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great, my businesses next to the smithing of tools and weapons is the finest handling of weapons as well ... So practically, I'm the weapon master of the city ^^

*Erunion's eyes glaze over, as he stands perfectly still and flickers. When he stops flickering, he is wearing Naergothrendarin armour, with a Naergothrendarin Longbow on his back and a Trendarat at his side. Pulling out the Trendarat, he hacks at a brick. The brick is sliced cleanly in two, and the Trendarat is unharmed...*

"Ah, I missed you, old friend."

*Glares at Senturu*

"Blast it! How did you know the rock was made of Styrofoam! I lost my Trendarat, way back then. Have to get Murphy to make another for me to enchant..."

Heh, thats how HE rolls.

*grabs the bow/sword and breaks it in half*

next time you make something make sure its not PLASTIC

well i didnt mention it murphy i did it. try to get it right dammit
and that was ur penis thats broke :p

well mr fancy pants. *holds up the steel plates* then how did i get these?

"Oh great! Senturu is my fellow guard, isn't he? Well, Murphy, I have a Naergothrendarin longbow that is good. And it has a double curve, with a blade on each curve, and two dagger-like spikes on it, one at each end."

*Shoots Senturu with Longbow, Then waits for the inevetible attempt to break it.*

*sees the arrow breaking in 100 pieces ...*

unlucky Senturu ... whoopah, my stainless steel bodeh rocks!

well, i'm the barber, so, anyone need a haircut

can i also double as a tavern owner, I mean, seriously, we need drinks don't we

ok sounds good Erunion.

and for you if you decide to adress me as anything other than Lord Senturu, lord of the spoon. high priest of val*beep*rvant of the master. ill put you in jail.

Double post, bah!

*hits murphy. pulls out a billy club and starts beating murphy*

stop resisting arrest

*continue's to hit  murphy....after a while senturu stops and leaves*

ow please ... with that wussy swing not even a midget hamster will get hurt! ... Face it senturu ... nobody will obey your guardian powers ...

YOU ARE A PUSHOVER!

Did anyone get this or is it only me? It kind of scares me that the town barber's name has the word "scyth" in it...Isnt that a little dangerous?

*buys the asp baton*

ok thats it

*starts beating murphy*

you just threatend me?

*starts beating scythruler*

you dont threaten a gaurd.

youve got to PM me before the game truly starts okay
so message me where you want to live first 3 prefernces, what your first 3 prefrences of jobs.
seeing as sentru, eruion and syth ruler are the onley ones to have messaged me
they get there first pefeerence

the game will begin when i say it in big big letters

mabye you didnt look far enough into your messages?

LOL, yeah, I got Barber I hope, that was an awsome one for me, especially with my name

*starts mumbling and buys a pair of scisors.*

allways making me pay for these things. you get a pay check why dont you buy this huh? figures. :D

"I geuss you'll be farming potato's by day and serving moonshine by night?"

"Hey, i'm the barber here!"
*steals sentrus new scissors*
"These are horrible"
*Throws them away, grabs his own, and starts cutting The Dukes hair*

*a battered and brused smuff walks onto the scene*

YO biatches anyone got a job?!

/walks over to senturu and slaps him across the face

that will be the first of many mate! i shall be known and Lord Smuff the Senturu Slapper!

/also slaps Scythruler,

dont play with scissors! hasnt you mother ever told you that!

*looks at Erunion's new haircut*

:o ... lol ...

you're now the proud owner of a emo-haircut!