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Lewatha VS Might
18:08:04 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul sneaks back into the stand*

"Where did Lewatha go?"


18:56:30 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

Demonsul, hide in the stands lol


20:06:08 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha charges at Might in her bull form*

"I liked that very much, but now, this male testosteron has got to come to use!"

*Lewatha hits Might with a fierce blow of horns*


20:26:13 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Just before Lewatha hits Might. Might makes her a mouse. Might steps on the mouse.*



"Wups..."


22:17:42 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha dug a hole in the ground before Might managed to step on her, obviously Might forgot about Lewatha's super-powers, and in the blink of an eye, Might fell in a deep hole, which was dug by an apperantly, godly mouse.*

*Lewatha summons a tomb around Might's body*

*Quickly, Lewatha fills the hole with earth again, and casts a spell on the grounds surrounding Mights "grave" which makes it so that whenever Might's body leaves his "tomb". An army of skeleton cows will apear from nothing and they shall do everything to put Might back in his tomb*


23:00:01 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might makes the tomb explode and overrides the spell [There ain't no tomb anymore!].   Might sounds a horn.*



*In the distance you here a bunch of mooing. Two Cows walk in and start to shoot at Lewatha.*



23:14:21 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha teleports as the cows shoot at her*

"these cows are obviously evil, they need to be dealt with before they shoot innoncent cows!"

*Lewatha teleports to the back of both cows, pulls out a knife and slices them into pieces*

 


23:16:42 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might smiles and starts to eat some of the meat. He hands Lewatha a piece.*



"Snack break? Im hungry!"


23:47:45 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"And now we... are eating?  This is weird!  Why are they eating!?!"


23:54:36 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer looks disgustedly at the sight of the guts of the cows spraling all over the place, and Might the supposed God of cows, eating it raw. He offers some to Lewatha, and Killer doubts she'll except it, and decides that if she does he'll have to intervene and take all the cows and bulls to safety, god or no gods.


23:57:02 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

"Killer im the God of Humans[And Cows and Love].......Humans eat meat. I am hungry."


00:00:58 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

YOU"RE NOT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Might is claiming himself god of another race, He lost round two now!"


00:01:33 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Killer:

Love?
*Killer shakes his head in despair. If Might is the God of love there would be no going down that road. Killer used to like cows, and wondered how they survived with their bruthish gods. As for humans, he had always known they were nothing but trouble.*


00:16:25 Feb 14th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"I am the God of the greatest element...SP@M!"


01:06:50 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Arvious isn't ref........Septim is......



14:35:19 Feb 14th 08 - Lord Ragnarr:

*Ragnarr decided he will be having a much better time elsewhere, where ale is served by young maids, instead of watching this pitiful fight.*
"This is an absolute waste of time."
*Ragnarr leaves the small arena.*


15:34:53 Feb 14th 08 - Sir Revenge:

I AM THE GOD OF CORNED BEEF , SUPERIOR TO SP-M


15:44:37 Feb 14th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

*Septim kicks Revenge in the teeth.

"Corned beef is not superior to SP@M...it is pretty much the same thing! It is lunch meat and it can be shot from C.B. cannons, just like SP@M can be shot from a SP@M cannon. The only difference is SP@M has two meanings: Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages, and the meat!"


15:49:37 Feb 14th 08 - Sir Revenge:

We should breed Sp-m and Corned Beef   
The ultimate tinned meat  xD


16:00:08 Feb 14th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"I am sorry, but that sounds quite disturbing! The DNA codes don't match, it would be like breeding a horse and a donkey, you would get a sterile mule!"


16:26:52 Feb 14th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha takes some evil beef and throws it at Might*

"This so called god, eats his own minions! Is this the god you want?! oh cow people?!"


16:37:47 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

"How Rude!"



"MMMmmmmmmm.....bacon....."

*Might gets up and takes out a milk cannon. He sprays Lewatha with it.*


16:46:12 Feb 14th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge opens his eyes and looks down at Lewatha being covered with milk, his God like powers sense the milk is only growing Lewatha's power!


