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| Septim Gets Sued 2 | ||||||
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| 09:48:46 Mar 6th 08 - Mr. Delran: *A man walks in the court room.* "Your Honour, may I be alowed to speak? I am the D.A. of V.U. My name is Delran and I have just been sent here to help the prosecutor. I have some evidence that may help the law to be enforced." | ||||||
| 12:03:59 Mar 6th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "ah ha, this is the surprise witness I was talking about!" | ||||||
| 14:31:10 Mar 6th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "Vineraven, the law clearly states that once the child is past eighteen, the parent is no longer responsible for him or her. That includes my clones, whom are all twenty before being allowed to leave the cloning lab..." | ||||||
| 16:56:42 Mar 6th 08 - Mr. Delran: [Vineraven, I cannot speack unless the judge allows me. And I am not a withness. I am a D.A. - District Attourney (I do not know how to spell it, hope it's ok).] | ||||||
| 18:46:22 Mar 6th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim sits back in his chair, he takes a flask from his pocket and drinks from it, it is full of water... | ||||||
| 20:27:57 Mar 6th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "As the prosecution has nothing to lay before the court, except the most laughable of charges, I must move that the charges may be removed unless the prosecution can come up with some viable evidence within the next 24 hours. I would rather not discommode you or the jury any further, as this whole proceeding is clearly unnecessary." | ||||||
| 23:46:37 Mar 6th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Your Honour, I must be allowed to join the prosecutor if you wish justice be done." | ||||||
| 20:58:25 Mar 7th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "..." | ||||||
| 21:05:41 Mar 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *leaves court audience to go outside, then digs a tunnel under the court and rigs an electric shock pad to all the separate parts of the floor so he can electrocute anyone at need...then tests it on everyone at once on low power. they all jump, and Demonsul leans back from the controls, satisfied.* | ||||||
| 22:03:18 Mar 7th 08 - Mr. Plato: ((Does karac play still?)) | ||||||
| 23:26:32 Mar 7th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim stomps on the floor. "Hey Demonsul, shock Karac for me!" | ||||||
| 00:03:32 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Plato: "I'm not sueing you for that!" *mischevious look comes on his face* | ||||||
| 00:18:48 Mar 8th 08 - Wolflord Karac: sorry, been off for awhile, family issues... | ||||||
| 00:19:18 Mar 8th 08 - Wolflord Karac: Delran, please tell the court what you have seen..... | ||||||
| 00:20:15 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Plato: "You still get shocked" *Karac starts to have a spasm because of the electricity* "Okay, can we proceed with the court?" | ||||||
| 11:40:01 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Your Honour, I would like to present the court with this evidence."
"Septim, are you or are you not known as the God of Sp@m? Your lawyers said that the laws were made after you did the *beep*ming, but it seems tha you are still *beep*ming the forums. Therefore I believe that your lawyers are deliberately covering you and giving the court false evidence. I can also present the court with a list that can prove Septim is The God Of Sp@m. " | ||||||
| 11:42:09 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: OBJECTION! | ||||||
| 12:14:42 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Delran: Killer did that a few hours ago. I am sure that this situation will not last. And there are still lists, showing Septim as the God of Sp@m. | ||||||
| 12:41:56 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: The lists in that thread are constantly manipulated and the most recent one always stands until another takes its place. At the present, you cannot accuse Septim of being the god of SP@M. | ||||||
| 13:21:27 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Delran: I can he openly addmited it.
