Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
03:11:02 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: tricking Justanius into thinking he's out cold, senturu stands up and grabs a bottle and breaks it over Justanius's head. knocking him to the floor booyaa beep
03:53:04 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: Goldmeister pull out his whip in his other hand and using it he manages to knock Seloc's legs out from under him, Goldmeister then prepares to deliver the killing blow to Seloc but before he can the falling body Justanius forces him to quickly move to the side. Goldmeister then see Senturu looking happy after his victory over Justanius. Goldmeister hoping to catch him unawares extends his hand and the small pieces of glass from the shattered bottle rise into the air and fly at Senturu 'Booyaa this Biatch'
04:52:33 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: dodges the glass and picks up Scientist, Senturu then throws scientist at Goldmeister
06:20:09 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus Septim runs in with a bat and starts smacking Defensive in the face he turns to Senturu "I wouldn't dare hit the king of beers" Cephorus turns around and hits Goldmeister in the face, he slaps Defensive upside the head for good measure and starts beating Justanius "I love barfights, but when I used to start them I got kicked out! Take that! And some of this! And some of that!"
06:57:13 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Runs over to the midnight mixer table and chugs one down "It should help with the wounds of war...or a barfight." Cephorus runs over to his footlocker, grabs a handfull of weapons, and distributes them to the customers and Senturu. He hands Seloc a Lead Pipe, he hands Scientist a Katana, he hands Defensive a spork (good luck), he hands Senturu Golden Spoon Upgrade v2.0, he hands Justanius a Flail, and he looks at Shezmu. "You have enough weapons and powers as it is" *Picks up his bat and starts pounding Defensive
07:08:30 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: A GOLDEN SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE POWAH IS MINE. BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY SPOON LORD. YES THAT IS ME. (not to be confused with Osiris the mighty spooner) BOOYAAHAHAHAHAH runs around the bar screaming "I HAVE THE POWAH"
07:10:46 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Senturu trips on a stick, and Cephorus stops beating Defensive "Hmmmm, who put that there?" Cephorus continues beating Defensive
09:03:37 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus gets up "Well, gotta get going again, I'll see you all later, either tomorrow or Sunday, anyways. I like to stir stuff up so..." Cephorus hands Seloc another Orb of Peace and War "Should help you a bit, you know how to use it..." *Cephorus leaves Ye Olde Taverne, stopping to pay whatever bill he has on the way out.
09:12:29 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu takes the stick and Shoves it where the sun dont shine on Cephorus. he then steals the orbs of peace and war and breaks them booyaahahahahaha
10:01:54 Jul 14th 07 - Demonic Shezmu: looks at Cephorus Septim standing there with a stuck stick at an unmentionable place of his body "what you mean I got enough weapons and power already?! I only got these here spikes, these fangs, sharp claws and nails and then some mystic demonic powers of darkness...that is hardly <enough already> I want a weapon...at LEAST give me a sharp stick to poke people with!!!"
13:11:12 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: 'Your Complaining!? I didn't even get a mention and I got hit in the face with a bat!!' Goldsie ducks the flying Scientist who fly's into Septim knocking him to the ground, Goldsie then pull out a hammer and Twelve stakes and proceeds to hammer the Stakes through Septims limbs and into the ground below firmly securing him in place. Goldmeister then attaches spikes to the heels of his boots begins jumping on Septim like a trampoline
13:17:24 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: walks into the bbeep*es the carnage and goes and hides in scientists back room....
13:25:24 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "NOOOOOO my orbs.......NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY!" Seloc turns into a giant green beast of awesome might. 1000 times taller, 1000 times stronger, and infinatly better looking. He then picks Senturu up and starts pummaling him into oblivion. At the same time with his left hand he fixes the orbs with duck tape, he then hides the orb somewhere where noone can find them. "Bad Senturu, bad bad bad Senturu must pay orbs are friend!" Seloc then stabs the lead pipe through Senturu's face. He then reverts to his normal self and hands shezmu a freshly sharpened pencil. But before anyone can do anything else Seloc turn the orb to peace. Everyone is suddenly sitting around a campfire (aprox 5miles SSE from area 51.5) singing songs with absolutly no desire to attack Seloc.
13:28:37 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "naughty seloc bad seloc... dont stab! we slap! never ever stab" *Carries Seloc to the naughty corner and then helps senteru back to health"
13:54:08 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: 'Your Complaining!? I didn't even get a mention and I got hit in the face with a bat!!' Goldsie ducks the flying Scientist who fly's into Septim knocking him to the ground, Goldsie then pull out a hammer and Twelve stakes and proceeds to hammer the Stakes through Septims limbs and into the ground below firmly securing him in place. Goldmeister then attaches spikes to the heels of his boots begins jumping on Septim like a trampoline
13:57:47 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: " naughty Goldmeister bad Goldmeister... dont stab! we slap! never ever stab *puts Goldmeister in the naughty corner too and heals Tiber "what would you do without me Tiber..."
14:00:27 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "infact youve all been very very bad to the naughty corner ALL OF YOU NOW!!!!" *all the bar goes quite and they all go to the naughty corner and suck there thumbs looking forlorn
14:08:45 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc turns his orb to war again, and suddenly everyone is standing in a circle around defensive with weapons and looking menacing. "Bad Defensive very bad." Goldsie is the first to attack, he scars defensives face horribly with his whip. Everyone else then joins in.
