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Note to Carnage
01:33:46 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

now yall know (well the important ones) that i have been very nice to your KD over the eras, and have helped you out as you have helped me out. i still have my friends among your KD as i always have, and have not proceeded to talk trash on you except in good natured fun as i do with everyone.
however, your little Thunder nub is annoying me with  his little"i'm better that you" pms that he sends me.
can you please get him under control,  as a favor to me?
I really don't want to hold this against your KD as a whole but he gives you guys a bad wrap.
and as you can see, he made me speak seriously in the threads.... i hate that

02:16:57 Mar 20th 08 - Duke of Dark Blood:

Yes and tell him to stop flirting with and harrasing our Queen, that should be reserved for certain people, not *beep*ic nubs like Thunder. He is also seemingly a petifile... keep him away from me :S

02:21:02 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Slightlyhornieroldbastard:

Thunder! You said you loved me! You beast! All you wanted was my stone wasnt it! *sniff* And even with a... woman!? What the fck is that all about!? I'm hurt :-/

02:28:45 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Wow I feel so loved... so much to say and so little time or was that brains??? I always mix those 2 up...

@Sheyers...Well in all fairness, everyone's better than you...hell you're major award and claim to fame was finishing 3'rd in a trivia contest...of course you were the only one in the contest, but hey...3'rd is still good...Congrats bro...truly, you are my hero...Seriously...

@The Dukster... I will never stop flirting/harrassing your's what I do... Now go play with your coloring book and stop eating your crayons...your pooping embarrassing rainbows...Seriously... people are starting to talk... worries'll always be the Jelly in my P&J :-D

02:30:26 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Vladimir Koslovenko:

@thunder...what if the queen is like 300 pound fatass lezbo :O

shes all urs mate

02:32:28 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

And what if my grandmother had wheels??? Why then she'd be a wagon...

02:34:36 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Vladimir Koslovenko:

id put my bollocks in er' face.

02:39:29 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy a new but because mine has a crack in it...

Let me guess you learned your comedy routine from Sheyers right? Isn't he just the best???

02:40:12 Mar 20th 08 - Duke of Dark Blood:

Thunder you are making yourself look stupider by the second. And just because I am younger then you, who is probably a fat little teacher who is balding, does not meen I am an infant. And you're love for the queen is and always will be unrequited love, she feels the same way about you as we all do. Well, maybe not the same as Raist, but he's been running off to weird countries for booze lately and well, he just hasnt been the same.

So shut up and go ogle your students in your phys-ed class and leave us alone.

02:40:44 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

WTF? Thunder, what are you talking about?trivia?  are you on crack? or just no respect for anyone other than yourself? I guess i see how Carnage behaves. 

02:43:41 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

See there he goes again... he is just the greatest  I feel like Sally and he is Linus...Isn't he just the cutest thing???

I mean really to spout off as he does without knowing anything at all...marvelous... brilliant really...where others look like complete dingbats...Sheyers actually pulls it off...A true 10 if I ever saw one...

02:54:17 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Hey Q seems the Dukster has a little crush...careful he may send a little card with the age old...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are You

If he does you can answer back with...

But the Roses are Wilted
The Violets are Dead
The Sugar Bowls Empty
And so is your Head

Wow...even I didn't realize I was a poet...amazing...truly amazing

02:56:49 Mar 20th 08 - Duke of Dark Blood:

Thunder, really, please stop making yourself look as foolish as you are now. You are pathetic, is this your first era? How could Carnage keep you in their Kingdom? You are scum, and do not deserve to have the right to post in these forums, or even speak your toungue. So I am going to bed, I hope later on you realize the time you are wasting here as an adult with priorities, unless VU is your priority. So *beep* off and give Carnage a break from your *beep*ic posts and retarted ramblings. Good night.

