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Ye Olde Taverne | ||||
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11:10:00 Apr 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: srry. my magics not that powerful. i can only make non living things. anything living takes too much magic for my opinion
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11:26:29 Apr 15th 07 - Sir Scientist: *Scientist walks over to Senturu and pats him on the back* | ||||
11:33:54 Apr 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: *Looks very suprised at Senturu.* - Are you serious? Oh, hahaha!! You are only kidding, man, good one, haha, they don't have to be living, just made out of beer and a pair of titties is all I'm asking for. *SPLASH* - Dammit Sci, I just got a new haircut! | ||||
12:04:16 Apr 15th 07 - Sir Scientist: "Sorry man, but you were in the way of me jumping. Is this pool heated as it feels quite warm here......." | ||||
12:17:00 Apr 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: *thinks awhile* i supposei could do that Efrandor *sits crosslegged on the side of the pool with his eyes closed......then out of the pool a woman appeared made of Beer* ok then. please dont poke them with ANYTHING. *looks at Efrandor*
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12:35:26 Apr 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: *Tucks his penor into his bathing suit again...* - What... I didn't even think about doing it... | ||||
15:51:00 Apr 15th 07 - Mr. Draven: *runs and jumps in as well into the the beer pool* -lil splash- | ||||
04:06:39 Apr 16th 07 - Lord Senturu: *all the beer women pop and are no longer there* smooth draven. Efrandor. he took your beer women away. | ||||
05:22:55 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERFESSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!!! What shall we do firssht? | ||||
05:24:31 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Start with Drinking of course. | ||||
05:25:44 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Then Drunk Ping Pong :) | ||||
05:26:29 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Then the BOOT! | ||||
05:28:28 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Then Celebrate! | ||||
05:29:04 Apr 16th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: THEN FEEL LIKE *beep*! | ||||
17:36:44 Apr 16th 07 - Sir Scientist: *Grabs Efrandor and holds him firmly by the shoulders to stop him going for Draven* | ||||
01:40:21 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: HEy sake on the house. this is everyones bar and we will all have a good time. | ||||
01:42:25 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: 100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer take one doe pass it around 100 bottles of beeer on the wall.! (Excetera.... excetera.....) | ||||
01:43:47 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: This would have been sadam if he was alive. | ||||
01:46:18 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: who r u? | ||||
01:50:27 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: who cares. Lets just drink. and be nice this is a bar. Like i said ANYTHING ya whant its on the house! | ||||
01:51:23 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: take ya pick! | ||||
01:51:47 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: ok then. im takin orders. | ||||
01:54:05 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: scince i have my own wine i wont buy.who made you bar tender? im just wondering? im not trying to be mean but im just wondering? | ||||
01:56:11 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski:
i sell wine. and bars dont have wine. if ya like sweet, sparkiling, or anykind of wine just name it. | ||||
02:00:44 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:
and who said we dont have wine? this is the TAVERN we got everything. | ||||
02:08:28 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: fine but ill make the beverages, from vodka to beer to wiskey with rye i disstill and make. Ill provide alcahol also 150% pure alcahol. This is dangerous to drink and suggest For expert drinkers. it can kill you and not many can drink it. I seriously tried drinking it once man that wakes you up. I had to go to the hospital. you can die from this stuff. these are imported wines from elven grapes. these cant be found in many places so ill give you them as a token of good will. (10 wines) | ||||
02:17:57 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: *smacks his head* oh no he's just like julius. just for your information. i make the drinks around here. | ||||
03:35:38 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Lol, hey senturu, he's like the kids at school people beat up.lol. Taverns arnt that friendly either, ive been stabbed in the back by Paracelzus and was carried to the hospital, speaking of Paracelzus, where is he? *looks under table* | ||||
03:54:22 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Zechlofski: not exactly. if you make drinks then i have imported ones. you cant make imported drinks. And yes taverns can be friendly. if the bar tender keeps things under controle. And yes im not the most popular in my college. I already lost 2 fingers in a brawl. my index and ring because he had a knife. whana see my fingers. i have them still in a jar. | ||||
