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12:45:07 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Donut:

No Embassy for us, because if we want to negotiate with anyone we'll come to yours, so a simple noticeboard of our position will suffice.

May it please the World of Fantasia, the Council of PKS has sat, then stood, walked around a little, and sat again.  We have decided that the chairs in our sitting room really need to be more comfortable.

Word has reached us that Illuminati Empire are likely to come under attack from a number of Kingdoms.  Some are our friends, some our enemies, but all would be settling lands that PKS like the look of.  In order to stop this unfairness happening we have decided (apart from the chair thing) that PKS are now at WAR with Illuminati Empire.  We're really sorry to anyone who's inconvenienced by this decision but by making it we hope to maintain peace by (a) stopping our enemies settling near to us and (b) stopping our friends from gaining lands and production that they might use later for war-like actions.  This decision is, therefore, essential in order to maintain world peace, as is our mission.

***this notice has been passed by the George W Bush Bureau of Diplomatic Logic***

13:03:41 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Smuff:

well the maybe if George W Bush had a more confortable chair the wouldnt be such a twat face lol

21:08:42 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Arzun:

We are not going down without a fight, my army has already killed one of PKS Batalion and soon more will follow.

21:18:07 Mar 3rd 07 - Duke Sobek:

It's so sad to see everybody fighting Illuminate :-(

I think they deserve a chance ;)

21:24:27 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Donut:

We are also very sad to have to do it, Duke S.  But we must preserve peace, as is our calling, and attacking them is the only viable way.

21:26:04 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Arzun:

We got everyone all over us : (

If IE pulls out of this then it's gonna take a miracle.

Well not that I am trying to convince you to stop atacking us, but if you would have built a wall where you came in, you could have prevented this entire invasion, but War on Peacekeepers :D

(Edited by Sir Arzun 3/3/2007 9:28:21 PM)

21:27:01 Mar 3rd 07 - Duke Sobek:

I'm not saying what you guys should do ;) I'm just expressing my mind about it. If you guys are fighting for peace ... perhaps napping them and defending them against all evil would help ? (once again ... Just telling what I'm thinking)

21:42:08 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Donut:

But we had to find their WMD and neutralise them in the interests of World Peace Duke S.  And building a wall wouldn't have stopped their biological weaponry blowing across it.

The GWB manual was quite clear - we can only achieve peace by force, there is no other way :(

21:43:45 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

Bah every1 knows that the peacekeepers know no peace.They are all flesh-eating warmongering demons :D

21:56:58 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

News to us. We know them as honourable and utterly trustworthy friends.

22:08:21 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Sighearte:

Wow we talking about the same people  Vespasianus?
If we had weapons of  mass destruction wouldn't we have already used it on Carnage?

(Edited by Mr. Sighearte 3/3/2007 10:09:17 PM)

22:11:29 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

Yep. I've played since Era 11 and have had no problem with PKS in that time. The Lady Spooky can confirm when she gets back.

22:15:03 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Donut:

Thank you Vespas. 

As for the WMD, we had reliable intel that you not only have them but would be able to use them against us within 45 minutes.  We're confident that we'll find proof very soon

22:17:19 Mar 3rd 07 - Lord Osiris:

PKS are like scotland :P annoying and never go away

22:20:16 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Sighearte:

VUbot, What is Peacekeeper?

They hoarde weapons of mass destruction and then use them on other KDs. To cover up there invasions they say the other KDs have WMDs

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(Edited by Mr. Sighearte 3/3/2007 10:21:38 PM)

22:43:47 Mar 3rd 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

I note the VUBot still can't spell.

'Hoard' dude.

22:49:16 Mar 3rd 07 - Duke Sobek:

Yeah I now you are doing it to grow yourselves bigger ... but however it's to bad its in cost of the smaller ones : )

23:13:03 Mar 3rd 07 - Sir Arzun:

Oh well, I just killed an army with more troups then me and I had 100% chance :D

That's around 1500 I killed so far! WOO! lol

00:54:57 Mar 4th 07 - Ms. Ginger Spice:

do u make towns u took rainbows too? ;)

01:20:30 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Rainbows are pretty.  Pretty makes people happy.  Happy people are peaceful.  So Rainbows keep peace.

Would have thought a Spice Girl would have known all about "pretty".  Then again, you are the ginger one I guess........

01:21:49 Mar 4th 07 - Lord Osiris:

rainbows make people very angry :)

01:29:06 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Rainbows also make you very hard to kill off Osi - no such thing as a critical town to lose that way ;)

01:29:38 Mar 4th 07 - Lord Osiris:

because no one wants to kill you because all your towns are useless and your no threat

01:38:56 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Well, that's good then - one less reason for war, more peace spread by the Peacekeepers :)

Next question?

01:41:12 Mar 4th 07 - Lord Osiris:

why cant you spell doughnut right?

01:42:15 Mar 4th 07 - Sir Brain:

NEVER! P.E.R.C. will come in and eradicate the filth that are rainbows!

01:56:27 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Because, despite rumours, I'm really not a jam-filled yeast product, which a doughnut would be. 

I'm more like the sort of light choux pastry delicacy which, when savoured with a really good coffee,  leaves you feeling  relaxed, satisfied, and at peace with the world.

Yet more World Harmony courtesy of PKS

Have a nice day :)

02:03:32 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

P.E.R.C is going down!! Rainbows FTW!!