02:58:54 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Nighty night Dukster... Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite... Dream of good things Like Elmo feeding Dorothy... It will keep you safe and all warm and tingly inside

03:06:05 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

hey thunder thighs,  what don't i know? enlighten me,  pls oh master! your so proud and wonderful, the knowledge of the ancients resides in you!
and where in my above post did i say how  'great' i am?  I simply said that you act worse than these 13 yr old boys that play this game.
YOUR the one that keeps calling me out. like i ever did anything to you. or is this part of your tactics?
truely this is all uncalled for.
i ask you to stop harasing me in PMs and you act like you get off on it. is that it? to you jerk off while making harassing comments?
funny, i bet your one of those over weight pansies that got picked on in HS.  cuz i'm quite certain you'd never have the balls to even speak a word to me in RL, so you come here, to where we are to poke fun and brag to pep in an attempt to over come you insecurities and small  manhood.
It is quite apparent that you have ZERO respect for any players in this game, even those of your OWN KD.
Nice, real nice.
suggestion: zeta, bring back Death.

03:14:10 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Isn't he just the cutest kid you ever heard??/ I mean seriously he makes me want to actually go and watch the Creature form the Black Laggon...hey wait a minute...Laggon... Don't you mean no wonder your so shy...

Don't be so embarrassed I won't tell anyone...honest <snicker>

Suggestion: Zeta, Bring Shy Guy a Dictionary

03:17:00 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

Dude, how old are you? Seriously, 8? 9? I've heard about you just by reading this thread and you're really annoying.

03:18:26 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

How old???  Why this many....whoops my bad... you cant's see my hand from there...

Go haunt a house wraith...Casper's calling

03:21:46 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

I rest my case, entirely.

03:24:25 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis:

Mr. Thunder


3/20/2008 1:39:29 AM
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy a new but because mine has a crack in it...


LOL!!!!!!! wow, i could not stop chuckling! I actually held my breath and i kinda had a inhaled snort! wow that was weird! But that was hilarious!

03:30:52 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis:

Mr. Thunder, you are witty, but very annoying. Please come with me to eat ice cream at the sand temple. My last resident died a sudden and horrible death, from gluttony...

03:32:40 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

....hmmmm again, you don't know me....i misspelled on purpose, i have a spell checker. *beep*.  hence again why you are a nub.check my old names if you don't believe me, like king of evil in gve  'Lord Shyers The Malviolent"
so you can tell the world, cuz its no secret   that your a dumb ass that speaks before he knows the facts.... and the word shy has nothing to do with my name aside from the first three letters. shyers is a RL nickname  that means ... well... none of your business,  in fact,  ThunderSchmuck, anything that goes on with my name on is should be any of your business.  I have tried to politly tell you to shut up, but you can't seem to keep you fat greasy fingers off the keyboard. even when pep that have no association with me tell you too.
you don't respect anyone that has anything to do with this game and for that, you are a mark of disgust for any KD that would allow you in.

03:35:23 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis:

You should come to Shyers... But i will limit your ice cream serving.

03:39:54 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

and btw...alot of players english is not their first lang, so their spelling is often...slightly off, glad you'd be  the one to give a person and hand up insteada a kick down.

03:46:01 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Vladimir Koslovenko:

bloody hell u annoy the SH1T out of me thunder. y don't u come on down to Northampton so i can pop a frozen paintball right in ur face batty boy. the closest thing u ever seen to a vag is prob a girlie mag n e way u dipso

03:56:06 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

lol, i perfer orange sherbet....unless you hand made it, with your secret ingredients, yum....

lol, frozen paintballs rofl ....and you made me say balls, lol...

thanks guys...i needed that :)

04:03:45 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis:

If you come to this thread, i am sure that the nice gentleman there can serve you the best ice cream.

(hint, Paracelzus is me)

06:44:58 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Digger:

Mr. Vladimir Koslovenko


3/20/2008 11:46:01 AMbloody hell u annoy the SH1T out of me thunder. y don't u come on down to Northampton so i can pop a frozen paintball right in ur face batty boy. the closest thing u ever seen to a vag is prob a girlie mag n e way u dipso

Says the guy from Northampton who spends his weekends paint balling.

06:56:47 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Just so you don't think I ran out of words, I have been asked to take a step back, so I will...

I will miss the fun, I had so much, more love to share...

But I will limit my harassment to those who come looking for it via PMS from this point forward.

I figure any Harassing, silly, or darn right 3rd grade PMS I receive after this time dated post are fair game now that you have been notified and duly warned.

Hence a message after this post is your invitation to annoy and harass...

