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*looks at the now open bar door, then looks back longingly at his pine cone house. The very pine cone house that kept him sheltered, company, alive thought 5 whole posts. If only there was someway to combine the two tavern and pine cones.............*

*Goldsie sits outside happily eating the pine cone's*

'The crunchy makes it nice :D*

"Well, this tavern has surely seen better days."

*Drinks from his own whisky, then looks at Septim*

"You now, we should roam the lands (VU forums) and spread the word of this tavern . But,... who knows, Scientist has enough problems with the lot of us, heh.."

*Pelagius walks back in

"He didn't want to fight me...but yes, I can see it now, Ye Olde Taverne billboards, TV advertisments, Painted on horse banners. A great idea...where do we advertise first? Bilbo Baggins got kicked out of here for advertising..."

*Pelagius walks out and comes back in with his footlocker. He then pulls out some crayons, pencils, and a sheet of poster board. He draws a Tavern with two little stick figures laying on the ground outside with Ye Olde Taverne overhead. Ye gives out a sharp whistle and a peasant runs in.

"I need these delivered out to as many places as you can find."

Peasant: "Yes sir."

*The peasant runs out with a pile of posters

"One ale please."

*Pelagius turns around

"You better keep a cover over that. Goldmeister has taken a strange liking to Pinecones."

*Pelagius looks over at Goldmeister who is joyfully eating a big pinecone.

"I do not think the Septims have a pleasant family history. All of them seem to die in battle."

*Takes a drink*

"My father died protecting the northern realm."

"Im sorry but, my mouth is parched, and this is taking too long."

*Tiber walks behind the bar and pours himself a tankard of ale, then sits back down and drinks it.

"Ahhhhh, much better."

"Barkeep, we have a new guest! Give 'em a whisky, its on me!"

*Looks at Justanius Fontaini*

"So, what is your tale, lad?"

*Goldmeister runs into the Tavern*

'Of course we have initiation!'

*Goldmeister slaps Justanius*

'Welcome to the tavern'

*Goldmeister then winces and puts a hand to his mouth*

'Ahhhhh, so many splinters, if only there was another way...'

*Goldmeister's eyes light up, he grabs a blender, and puts four glasses of beer and four pine cones inside it and turns it on. A minute later his invention is ready*

'mmmmmmm, pine cone beer, it lacks the crunchy but still has all the goodness and taste of Pine cones, lots of Vitamin P'

*Smoothly dinks his beer*

'Anyone want some?'

*Ragnarr looks at Septim*

"I do not think that was a very warm welcome. Heh."

*Tiber turns to Ragnarr

"Actually, all that beer was pretty warm." (Literally)

*Tiber looks at Seloc's shattered pinecone house and starts laughing.

"hahaha, Goldmesiter! Free food!"

*Slaps Master across the face

"Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne"

*Looks over at the beer pool

"I better go check on him"

*Tiber walks over to the beer pool and opens it up to reveal nothing is there

"Hmmmmm, oh well."

*Tiber walks over to Master, picks him up, and throws him in the beer pool.

"To get out, you have to drink your way out"

*Tiber pulls the metal cover over it.

*Tiber throws an empty beer tankard at master, hitting him in the jaw

*While master attempts to shove him Tiber moves out of the way, making Master get his hands stuck in the pooh. Tiber then kicks Master into the pooh and laughs menacingly.

*Tiber laughs at the poop covered Seloc and buys Master a beer for his cleverness

*Tiber picks up a bundle of pinecones and drops them all on Seloc, he then stomps them all in, walks over to his footlocker, grabs a hair-dryer, and dries all of the poop.

"Seloc is now paralyzed from the mountain of dry pooh on him, but at least he looks better than before."

"Hey, you can't make me knock you out, but it IS what I would of done so it's fine, wait a minute, if he dies then we'll have to go to a funeral, and I don't like going to funerals if I can sit in here and drink"

*Tiber walks over to Seloc's poop covered bod and makes a pin sized airhole

"That should work"

*Tiber continues drinking and laughing

*Tiber helps by making a small sign saying:

Mr. Seloc, he loved hs pinecones.

*Tiber hangs the sign over Seloc and starts laughing

*Tiber laughs and continues drinking

"Good idea"

*Tiber pulls out a sharpie and draws eyes, a mouth, a nose, a unibrow over the eyes, glasses, a devil goatee, and buck teeth

"Hehehe"

*Continues drinking his beer

" bar fight!!!!!"

"WE DON'T PUNCH HERE, WE SLAP, FEAR MY SLAP HAND!!!"

*Tiber slaps Master across the face, drawing blood and knocking him out cold. Tiber then fills up a bucket of water and pours it on Ragnarr, waking him up. He then looks at master.

"Gotta get him outta here"

*Tiber picks up master and throws him out the window into a dumpster

"Outside, in the Olde Dumpster."

*Walks over to a curtain and pulls it back, revealing Master. Tiber smacks him over the head with a club and drags him over to Ragnarr

"Hehehe"