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Gangsta Paradise-Armageddon
15:56:38 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Killer:

Gangsta Paradise is recruiting. So anyone in Arma who wants a good kd, send an app. (Though I seriously doubt anyone in Arma even reads these forums, and I could hardly blame them). We have the huge amounts of 2 whole players so far, and we need more, maybe... Accepting all(exc. cheats and multis).

16:41:33 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

maybe the fact that this era'll end in like 3 days doesn't help people to put time into the game, until the new eras here

17:02:32 Oct 7th 07 - Mr. Killer:

Hmm... yeah. I'll have to win with two players then. It's around 6 days though.

05:37:39 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Tupac Shakur:

killer, you aint no slaya, hell, you aint no playa. 

go chill wit lil cease, i throw him the keys

you gon' be on yo knees

beggin fo yo life

whole mafia click gonna be movin up another knotch

*beep* my glock, fifteen shots, shootin and pollutin your block

05:45:14 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim walks in wearing a pinstriped suit and smoking a cigar in his mouth.

"You may be a "gangsta" but you ain't no mobster!"

*Septim's soldatos knock out Tupac Shakur and makes him a set of cement shoes, they then drop him off a boat into Lake Tahoe.

"That is much better...good luck Killer, you're gonna need it, the mob has got your back, as long as you pay protection"

*Septim's soldatos start to crack their knuckles.

07:08:33 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Tupac Shakur:

yo septim, yous a cracker.  you dont know who da realists is.  how you gon *beep* wit da mob? we bad boy killaz.

07:25:31 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Well Tupac...this is how "Bad boy killaz" do things..."

*A bullet zooms down and blows out part of Tupac's head, Tupac falls to the ground lifeless and one of Septim's soldatos starts to clean up the mess.

"I win..."

*Septim's soldato rolls up Tupac in a rug and drops him into a river.

"That's about that protection money..."

*Septim's soldato continues to crack his knuckles...

20:04:41 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Killer:

Huh, I could have easily done that.

20:08:46 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Heroix:

But you didn't.

23:10:09 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Killer:

Hmmm... only one way out of this... *Takes out uzi. Shoots Septim and his soldato. Takes out rather large knife and butchers Septim and soldato into bits. Then throws pieces in a bag and throws them into the sea.

23:16:24 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Tupac Shakur:

yo i my fofo gon go bombin on your b1tch made a$$

00:17:25 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Dart:

I'm going to bust a nine in your cap.

10:03:42 Oct 9th 07 - Sir Zmonev:

Just throw a mini nuke so both of you die.. its much better for us all 8-)

15:11:02 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim walks back in with two caporegimes and many stitch marks around his body.


*Septim's capos strangle Killer with garote wire and burns his body in an incinerator. Septim then steals all of Killer's money.

"This should be enough..."

*Septim and his capos walk away.

19:51:34 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer wonders what that scratch on his neck was, and that little burn. Notices money is gone. Thinks back and remembers it was Septim that scratched him and gave him a little burn. Suspects him of stealing his money, even though he was sure no-one could be that stupid. Hunts Septim down, then sees he is bringing the money to a bank. Killer walks into the bank, and punches Septim's capos, which knocks one out, and kills the other one. Then Killer takes out a rather large knife and throws it to Septim. Septim catches it and struggles to hold it up. Killer kicks the knife onto Septim, but gets a little scratch on the foot. He then takes out a bazooka, asks everyone to leave the bank, and blows Septim to bits.*

19:56:56 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim jumps out the back window and escapes the bank as Killer blows it up. Septim then pulls out a Sniper Rifle, he aims it at Killer and hits him in the eye. He then runs up and kicks him in the shin. Afterwards he buries Killer in the Sahara Dessert.

20:52:53 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer wakes up. He realises he's buried somewhere. Gets himself out somehow... He realises that he's in a huge Sahara Dessert, a boiling hot dessert served with some sand in it. The top bit is very hot with figs and some other stuff, while it is very cold at the bottom, and it has camel meat and a bit of water. Eats a bit of it to replenish his energy. Then sets off with difficulty. Sees Septim not so far away, as he doesn't have the strength and agility of Killer. Killer manages to catch up with him, in about an hour. Septim realises he's being followed, and he takes out his sniper rifle and  starts to shoot at Killer. Killer kicks some sand up at him, and Septim covers his face. Killer quickly seizes the moment and grabs Septim and carries him across the dessert. He sticks his head down into the dessert, and leaves.