<Kicks back in the shade and awaits any incoming pms... but hey its all good, apparently somebody sent ice cream...> 

08:41:29 Mar 20th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

the people that you piss off are very respected members of VU, whereas you, I've never even heard of you.


09:36:09 Mar 20th 08 - The Architect:

@ Shyers,
I've not seen or heard any remarks from you that would indicate that you are a mean or nasty person, and I appreciate that along with the rest of Carnage, however I must say that I do not appreciate the fact that you could not talk to one of us before you went and brought this dispute before public eyes.  This was not needed, and as such I am having a hard time feeling compelled to fix the situation...

11:47:47 Mar 20th 08 - Lady Quietone:

Architect, grow up, get your adult members to grow up as well

Everyone in DB has pages and pages of these same types of messages from Thunder we could all post them now that would be fun


However you are hardly ever compelled to fix any situation and your idea of fix is pretty lame as well so how about dont bother? lol

11:59:50 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Arch, don't defend me... GO look in forum where I show you that Sheyers not only initiated it here, but in PMs as well...

Wow did this thread just get serious???

One serious note then I am off to work boys & girls...

This is a fun game, a lot like a virtual Risk... Trash talking is a lot of fun, same as when you play Risk with friends and family...

It has nothing to do with is all in fun...If you do not get that, then you really need to walk away from the computer every now and then...Seriously, this is a game, nothing more...Your biggest trouble encountered here does not even rate on a chart of real problems in the real world...

But hey I don't care what any one here thinks Let Sheyers  whine, Let Q say she has lists  of  silly talk, (and she truly does) it doesn't matter much... It is all in fun.

This is way to serious now, I am getting coffee and heading out...but go see our Forum Archi... no need to respond back will only encourage more absurdity...

12:18:27 Mar 20th 08 - Lady Quietone:

Thunder, I think you should really consider the fact that you're not as funny as you think you are :)

What might be considered entertaining to you can be insulting to some as proven by the reaction that you get on many occassions..... everyone has a funny bone, yours is just a bit broken :P

13:38:44 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Reznor:

Hey wait a minute!!  My grandmother used to tell me that about my funny bone,have you been talking to her?!? Stay away from the molasses cookies thou=P

14:22:14 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Slightlyhornieroldbastard:

*chants silently*


16:17:56 Mar 20th 08 - Swedish Chef Brashen:

Well he just proved how advanced he is by mentioning RISK.

Common if your going to play a strategy game play one that get effected by strategy and not just dumb luck with the dices.

There are so many good strategy games out there but they can be tricky if the IQ is not high enough so then Risk is a good option for kids and less developed people.
But I must say I enjoyed playing risk until I was like 12-13 because before most good games came with English rules and since we only start to study English here when we are 10-11years old it took me that long even to start to understand the rules.

@Thunder btw your a teacher and seems to feel the need to kick down on people who don´t spell that good, do you by any chance speak any more languages?.
Personally i am impressed how a lot of people which like me don't have English as a first language improved their spelling skills throughout the eras.
Because I can tell you early on the spelling in these forums were much worse and there are a huge bunch that been around almost forever in this game.

16:40:30 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

oh...thunder posted in their KD's forum that i started it? funny, i'd post the pm's here but they hold private information between me and your KDs players.but their are people in Carnage that have seen them. And your taunts were only met by me calling you a nub and i stated that, as you are a newer player than me. yet your taunts turned into a pm battle as you were unhappy that i didnt want to play your game and continued to 'politly' ask you to leave me alone.

@arch- i did contact via pm players in your KD, but this forum is open and a chance to right this publicly and show everyone that you take care of your people, it is a an opportunity, not a public lashing of your KD! Since I am not the only one this happened too. Please dont sit there and threaten me with your 'you don't feel compelled"  bs. uncalled for insults are uncalled for insults and i do not feel i need to go out of my way to msg every carnage player to notify them that they have a sub-standard player in their ranks. YOU should have stopped this situation BEFORE it began, so... do i need to continue  this? cuz really your not helping me regain any lost respect for your KD, and i have always thought nicely of your KD, ask Q, I always suggest your KD first as friendlies.

17:20:31 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Soccerrogue:

i love risk! don't mess with that game! nothing beats world domination! :)

17:24:42 Mar 20th 08 - Swedish Chef Brashen:

Well soccer thats just because you have not played any of the tons of better strategy games out there.