06:42:10 Apr 18th 07 - Duke Efrandor: *Looks at Zechlofski..* - "Taverns can be friendly" ey... "If the bar tender keeps things under controle." oh really... You do know it's Senturu that got the bat right...? And... you do know the ladies room is about 10 meters away from here, you wanna take a look inside, I belive there are still some guests left in there, trying to get the right bodyparts from eachother. *Turns to Senturu.* - Pfff, they just never learn, a beer please.. *Reaches for the bat on the other side of the bar, picks it up, does a really cool swing and hits Zechlofski in the forehead causing him to fall to the ground like a parrot without wings.* - ooh, you gave me a Mariestads, great. Anyhow, I'll be at the pool. | ||||
07:55:21 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: *laughs at Efrandor* fun times eh? *grabs a beer and a mariestad and walks over to the pool and hands em to Efrandor* now as for imported drinks. name one anyone. and i will be you i have it | ||||
16:04:19 Apr 18th 07 - Ms. Erica Brahmins:
(Long vacation, no internet.) *Starts with a yawn.* ...Urp! *Nothing came out.* Uncle shtilshkin??? Oh... zey aredy gone too dhat woar. An left poor lilly me inside dees scawy pwace. Tips the rice wine bottle but only a few drops dropping to her lips. Lord. Barkeep of the spoon an an the ye olde tavern an archsomething of the what... what was it again??? anyway wotrye doin in zetamama? wewnt yoo on Fantasia? | ||||
04:05:20 Apr 19th 07 - Mr. Ninja II: Hey senturu, i think he's still knocked out from the hit by Efrandor, lol *kicks him to the side and asks for a drink, "saki please"* | ||||
05:14:58 Apr 19th 07 - Lord Senturu: ahh well. i figured i could use a rest from the world of Fantasia. although it was a bit of a forced vacation :P and lady Erica i think you should have a rest. ninja. he'll be fine. | ||||
06:49:54 Apr 19th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Yea Erica, Senturu is right, you really need to rest, here, I saved a spot in the pool for you, also, I got a extra beer, just for you babe, hooja! | ||||
10:14:30 Apr 19th 07 - Lord Senturu: just so you know i dont condone that :P. *walks over to the phone and calls mrs. efrandor, "uhh...im afraid Efrandor wont make it home tonight. he is well.....he drank a pool of beer and yea..." senturu hears a "meoooowwwwwwwww meow meow meow. meeeooowwwwww"* yea she says you had best get home pronto Effrandor or ur in big trouble | ||||
21:30:22 Apr 19th 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Oh SHEIT! You didn't tell her i drank a pool of beer again did you!? Last time I had house arrest for a month! No no no, I won't go anywhere, I still have to... talk... to Erica... If she wants anything she can come here, I'm a big boy now, I can do what I want! | ||||
00:53:55 Apr 20th 07 - Lord Senturu: hey. you cant decide if its on the house or not. but fine illget you a beer :D *reaches under the counter and pulls a couple beers from under it. then walks over to Efrandor hands him one and sits down himself with his own beer* ah good times eh? | ||||
05:04:40 Apr 20th 07 - Mr. Paracelzus II: i am tyerd of this post, im sure you all have missed me. and pouted like a baby... but if somone could change my mind and make somthing interesting i might start posting. good day mayties! | ||||
05:23:46 Apr 20th 07 - Mr. Paracelzus II: sneaks around ninja and then kicks his spinal cord, HAHA NOW YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!! | ||||
05:33:22 Apr 20th 07 - Lord Senturu: /me hits paracelzus | ||||
06:06:21 Apr 20th 07 - Duke Efrandor: *Talks to himself mummeling something about suns, automobiles, gas, Digestive and ducks, after some time he hears a voice in the far background.* - Ah, good times eh? *Effie concentrates all is focus on moving his head to the right and opening his eyes, there is Senturu handing out a beer to him and opening his own.* - Euuuh... hello Senturu, so, you have started drinking again ey? Are you sure about that..? The last time was abit.... abit you know... yea... mhm. | ||||
10:57:05 Apr 20th 07 - Lord Senturu: i should take a break every now and then | ||||
07:56:21 Apr 21st 07 - Mr. Draven: Another round for effie Keep :) | ||||
09:15:08 Apr 21st 07 - Lord Senturu: rightyo. *gets up and grabs another beer and tosses it to Effrandor* anyone else need a drink? | ||||
15:07:27 Apr 21st 07 - Mr. Ninja II: me please! *looks around for Paracelzus,* shifty eyes* | ||||
15:23:16 Apr 21st 07 - Mr. Paracelzus II: BOOO!!! im right here!!*jumps from behind a piller and shouts at Ninja* *throws a beer at Ninja in the process* *Kicks him in the nea in that process* *runs away to suntru laphing* | ||||
21:35:40 Apr 21st 07 - Duke Efrandor: - Hey Draven, get over here, I and Senturu are having deep talk, but we need a third part. Right now we are talking about food tasting bad, we will soon start talking about bad beer and bad girls. | ||||
06:43:29 Apr 22nd 07 - Mr. Draven: *ears perk up at the mere thought of bad girls* | ||||
14:56:31 Apr 22nd 07 - Ms. Erica Brahmins: ~For some time now Erica was nowhere to be found in the bar, but after a while, a portal of light emanated and out came a familiar figure.~ (Damn! little brothers now banned from my PC. Account deleted because of his stupid multi's.) At any light please give me the usual Lord Senturu. | ||||
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