I have plenty of evidence. | ||||||
| 13:28:26 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: All the evidence you show has been said by one person so... | ||||||
| 17:02:31 Mar 8th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim rises and walks to the witness stand. "I am the God of SP@M. Look at Gods of Visual Utopia, I say myself that I am the God of SP@M. I was elected God of SP@M by a popular vote, therefore it was not by my choice that I am the God of SP@M. The Sp@mmers of Visual Utopia greet me as a friend, so I guess that could mean worship. Let me ask you this Demonsul, when Zeus and his Gods were around, did the sky, fire, love, war, and all of those count as relgions? Sp@m is an element, therefore it is a religion. And I have done plenty of SP@M related miracles...look at the place, that place would have been dead by the 150th post without me..." | ||||||
| 20:14:56 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "psst...I'm trying to save you from life of imprisonment here, pal..." | ||||||
| 20:42:32 Mar 8th 08 - Mr. Killer: *Killer rises. "Your Honour, would you sentence someone to prison who commited a crime at gun-point? What Septim did was no less. These people elected him God of Sp@m, and so he had to Sp@m as a requirement, and he saved many threads, such as the place, from falling into disrepair. If these people had not pressured him into being a god of sp@m, I doubt he would have commited these acts, which, may I point out, are not even crinimal." Killer sits down with these wise words, draining a second glass of water. He refills it.* | ||||||
| 23:01:03 Mar 9th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Your Honour I propose that Demonsul be escorted out of the court room as he is not in the defense party nor a prosecutor. Also the fact that Septim has saved some post is irelevant. He is still accused of making post wherehe would not do them, urinating in public (this is a serious offense), selling exotic animals, causing deaths, extorsion and so on. The last charges makes him a head of organised crime. And he also admited in court that he is The God of Sp@m. I suggest that he be imprissoned for life." | ||||||
| 23:51:06 Mar 9th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "The others have not been proven, some of them have even been disproven! | ||||||
| 03:01:36 Mar 10th 08 - Mr. Plato: a lifetime of imprisonment. What you do deserve. However, the defendants do have a point. I suggest 2 months of non-spaaming and a year of imprisonment. | ||||||
| 05:38:34 Mar 10th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Seloc: "Oh no!" Verll: "Oh no!" Ragnarr: "Oh no!" Topal: "Oh no!" Validus: "Oh no!" *A giant glass jug busts through the wall.
"...This reminds me of a certain thing I saw on TV once..." | ||||||
| 17:47:23 Mar 10th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "You see! Even though that was pointless and annoying, it wasn't small! Therefore, it wasn't sp@m! | ||||||
| 19:58:34 Mar 10th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "I get a lot of money through special means, so I need no court costs..." | ||||||
| 20:15:41 Mar 10th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "But, it is perfectly within your rights to sue for them..." | ||||||
| 22:24:21 Mar 10th 08 - Mr. Plato: "I sugggest my punishment would be taken down to 4 months of non-spaaming and prison, otherwise, my first suggestion. Take it or leave it. You still are guilty for some charges. Also, you have to take a month of bladder control stuff." | ||||||
| 16:59:30 Mar 11th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *despite the fact he was earlier kicked out of court for no apparent reason, Demonsul calls Septim on his cellphone* | ||||||
| 17:46:21 Mar 11th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim has his cell phone on vibrate. "May I be excused to take this call, Judge Karac?" | ||||||
| 15:14:55 Mar 12th 08 - Mr. Delran: "Your Honour, it seems that my presence here is required no more. Therefore, I am withdrawing from this case." *Leaves the Courtroom.* | ||||||
| 20:05:23 Mar 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "If this Judge doesn't say anything in ten hours, I am innocent..." | ||||||
| 16:38:21 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *cancels the call* | ||||||
| 20:06:51 Mar 13th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "I'm innocent, yay!!!" | ||||||
| 20:29:06 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Verthias X: *Verthias kicks down the door, followed by a dozen soldiers of the Black Guard who leap in through windows and rappel off the ceiling* Hold it right there, Septim! You haven't been un-convicted yet! Get back into that defendant's box! | ||||||
| 21:44:58 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Plato: You stil have to take a month of bladder control medicine... just in case. | ||||||
22:16:11 Mar 13th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:
"He hasn't posted for that ten hour period! So NO!" *Septim throws a smoke pellet and runs away. | ||||||
| 22:36:06 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Plato: *gets the shock thingy to send bolts at Septim before he reaches the door* "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... | ||||||
| 22:38:26 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Zyrike: grabs the shocky thingy cast level water squirt and aims the thingy at it and fires | ||||||
| 06:20:30 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Gary: *Gary comes in, impales wolflord karac, and runs off screaming like a crazy drunk person. | ||||||
| 19:54:37 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *charges back into the courtroom and get*beep* by all the shocky thingy electricity/bullets/whatever it uses* | ||||||
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