17:30:58 Mar 20th 08 - Duke of Dark Blood:


17:35:58 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Vexsloth:

dumb luck with dice? as opposed to dumb luck with %'s in VU? lol

17:46:18 Mar 20th 08 - Duke of Dark Blood:

lol :P

18:03:07 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Slightlyhornieroldbastard:

*chants silently*

"Risk... Risk... Risk... Risk..."

20:02:31 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Thunder:

Wow lots to say again...

@Q ...yes my funny bone is broken twisted, glued back together and broken again...I freely confirm this... :-D

@Reznor...I take the night watch we'll keep Q away from those cookies!!!

@Horny...Lynch, Lynch Lynch...Risk Risk Risk... I agree with all points here...

@Brashen...You cannot pretend to be to mature for Risk in 1 breath, and play VU in the next...and they call me silly...Video games are way more mature...

Also there are great strategy based war games like Axis & finding others to play them with you is the trouble... Risk is better, quicker, gets you together and you can put it away for bigger and better things...

@Soccer...Risk does Rule!!!

@Vexsloth... Amen brother

And last but not least Sheyers and all concerned... you read the PMs and you decide who started the insulting conversations...

It all began when he (or someone in his city) smacked the Nice hooters merge walking by it. That sent me way ahead where I was walking any way... I sent a FRIENDLY thankyou note, and kept it friendly UNTIL he started the name calling...


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You (3/19/2008 6:01:27 PM)
Thanks for the lift... :)

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 7:50:34 PM) GOOD BAD
not in control so your thanking the wrong person :)

You (3/19/2008 7:51:25 PM)
that is ok...whoever hit me saved 100 hours...I hate merge walking...yuk

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 7:52:40 PM) GOOD BAD
100 ticks for a few troops, sounds good to me

You (3/19/2008 7:54:22 PM)
lol a bit exaggerated...but you catch my drift

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 7:55:29 PM) GOOD BAD
yes, i already caught the drift that you were a nub

You (3/19/2008 8:01:02 PM)
Seriously is that they best you have, when someone gets the better of you call them a If I were a NUB I wouldn't be such a headache...

Or even better I am a nub causing you headaches makes you what???A monopoly player??? Well in both games you are losing your property. :P

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 8:15:44 PM) GOOD BAD
....your a nub cuz you don't know a whole bunch, yet believe you do, and you were never a headache to me, you just got a huge whored out kd and help from another whored out kd and you think your tuff cuz your beating on a war ravaged DB and then talking trash to me, whom never spoke to you before and you don't know, but you think that you are better than me, but, your very mistaken, this era was only the era of Raist cuz it was not the era of shyers, i burnt my troops defending Carnage last era from PHI and took the dive so Raist could take the win, check the scores last era, and my final score was my lowest, for that era. ask Yarlin if you don't believe me. we did our little town swapping and such, even against Q's wishes, so learn to bite your tougue and take your name like a man, not like a ....nub. it's not like i said you were an ass or a prick, your response shows your talents.

if we had the chance to do what you did all era, we would be done with you by now not having as many armies as you do in our area and then just piddling around.
and please remember, you were trying to be offencive to me and yet again continued, so now this all said i would ask you to leave me alone, unless you have something constructive to say since i don't like to talk trash and flame....but then, you don't know me, since your new, and wouldnt know that about again, bite your tounge

You (3/19/2008 9:21:40 PM)
Yawwwwwwwn...hunh? Wha? What happened??? Oh sorry I fell are you the best...I think I'll print that out and keep it on my nightstand for nights that I cannot fall asleep... You should market those words, you'd make millions....

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 9:34:33 PM) GOOD BAD
I never said i was the best....but i did say, please stop PMing me wo something worthwhile to say...

