|Planet Hollywood The Movie|
|05:13:07 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Our stars had settled in the grey/brown hills of zetamania, and renamed it Hollywood. (must speak to locations director - we wanted green hills)
|05:14:01 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:|
Oooh, who wins?
|05:18:52 Dec 30th 09 - Duchess Kittieh Aargh:|
everyone knows that hollywood ppl need stuntmen.. doomed I say XD
|05:20:13 Dec 30th 09 - Lady Katie Holmes:|
Jackie Chan! DUH!
|05:46:00 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
The evil Qassimodo unleashes his snarling dogs on our hero, John McLean. He looks up at them disparingly, and mutters "why does this always happen during the holidays?"
|06:08:34 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Suddenly, a glint of steel catches his eye... In a heart stopping moment he rolls to the left, narrowly avoiding the HIV infested Helldog, grabbing its collar and hurling it through the glass windows, whilest grabbing the steel bar with his other and bringing it crashing down into the skull of the second ... "Dogs" he mutters... " I do my own stunts"
|06:20:44 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
With Qassimodo pondering his next evil, hideous attack on our 90210 village, McLean notices Warchief Yurn.. Warchief Yerni...
|06:24:07 Dec 30th 09 - Praetorian Wyzer:|
**Cough** **Cough** McClane **Cough** **Cough**
|06:26:55 Dec 30th 09 - Endless Spankings:|
*slips quietly into the back of the theatre, big screen O_O, munches on some popcorn*
|06:29:27 Dec 30th 09 - Lady Katie Holmes:|
/me hands ED 3D glasses
|06:33:03 Dec 30th 09 - Praetorian Wyzer:|
**Stands behind ED.**
|06:34:22 Dec 30th 09 - Ms. Black Mamba:|
/me Casually strolls into the theater, basking in the attention from all the ladies trying to woo my sexy self.
|06:41:27 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Seeing Katie Holmes in the audience, he swells his chest, knowing she should be with a real man, not some goofball scienticilist in platforms who flirts with ghey flyboys.
|06:42:50 Dec 30th 09 - Sir Chee Cat:|
*shouts bathroom break, then shouts hey everyone*
|07:06:54 Dec 30th 09 - Endless Spankings:|
a ha ha ha <3
|07:14:42 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Thinking the our Hero is is distracted elsewhere.. the evil Qassimodo attempts to pick on an elderly gentleman... but little does he know the old man is in fact THE DUKE... John Wayne strolls casually in tips his hat at fine ladies in the audience.. and proceeds to size the slobbering fool up. "Hey McClane" he yells " this one thinks he's a contender!!!"
|07:14:52 Dec 30th 09 - Mzz Mzzery The Mzzchievous:|
|07:28:13 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Storm clouds fill the sky (damn HIV would do a Lord of the Rings crap)... and in the distance our hero hears the Satanic chanting of the HIV witchdoctors... the souless creatures muttering their mindless chants like flea infested sheep... a chill fills the air as Ignited casts a freeze over the land ( we know... pretty dumb name for someone that freezes but we didnt do the script )
|07:43:21 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
With the ground on fire... our hero sees that the evil witches have called upon Freddy to rescue them from their peril... his sharpened knives look set for our hero... has McClane bitten off more than he can chew...
|07:56:54 Dec 30th 09 - Lord Uther Pendragon:|
|08:06:19 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger:|
"I'll be back"
|08:07:17 Dec 30th 09 - Pirate Candybeard:|
Hasta La Vista Baby!
|08:12:04 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Qassim:|
support the cause
You are selling 200000 tree for 300000 gold (1.5)
all donations are welcomed, help us get rid of those stuck up movie stars
|08:15:26 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Path:|
They said they would move to Canada if Kerry didn't get elected. What ever happened to that? :(
|08:17:26 Dec 30th 09 - Lord Fuelled Byy Lsd:|
Awesome movie! :D *Brings out the popcorn*
|08:19:15 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
McClane takes a few body blows from Freddy, when a madman look comes over his face... laughing at the midget hight Freddy, he laughs aloud... "That all you got... come on... hit me harder Freddy"
|08:52:52 Dec 30th 09 - Loser The Born Loser The Enforcer:|
*The Loser Loser waits in line for an audition... or maybe a cameo appearance...*
|09:02:54 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Qassim:|
The city of Wildhorse is now under our command!
sry not even bruce willis can stop the infection from spreading
|09:16:37 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
With the evil Qassimodo smirking at having captured the kd toilets, our Hero blazingly sidesteps the nutjob called Freddy, unzips his trousers and begins peeing into the snow covering the walls of the silly magicians castle. "yippy kiya mo.." he begins etching into the iced snow.
|11:11:08 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
As Qassimodo attacks the dustbins, our hero hears the sounds of some fool shouting next door.
|11:59:10 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
After near 40 minutes of attacking the dustbins, which began with a spectacular flying kick which fell a yard short of target, Qassimodo gives up on attacking the dustbins. Denzel Washington, attempting to pull himself together after watching the funny scenes, notices Qassimodo feed 4 washers and what looked like a hairball into the broken payphone.
|13:13:08 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Smac Ballsack:|
mclain? "yippy kiya mo.."?
|13:21:31 Dec 30th 09 - Mr. Qassim:|
why did you have to bring TBL into this story? i dont take advice from hmm -.-
|18:20:14 Dec 30th 09 - Lord Uther Pendragon:|
You guys havent even mentioned Megan Fox yet!
|21:31:42 Dec 30th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:|
good luck Hanky
|21:40:57 Dec 30th 09 - Endless Spankings The Naughty:|
|03:53:25 Dec 31st 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:|
It only you guys had Bruce Lee...
|04:32:58 Dec 31st 09 - Mr. Qassim:|
ummm ooopsyy was that your army bling? :(:(:(
They surrendered. Mr. Qassim. We have won the battle!
We killed a total of 1121 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 717 enemy troops.
|05:02:15 Dec 31st 09 - Lord Uther Pendragon:|
|01:22:56 Jan 1st 10 - Mr. John Wayne:|
Looks like there a writers strike. Please pick up ticket refunds on the way out. :)
|03:40:28 Jan 1st 10 - Mr. Rocknrolla:|
A wild agent smith appeared.
Rocknrolla uses Zeta Multy Sweep
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
|04:50:14 Jan 1st 10 - Mr. Gladiatorul:|
Nice story Bruce, keep it going; so when when will the director notice that Bruce Willis is a fake?
|06:02:01 Jan 1st 10 - Ms. Tinker Bell:|
Can i have a free ticket Plz .. :)
|09:31:50 Jan 2nd 10 - Mr. Smac Ballsack:|
As a friend of me once said,
|10:44:55 Jan 2nd 10 - Lady Boobson:|
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Rocknrolla uses Zeta Multy Sweep
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!Enemy players fainted!
HIV armies gained 4 EXP. Points!
Planet Hollywood was defeated!
HIV got 50mill gold plus alota spoils for winning!
|10:49:15 Jan 2nd 10 - Lady Rev the Hedgehog:|
|15:41:25 Jan 15th 10 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
So... following an extended interval, the movie continues.
|18:51:50 Jan 15th 10 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
Just as our hero was about to strike the death blow on the foul smelling Qassimodo... the scum sucking vermon of HIV called to the one testicled god of river slime, known to many as Zeta.
|20:43:10 Jan 15th 10 - Mr. Pikachu:|
|23:31:50 Jan 15th 10 - Mr. Bruce Willis:|
yippiekay yay M*therf*cker
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