilham killed Morgulf, Skams, Meir, Mir, Mar and Muer.
He took the newborn to his estate and named him Smak.

Smak had many troubles as a young boy.
The other children teased him because he was lisp, lumpfoot, short and very very ugly.
But Smak had a solution to this problem.
He told his onkel, Meilham. And he slayed them all.

This you might think was a good thing for young Smak. But nei!
This left him without any friends. On his 13 th birthday he poisioned his onkel Meilhams pea soup.
Meilham died.

As a result of this Smak could take over.
But Smak did not like humans anymore.
Smak fled to the mountains in the east where he met a couple of dwarves. The dwarves mistook him for a sexy dwarf.
They did not realize that he was an ugly human.
They took him in as a saviour.
He then killed their Chief called Morg.
As a result of this he became their Chief.

He ruled the dwarves with an iron fist and showed no mercy to no dwarf.
He also ordered that all men should be slaughtered within his territory.

His lands prospered for a long time, his dwarves lived a wonderful life.
This was an era of peace.
Hardly anybody found themselvs dead in the morning.
All hail the great Smak.

This is the Saga of Smak.

Viceroy Cunnus Urinor

Lived in Era 12, got 1 heir(s) (Cunnus Alienus) and was a member of The Republic
In Era 11, Lady Ppdpls the most powerful Lady Dwarf in all of the world. Everybody in the whole Fantasia wanted to marry her. But she did not want to get married with the first best gold digger. She had her mind set at never getting married, ever.

But one day she conquered a new tribe. This dwarven tribe worshipped a dwarf called Smak. Why they did this was because he was the most beutiful dwarf the world had ever seen! Lady Ppdpls decided that this small chief should be her husband. And Smak had nothing to object, as Lady Ppdpls herself was very attractive.

What Lady Ppdpls did not realize, and Smak never told her was that Smak was just an ugly human, not a sexy dwarf. This resulted in a half breed to a son. Lady Ppdpls did not want anyone to know that she now had a son that could carry on her genes. He might get assasinated just because he was related to her. So therefore she ordered that the son to be named by and after his father. And sent away to a monastery withing the Saiyan lands.

Smak had all his life just been called Smak. But indeed his family was just not called Smak. Smaks father and onkels last name was Cunnus. Smak hated his onkel as he had killed his father and abducted Smak. In the Honor of his father he named the son Morgulf.

Young Morgulf Cunnus soon gained the name cognomen Urinor because he liked the female genitals. Many men and dwarves has since made fun of him and his great apetit on women and once in a while a boy.

In Cunnus Urinors youth a scholar named Vittori Cleon Hypocrita came to the monastery. Cleon had lived with the founder of the Republic ideals Aughustus Turpis before their settlement was destroyed. His Republican ideas and ideals caught the eye of Cunnus Urinor and he devoted himself to the creation of the Republic.

Cunnus Urinor stayed with the Saiyans for a while. But soon the horns of the republic echoed also in his valley and the tumultus had begun. Many brave men died in the fight for liberty. Cunnus became an elected Consul by the people of the Republic and as long as he lived he served his nation with honor and pride. His word was spread across all of Fantasia.

Viceroy Cunnus Alienus

Lived in Era 12 and got 1 heir(s) (Cunnus Pubis).
Morgulf Cunnus Urinor liked the pleasures of intercourse very much but he never seemed to be able to produce an heir. Why this was he never knew. But as a historians and modern people we all know the truth. He could not produce an heir because he was half man and half dwarf.

He had a very hard time accepting his inabilities but soon came to his sences and adopted a son. The little boys name when he came to the house of Cunnus simply Ramir. As he was not originally from the house of Cunnus he was given the cognomen Alienus.

Ramirs father soon died at a young age. It makes one weak to be half a race. At first nobody understood what happend to him. He just fell down to the ground and started caughing. But when he started to puke out gallons of blood everyone understood. He had recived the punishment from the gods for being a halfbreed. His court tried to cover up why he died but the story leaked out and Ramir was forced to move from his fathers land, disgraced and humiliated.

With a handful of loyal followers to the house of Cunnus he built a city in his fathers honor, Urinoar. It was not like a regular dwarven city, this city was beutiful. Many huge parks and boulevards. The city flurished for many hundreds of years before a new city was built, Cunneria. Cunneria became the home of the Cunnus family for many generations to come, and Urinoar decayed more and more until it was finally razed by a rivaling dwaren army. The ruins are still there and they are a symbol of glory, power and a sons love to his father.

Viceroy Cunnus Pubis

Lived in Era 13, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of The Republic
2 Zeteca; It has been confirmed. Narrse has been letting the enemy through their gates. They have betrayed us and now it is only a matter of time before the world as we know it will come to an end.

13 Zeteca; We have lost all contact with Fredrikton to the south. Both Narrsian and Legacy armies have killed our messengers. We pray for our comrades to the south.

27 Zeteca; The scattered remains of our great army "Republican Diplomat" has begun to slowly return to Gretchen. By the looks of it we have lost the last hope of retalliation.

31 Zeteca; Both my sons has been confirmed to be one of the over 100.000 casualties.

45 Zeteca; Most Republican cities has fallen. Nova Amplus to the north is constantly under siege. And army from Sir Leo is heading towards Gretchen. Preparing final defences.

47 Zeteca; Leo is sieging the city. Evacuating into the cave maze.

49 Zeteca; The main city has fallen. The castle and mines is still holding up.

50 Zeteca; We have lost the last window out into the fresh air. Investigating a possible end to mine maze. Sent several expeditions out. None has returned.

2 Fanacta; It seems as the armies of sir Leo is scared to enter the maze. We can hold out for a long time here it seems.

15 Fanacta; Last piece of bread eaten.

19 Fanacta; Some dwarves have resorted to cannibalism. Some have made futile attacks outwards. I have decided to take my life and by that end my lineage. My whishes are that all of that i and my deceased family owns shall be given to the Republic. If the Republic has ceased to exist it should be given to the Cleon family. If the Cleon family has ceased to exist like the Cunnus family all assets should be donated to the Holy Church of Love.

La Repubblica Sormontera!

*`Cunnus Pubis´*

*` A great man lies here, with beard and all ´*
*` Killed wives and dog, live with the eagles ´*
*` In tomb never forget, lies and treachery ´*
*` Marg this wrote, great was his joy flute ´*