You (3/19/2008 9:37:41 PM)
Silly girl I said you were the best, you are my sleeping hero, with you around I'll never suffer from insomnia again...YaaaayyYYYYY

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 9:50:17 PM) GOOD BAD
Girl? what is with you? are you stupid? what is the deal?we have been friendly with carnage for every era before this one and now YOU alone want to mess that up for your entire KD, by speaking up to a guy whom has never said one bad word against you or your KD or even spoke to you?! You think hold the words for everyone? do you think this is good for your relation to other kDs?
So i will tell you one more time. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, please

You (3/19/2008 9:56:00 PM)
oops my bad...with all that whining I just assumed you were female... Rips up love note (well there goes that plan)

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 10:08:00 PM) GOOD BAD
....asking you politely to leave me alone is called whining? funny i thought is was being considerate to someone who is so inconsiderate

You (3/19/2008 10:10:04 PM)
1. you started writing insults to me not vice versa...

2. You made your bed now lay in it...

3. It's past your bedtime...lights out...and no comic books young man

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 10:14:00 PM) GOOD BAD taunted me, hence this whole PM thread....calling someone a new player was not an insult when the shoe fit. and i buy the damn comic books and pay the electric bill here so i'll stay up and read them all night, but i do have a date at some point tonight so i'm sure you can get your last word in at some point.

You (3/19/2008 10:15:41 PM)
Naahhh you can have it...Wife is calling so I am off to bed myself... I'll pick on you more tomorrow if your foolish enough to continue...Night Night!!!!

Hugs and Kisses and all that
Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 10:20:19 PM) GOOD BAD
have fun with the heifer!
You (3/20/2008 1:42:05 AM)
That's no way to talk about your mom

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In the midst of this exchange HE STARTED this "Message To Carnage" thread in the public forum, where he again became insulting... And he whines??? I found this pretty lame... Whatever crap he says, read the truth above for yourselves...

The truth is always the best weapon...

21:56:15 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

....truth? yeah? so?friendly? looks like an uncalled for taunt. then i called you a nub, as stated long above, since you are and the shoe fits, and then you got pist about it and started talking about how much better you are then me....

now arch, whom is posting stuff in public that shouldn't be?

now, as i'm sure your all wondering what i meant by taking a "dive", well, i didn't take a "dive' per say, but i was tired of talking to this bozo and wanted to explain stuff quickly, sure i coulda kept my troops in and whored all era and gave raist a run for his money, but i didn't, and neither did Raist keep his troops in, but my focus was not on the #1 spot, had it been i would have acted different. it was never even in my intention to get into the top 10 or 20.  Thus if i'd have whored all era then it would have been easy for me to pass raist whom was fighting and losing troops.
Now, some of you might want to know about townswapping, well, it was never true 'town swapping', it was me using my dwaven bonus for Carnage, now, you see how they repay me.

22:28:20 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

btw thx all for the support :)

22:38:27 Mar 20th 08 - The Architect:

Haha, wow, how is what he said a taunt at all Shyers?

You (3/19/2008 7:51:25 PM)
that is ok...whoever hit me saved 100 hours...I hate merge walking...yuk

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 7:52:40 PM) GOOD BAD
100 ticks for a few troops, sounds good to me

You (3/19/2008 7:54:22 PM)
lol a bit exaggerated...but you catch my drift

Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon [DB] (3/19/2008 7:55:29 PM) GOOD BAD
yes, i already caught the drift that you were a nub


How is that anything even remotely close to something bad pointed in your direction?  He's saying thanks because someone hit him and pushed him ahead a bunch of ticks, then he stated he was exaggerating.  How is that a taunt?  How is that in any way a Taunt?  Explain this to me, because right now you started it all by calling him a nub.

22:45:00 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Duke Corrilin:

hehehehe....i like chocolaaaate

22:49:08 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Shyers From The Black Laggon:

..........didn't know being new to the game and all was all that bad. usually new pep that speak as though they are masters are  spoken of much worse that what id did.......and msging someone outta the blue whom nvr spoke to you to gloat on how he is now ahead of you constitutes a taunt in my book....
funny, i think your grasping for straws, i guess this was all a waste. i thought maybe Carnage might show that they are respectable players and that this was a one man thing, but it seems to run more so deeply. Sorry for underestimating you.
I admitt that i should have been the bigger man and let it all slide, but i have been frustrated l8ly in rl and just couldn't handle a less experianced player speaking up to me as thou i was some 3rd rate player, atm.
and if you read the top of the thread in his PMs he did exactly as i stated. acted better than me from the get go and wanted me to KNOW how tuff he is.

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