16:48:27 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

[It looks like milk....but it ain't now SHUSH]



*Lewatha screams as billions of mini-cows start to bite her.*


17:12:40 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer starts routing for Lewatha, as he only a terrible God/dess would eat what s/he was supposed to be God of.*


19:06:51 Feb 14th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha hears the people suporting her getting stronger by the minute, this gives her renewed strength and she summons a forcefield around herself,*

*the "minicows" are forced away from her body, Lewatha speaks to them : *

"you are being fooled, Might only uses you to beat your real goddess, he'll eat you after I am defeated!"

*Lewatha watches as the mini-cows turn against Might, furious that he tried to deceive them*


19:25:19 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might gives them all a hug and sends them back at lewatha with anti-forcefield swords.*



"You see? She has a shield to protect herself against my little babies!"


21:04:40 Feb 14th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"...minicows? At least they have something to do with what they're God of...unlike nukes..."


00:19:02 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"Um, okay this is down-right strange and a waste of time.  That's why I'm here!"

lol


17:00:19 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul yells pro-Lewatha phrases until he collapses*

"Gasp...gasp..."


17:54:22 Feb 15th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewathe summons a big pile of jelly, falling on Might and trapping him inside of it, no mather how hard he tries, Might can't get out of it*


18:13:06 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might calls in billions of pounds of milk to come down upon Lewatha and Harden around her. It is protected against magic and it surrounds her. Physical Force cannot break it either.*


18:30:32 Feb 15th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

*Lewatha drinks the milk and is free again, she now shoots multiple arrows, penetrating the jelly Might is surrounded in, and hitting him in private places*


18:34:09 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might disconnects his soul from his body and makes a new cow body outside of the Jelly. Might goes into the body and rams Lewathas Stomach poking a hole through all the way to the area where all the milk went.*


19:27:25 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Killstone The Exploiter:

*sits down eating cotton cow and wearing a lewatha is number one hand*

go lewatha!


20:01:06 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

steals the hand, mass produces it using applied time reversal magic stolen form Arvious and distributes the hands among the crowd members (killstone gets 2 because he 'donated' the first hand)


20:11:44 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Killstone The Exploiter:

*looks at second foam hand looks at cotton cow in one hadn and foam hand on hte other*

*thinks for a bit*

*takes off shoe and puts foam hand on foot*

GO LEWATHA!

*eats cotton cow*


08:01:51 Feb 16th 08 - Sir Egnever:

/me throws a bowling ball at Might, he is a false god!


01:24:55 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

"Alright....I win. Lewatha has had outside interference atleast 3 or 4 times!"


01:43:09 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Meowman:

*A random guy called Bob walks into the stands* "Hi, I like cereal."


09:51:55 Feb 17th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

Whoever said outside interference wasn't allowed?

*Lewatha shoots 5 arrows towards Might, hitting him right in the balls*

now you're no longer a fake god, you're a fake goddess now!


10:17:58 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Outside interference IS allowed because all gods need worshipers, and we are the worshipers, so we CAN get involved!"

*Rallies all pro-Lewatha crowd members and distributes axes marked with Lewatha's holy symbol (whatever that is)*

"Charge! For our goddess!"


10:24:03 Feb 17th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

(Lewatha's symbol is a cow with very big nipples)


14:25:50 Feb 17th 08 - Sir Egnever:

O.o


14:32:39 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

"Go Goddess Lewatha and the holy nipples!! Down with the poser!!"


15:36:29 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"Um, I'm the announcer, so I can't come down there, but I'll play Lewatha's favorite song and cheer her on..."

Shawty got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the fur (with yhe fur)...


19:12:10 Feb 17th 08 - Sir Fizban:

A strange man wearing gray robes and an odd gray hat surveys the battlefield. Shaking his head in bemusement he mutters, "So much fighting over cows. I leave this realm for this long and this is what the lands have degenerated into..."

With that the man uttered a spell and a large fireball struck the cow meat and turned the place into a large cookout. Ribs, hamburgers, steaks and BBQ sauce littered the ground.


19:16:33 Feb 17th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

*Septim appears next to Fizban.

"Not as bad as our fight..."


20:15:56 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Demonsul hijacks Arvious's time powers once again and uses them to reverse time to the point the cows were about to die, and saves the cows on Lewatha's side.

"Ha! Might cannot exist if he has no followers providing belief!"


20:38:45 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Hawk:

*Hawk turns into a cow so Might can exist*


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