Forums / Roleplaying / Septim Gets Sued 2

Septim walks in, once again in handcuffs, and sits down on the chair, a man comes before him.

"Septim, you are charged with SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, causing the deaths of a few people in Ye Olde Taverne with a drink called the Drunk's Demise, creating a Survivor thread, urinating in public, and the extortion of many businesses...how do you plead?"

*Septim rises.

"Not guilty!!!"

Of a few of those charges...I'm not a liar...they didn't say that whole truth, nothing but the truth thing yet...

Positions

Judge -

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) -

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

Lets get this show on the road!

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) -

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

There can be more than one Defense Lawyer and Prosecutor...

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

Guard (Stands around next to the judge and makes funny comments) - Spud

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

"Killer, if you plan to lose for Septim, I'll defend him, as his viceroy. I will not intentionally lose for my client."

{I'm a great defense lawyer, I've never lost a case! Of course, all my cases have been on these forums, but...}

I plan to lose.  The other roles were boring.

I'm just kidding.  Except about that last part.  The other roles look boring.

There can be up to four prosecutors and defense lawyers...

wait... Stickman? is that you in there?

{Hmmm.... As I have one several (VU) cases, I'll be head of the defense... If Septim doesn't mind.}

"Septim, you are charged with SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, causing the deaths of a few people in Ye Olde Taverne with a drink called the Drunk's Demise, creating a Survivor thread, urinating in public, and the extortion of many businesses...how do you plead

"I plead guilty to the charges of SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, and creating a survivor thread. I really don't see what's wrong with the survivor thread one...and I made the people in the tavern sign a form exempting me from any prosecution, so that charge is void..."

[ill be the second prosecutor...]

"Septim, is it true that your SP@MMING has brought the Forum to its knees a number of times, for example yourself being the leading spearhead in the war of SP@M, causing multiple events of unnecessary procedures to keep the Forums clean of SP@M by the Admins, Making SP@MMING a terrible offense?"

"As an offense, Sp@mming was not, in fact, illegal. It is now a minor charge, but, and I repeat, but, the accused sp@mming days ended when his actions became illegal. Therefore, Septim has not broken a law. One cannot break a law that doesn't exist, and one cannot be tried for a crime that only became illegal after the so called 'crime' was committed. If our laws read otherwise, a judge who had been cheated on could make Adultery punishable by death, and have the guilty killed. The immorality of doing so, as you well know, would completely offset the legal system. This great institution would become a place of revenge hearings, where an angry man in power could do whatever he wished to an innocent man. To allow this to pass would destroy the foundation of the legal system, in effect, it would throw this place into complete anarchy."

"May I add to what plato said that he also brought back threads that belong in the graveyard..."

and theres the fact that he's never on when you need him.

"Your honour,
On the count of this, so-called 'beating up' of these people. I protest! He went to these shops to respectfully request that they payed him the money they owed. They got angry, and prepared to attack him. Using his excellent skills, he managed to overwhelm them.
As section 37 of the criminal code clearly states; "You may use whatever force is necessary to prevent harm from yourself.""

"I did not ask them to do this, they did it of their own free will...", says Septim.

Septim deliberately cloned himself, exactly how many times a day?

*takes a sip of cider*

'Yes, but he controls everyone.  In fact, how do we know this is just a clone instead of the one we are sueing?"

[[How am I doing Septim?]]