21:16:21 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim does a backflip and lands in front of Killer


*Septim stabs Killer in the face with a butter knife and flies away on a magical jet-ski

22:30:52 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer starts to get annoyed with Septim's antics. He looks at the butter-knife on the ground, and picks it up. Sees if there is any blood on his face, and there isn't. Quickly takes aim, and throws. The butterknife goes right through Septim with the force, and he swerves and falls. Killer leaves him there, and teleports away.

22:34:45 Oct 9th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim gets up and looks at the hole in his stomach.

"Just a flesh wound!"

*Septim disappears and reappears beside Killer.


*Septim gives Killer a wet willie and disappears.

23:15:23 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*suddenly appears next to Killer*

" at you!

*Gives Killer an wedgie*


23:27:27 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Duss Vallen:

Enternal warrior of Arma world declare war on yall =p

18:14:26 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontainius:

u guys r just *beep*ed

22:03:37 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Killer:

Hmm... war... Sure. You might be taking on more than you bargain for. Good luck. oh and *Killer takes out a sandwich and eats it. Then appears beside Verll, gives him a wedgie, at which he falls onto the ground and passes out with pain, then appears beside Septim and puts his fist through his skull.*

22:11:22 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

Verll rises up and appears next to killer and gives a wedgie so hard that it castrate him.

22:51:06 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim gets up and suddenly his head mends together.


*Septim shoves a spear into Killer's ear.


23:31:25 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer feels a little tug on his pants, so he turns around and pulls up Verll's pants so hard that he goes way up in the air, and falls to the ground. He then picks him up and hurls him at Septim, who tickled his ear with something or other, he thought it was a cotton ear thing. Then he goes over to both of them and hurls them far away into the sea. He then teleports to his home, which he puts spells on so people can't teleport them apart from him. He then sits down and watches television, but finds it so boring he throws it through the window, but he made the windows out a glass form of some strong material, which he forgets what it is. He opens the window and hurls it through it, and it hits Duss Vallen and smashes him through the ground. He then teleports his house away.

23:38:04 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*appears next to killer( I don't teleport, I simply .....appear) and sets him on fire, he then disappears*

23:55:23 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Appears beside Verll, who, unfortunately for Verll, attempted to put Killer on fire, but Killer only got his clothes burnt, which were cheap, but he didn't appreciate someone trying to set him on fire.(He put some other clothes on first, even though they seem to be causing other people a lot of damage...) He picks Verll up and brings him to SCHOOL! This was the worst possible punishment Killer could think of. He made sure that he had good spells that prevented Verll from appearing anywhere. It was also a bording school, and no-one was ever allowed out, apart from a person who got the food and stuff.*

00:18:24 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:


"Septim..SAVE ME!!!!!"

04:14:20 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might appears in front of the bording school and uses a magical eraser to erase that part out.

WOW did I just do that?*

04:27:08 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Akeela:

*Then the mighty akeela kicks the front doors in using his magical boots and takes verll's passed out body and flys away leaving a nasty surprise in the school room*

22:19:37 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Wakes on Akeela shoulder, in the air*


*Then passes out again*

23:07:25 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer teleports beside them. Picks up the three of them and brings them back into the school. Puts new spells on it so no other spells can't be cast on it, or inside it, or near it. Also makes all the doors,walls, and windows undamageable.* And on a note on the kingdom, Mafia is now the leader.

23:08:10 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

How can he appears next to us when we are flying?

23:09:26 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Killer:

*Hmmm... He teleported, and then flew you back to school.*

23:10:45 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

YOU can't teleport to us when we are flying!!!!!!!!!

You gotta wait too we have landed....DUH


23:33:42 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Killer:

I just did, and I don't see why not, I teleported, flew beside you, grabbed you, and brought you back.

00:14:16 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

You can't just do that!!!!

12:20:38 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Killer:

I just did :P

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