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Dear Mr Mercenary
20:07:40 Jul 25th 09 - Mr. Billious:

Dear Mr.Mercenary,

we hope you enjoyed your recent unexpected stay in our KoA resorts, please find our invoice enclosed.

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Number: BOOM 0001                       Dated this Day, the Twenty Fourth of Julius

To Services Provided:

Fmage Luxury Magical Experience ~ 4 Night(s) -10M slaves

Peckforton Hotel ~ 1 Night(s) - 280M Gold

Day Ticket to Dark Elves Theme Park - 120M Gold

Visit to Lordaeron Trollish Fear Factory  - 75M Gold

Rebuilding Costs - 450M Gold

Troop Family Compensation - 275M Gold

Burial Pits (Digging of) - 150M Food

Firelighters (For Pyres) - 190M Trees

Tombstones - 250M Stone

1 Star Budget Wake - 80M Gold

Last Rites Services - 170M Gold

Access to Disney World was denied on the grounds of unsuitable attire.

Please note that an Azzhattery Quotient of 15% will be applied.

Myself or KoA associates will be along to collect payment, some time during the next 985 days.

Thank you for your business

Blood from a Stone / Pound of Flesh Enterprises, another Palp Multi Inc. Company.

20:13:43 Jul 25th 09 - Sir Pubeguin The Hairy Cheezburger:

filthy mercerys gf screwd him

20:20:23 Jul 25th 09 - Mr. Brainiac:

That's quite expensive but tbh your shitty resorts are not worth that much, thus why we wrecked some of them : P

20:35:37 Jul 25th 09 - Ms. Nightmare:

We forgot to charge for the snow white outfit that disguise just did not work when trying to sneak into disney world ;-)

20:48:33 Jul 25th 09 - Mr. Brainiac:

yup.. makes complete sense now...

07:49:52 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Mercenary:

yep, was fun, expect me coming soon to have even more fun ;d

one fun attack:

Gang with x804 soldiers awaiting your orders, Mr. Mercenary...

Peckforton Cast is defended by 5 soldiers who seem to be armed with magic weapons and mithril armor. The city is also defended by 24518 peasants.

Peckforton Cast has 2 walls, which provide 0% extra defence.

Our strategists say that we currently have around 92% chance of success for any attack.

We have prepared 1 days for this attack. It will take another 8 days before our soldiers are fully prepared.


I'm terribly sorry Mr. Mercenary. But we have lost the battle.

We killed a total of 4 enemy troops.

Troops Alive Dead Injured
Gang (your army)
Hobgoblins xx57 92 8
Rockthrowers xx40 x86 16
Warlords 0 0 0
Mages 377 26 2
Berserkers 0 0 0

11:38:24 Jul 26th 09 - Duke Slade:


16:15:34 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Kongdust:

btw thanks again Mercenary for the bar of soap from the Peckforton hotel :)

16:59:44 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Alfred Nobel:

Damn mr Mercenary! I didnt approve that kind of expenditure for your business trip! You where supposed to only sleep at 3 star hotels and travel in 2nd class...
Those bills will be taken off your paycheck....

17:58:50 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Jalal:

welll, i guess these guys thought us to be pushovers seing tht we havent been playing the game for long.. but they might not know that war is in our blood

18:11:09 Jul 26th 09 - Ms. Nightmare:

PLANNING to visit to KoA, Mr Mercenary sent a letter to the Peckforton hotel as follows: "I would very much like to bring my seven dwarves with me to your hotel and wondered if you would be willing to allow him to stay with me in my room at night?"
The reply came back very quickly: "I've been operating this hotel for many years and in all of that time I have never had a dwarves steal towels, bed clothes, silverware or pictures off the wall. I've never had to evict a dwarf in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly and I've never had a dwaves leave without paying his bill. Your dwarf will be very welcome and, if he will vouch for you, you will be welcome also although under armed guard and hopefully you wont be wearing the snow white outfit again (It distracts the staff) leaving them incapable to do their work due to uncontrolable fits of giggles.."

21:59:17 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Brainiac:

But Jalal you guys are push overs. There are a couple of reasons why you guys are not in a life or death fight right now.

One - You're rather far from our core for a OOP, and so it takes us time to send more troops.

Two - You have almost double our active members, and with your ally Angels you have nearly triple our active members.


22:21:37 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Alterax:

come on brainiac you are clearly the brains of the operation

so using your criminal mastermind you devised a plan using "mini-me mercenary" to come into our core during protection and THEN couldnt exploit that.

You sir are not Dr Evil, just a naughty boy

(you shouldnt make excuses for not killing us when it was you who attacked us...that just makes you look impotent...and the girls just dont like that)


22:27:30 Jul 26th 09 - Mr. Alterax:

btw our cores are right next to each other, welcome to hostel zeta.

we will make it easier for you then and build some cities in your core.

then you will have no complaints about how long it takes to get to us.

00:28:25 Jul 27th 09 - Mr. Brainiac:

Umm, no our cores are not right next to each other for one there is a gap between them.

Two we did exploit it, but just not as much as we should/could have, as for excuses? I can't help it if you have more players and see just having more players just prolongs your demise....

Building some cities in our core? Well thanks for the offer but I don't need anymore cities I'm good right now.

01:47:38 Jul 27th 09 - Mr. Kongdust:

It's not Mr. Mercenary's fault, he got food poisoning from one of your restaurants!  

10:49:26 Jul 27th 09 - Mr. Mercenary:

Dont take all credit to yourself KoA, my girlfriend deserves at least half of it;) but i dont mind if she comes over again when i be on top of your cities ;)

12:53:26 Jul 27th 09 - Mr. Alterax:

sorry i am so calling you out on that mr mercenary.

you were sitting in the armoury if we took that when you werent paying attention your argument my hold water.

but you became MORE active not less running around wrecking cities. now if you said i did all that on my back with my gf, then all power to you! but dont claim you were defeated when your activity level rose.

you did good coming here, you caused us quite some grief but you were cornered in the end. had the rest of boom taken your same initiative at the start we would be waiting for latha to open lol.

13:30:55 Jul 27th 09 - Mr. Mercenary:

nah just when i come to disney world i had to skip few ticks
(i could have go for other cities when i saw troops inside), and then you cough me and as i remember you didnt freeze me? or if you freeze me then its your credit ;)

and let this thread to die, lets discus in zetamina tread :) (thou im honored to have my own thread :p )

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