11:52:37 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

God PKS are building 100% rainbow cities again?! :(

12:22:03 Mar 4th 07 - Mr. Temujin:

Illuminati Empire is an honorable kingdom with some great players.. A pity it settled right smack in the centre of Fantasia.. Most kingdoms who do that seldom survive..

14:38:19 Mar 5th 07 - Mr. Kimma:

i don't have a single rainbow city, am i an exeption?

16:46:24 Mar 5th 07 - Sir Mac:

No rainbows from me. I have been rainbow free all era.

*Goes on ranting on how P.E.R.C. helped him*

Sorry Arzun, killed your army then took out Toxic's mine with walls.

18:14:48 Mar 5th 07 - Prince Highwayman:

All War ends in Peace.  All Peace ends in War.  Therefore it is entirely logical for Peacekeepers to declare War.

Rainbow Cities are definitely the way forward.  Just perhaps not in Auckland if there are any French Secret Service types around...

18:35:25 Mar 5th 07 - Sir Brain:

Welcome to the players club Mac! I'm glad P.E.R.C. gave you the helping hand, so let's see how well we'll fight this go around, eh?

22:53:57 Mar 5th 07 - Sir Arzun:

Damn you Mac :P

And PKS luck with magic lol, I just cast EiTS 10 times with 99% chance and failed 9 out of 10 lol

This war isn't going good, but I am killing alot of Carnage, but not alot of PKS.

14:22:44 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Donut:

*** walks up to the Noticeboard and pins up a new piece of paper ***

IE fought well and have relocated with honour.  We wish them well and offer them peace if they want it.

Carnage, on the other hand, are not nice people.  They're showing worrying expansionist tendencies and our intel tells us that they've been stockpiling marshmallows with which they intend to smother the world.

We are therefore, in the interests of peace, forced to take military action against them.  


14:27:23 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

Oh my god!! I've heard some members of carnage have been oppressing their citizens and usingn them for slave labour! You must stop them!

15:12:44 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Smuff Lord of Nothing:

yes yes, the are gang pressed in to marshmallow production!!!

the audacity......

15:13:20 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Our sources have also reported that they're making their women wear clothes.  We have to act, and expect all right-thinking (ie: ones that agree with our ways) nations of the world to support us.  Those that don't will be guilty of supporting and sponsoring Carnage's inhuman activities!

*** this has been an election broadcast in support of my bid for the American Senate ***

(Edited by Mr. Donut 3/7/2007 3:16:25 PM)

19:09:00 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Jadbalja:

Oh no the ultimate slap in the face. Temujin took my city M One and ripped the rainbow out. He converted it into an armory  by destroying 800 farms and  3200 mines. This can not go unpunished.

20:33:25 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Mr Jad, nice though vengeance would be, we have an invite to talk.  Let us toast some marshmallows and parlay.

21:13:22 Mar 7th 07 - Sir Brain:

I would like to take this moment to congratulate Temujin for being so bold as to spread the message of P.E.R.C. to the heathen lands of Jadbalja. Even if the city were to fall back into the control of the heathens, it is my prayer that once they experience the joys of how a specialty city can outproduce one of their rainbows.

21:21:26 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Sir Brain, we know they can out-produce, but you'll never find us with starving workers, or too little gold to support our towns, or having to pay inflated market prices for the necessities of life no matter which of our Rainbows are lost ;)

22:18:22 Mar 7th 07 - Sir Brain:

Ah, poor, deluded, misguided Donut. Leader of the Coaltion of the Rainbow Users Dynasty. Allow me to illustrate for you the finer points of the P.E.R.C. lifestyle.

We, at PERC, have so much money that we really don't care about the costs of food, even though we make plenty of it ourselves. In fact, if you were to compare the groups it'd look something like this.

(For the Duration of the rest of the post, please think of Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' for PERC members, and for CRUD members Weird Al's 'Dare to be Stupid')





Quality of Women:






You see, the enlightened followers of PERC only wish to allow you all to share in our good way of living. Join us, it's not that hard.

22:32:05 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Vespasianus Augustus:

"it's not that hard"

Tragic in one so young.

22:34:12 Mar 7th 07 - Sir Brain:

(Ah crap, the last image was the Monty Python 'Bring out your dead' sequence.)

As for the last part, my break was about over and I had to wrap it up. ;-P

23:55:58 Mar 7th 07 - Mr. Donut:

So what you're saying, Sir B, is that our transport keeps us fit, our women look nice and DIRRRRTTTTTYY (hope that wasn't your sister, btw) and that our healthcare relies on laughter - known to be one of the most beneficial actions for your health.

You, on the other hand, grow fat and lazy while polluting the planet, have sex with silicone, and need artificial limbs to replace those lost to your clogged, obese, arteries.

The defence rests, Mi'lud ;)

00:35:36 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

I'd just like to point out that the guy who is in the CRUD picture doesn't look very fit...

00:55:45 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Donut:

He's one of our new converts from P.E.R.C. 

The body shape is obviously indicative of starvation, brought about by losing all his food when his one huge farming town was burnt

00:59:35 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Jadbalja:

Prehaps when our talks are over Temujin will allow me to take my city back & will will be able to judge the difference between the two build types myself.
Sir Brain do you have any PERC cities you would like to donate to me or any other CRUD builders so we can get a first hand education in proper building techniques?

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