14:16:49 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive goes back to his part time job in a nursery
15:36:00 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephrous enters "Yay the barfight is still going, and my decoy has a stick shoved into it..." Rips out the stick and gives it to Shezmu "Here ya go! And although Senturu is THE Lord of the spoon, I don't like the stick shoved into my dummy" *Cephorus rips Senturu's heart out and notices that it is a small black thing, he shrugs and plucks out his eyes, afterwards he rips off his arm and starts beating him with it.
15:50:51 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "i seriously cannot watch this take it outside so i can drink in piece"
15:54:09 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus rips off his other arm and throws the old one to Scientist, he then beats Senturu with it before a lightbulb appears above his head. Cephorus rips out his brain and takes it apart, he notices that it is now a long rope so he ties it to the roof and uses some of it to hang Senturu by the neck. He used some more to tie up Senturu's arms and legs, he put the rest in his footlocker, locked it, and stood up. "Everybody, I got to go again, but I'll be back today or tomorrow!" Cephorus leaves Ye Olde Taverne
16:15:55 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *heals senturu
16:32:10 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Cephorus walks in and spears Defensive to the wall again, he then repeats what he did to Senturu to Defensive. He walks over to Senturu and injures him again. Cephorus then leaves Ye Olde Taverne.
16:34:32 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "omg he must have nothing better to do *pulls himself out of the wall and heals senturu and goes and plants a A bomb in Septims locker
16:38:27 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *While Defensive is attempting to plant the fake a-bomb the rabid mongoose jumps out and starts mauling Defensive, after gouging out Defensive's eyes, and ripping out his vital organs, the mongoose jumps back into the footlocker, suddenly a large australian man enters. Man:"Crikey! One of the most dangerous snake hunters on Earth..."
16:41:28 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "omg iit was a racoon before what will it be next?" *opens the locker again
16:43:23 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Suddenly a rabid weasel jumps out and starts mauling, The australian guy: CRIKEY!!! Look at those claws, just no mercy for the poor bugger!"
17:25:38 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Defensive sits on the weasel and goes to open the locker again this time Seloc jumps out and starts destroying what remains of defensive with a magic teacossy. The australian guy:"CRIKEY! again, The rare Seloc attacks those it deems trespassing upon it's natural habitat, 'Ye olde tavern'.
18:51:16 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *a batterd and hurt defensive staggers to the bar grabs a drink and goes to think of a diabolical plan
19:15:31 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Cephorus Septim runs in and starts smacking the battered Defensive with a magical bat "Take this, and some of that! And some more of this!"
20:33:23 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: After finishing off Defensive he looks at him "Bit sloppy, but it works" Turns to Seloc "Nobody trespasses upon the drunk's natural habitat unless you have an unhealthy liver, and we have already proven that he has a healthy liver, right Mongoose?" The mongoose gives a sharp salute "Now go get him again!" The mongoose runs up and starts tearing at Defensive's body, ripping every shred of skin left from his body and tearing out his organs. "Ewwww, there goes his spline, and there's the lungs again!"
21:17:00 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: justanius get up and rubs his head it feels like hes been asleep for days but then again thera riot to finsh off its been about an hour now defencives been bieng batted in the face for about 50 minutes sentaru hasnt got up since hes been tripped so its time to get payback justanius runs over and jumps about 2 meter into the air land on sentarus face with his knee's dont beep with me biach
21:38:21 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive drinks a health pot and runs away
00:09:03 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu gets up and rips Justanius's head off booyaahahahahahahha
00:26:31 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc goes to his locker and pulls out an unbreakable sword and an antiwhip potion, he drinks the potion and starts dueling with goldmeister sword to sword. "Trust Defensive to drink pot, everyone else injects it or smokes it."
00:32:04 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu pulls out his Mighty Golden Spoon i have the powah!!!!!!!!!! senturu screams. he then runs out of the tavern still screaming "i have the powah"
04:29:06 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: Goldmeister Parry's a blow from Seloc then quickly shoves him backwards, while Seloc is off balance Goldmeister runs to the door and slams it shut, he turns around just in time to parry a powerful lunge from Seloc, Goldmeister then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of sand and throws it into Seloc's eyes. Seloc bends over and puts his hands to his eyes, in obvious pain. Goldmeister with a quick flick of his wrist smacks Seloc on the back of his head with the butt of his sword, sending him sprawling to the ground. Goldmeister then turns to the door and locks it tight. 'Were safe from the spoon... for now' Goldmeister catches a glimpse of movement in the corner of his eye and jumped into the air, only just in time to dodge Seloc's low flying swing aimed at his knee's. 'Now that's just plain rude!' Seloc gets to his feet and continues dueling Goldmeister
05:01:34 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: "A swordfight? In a barfight, I want a piece of this!" *Cephorus pulls out his blade, drinks a bit of Seloc's patented anti-whip potion, and starts helping Seloc duel Goldmeister
05:19:11 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus runs to the door and realizes that it is locked "Hmmmm, well this stinks" Turns and sees Senturu running towards him with a golden spoon "I have the golden Spoon's Nemesis, the golden fork!" *Cephorus pulls out a golden fork and starts fighting Senturu with it
09:39:16 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive walks in and pulls out a golden dildo and starts dueling everybody
10:18:00 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: justanius's headless body starts looking aound for its head with its arms, gets and fixes it back on his "call it quits now sentaru egh deal"
10:39:17 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: beating cephorus with his mighty spoon. senturu grabs the fork and breaks it in half. taking the prongs on the ends he bends them in odd angles and throws the fork out the window. Senturu then turns to Defensive, he grabs the dildo and shoves it up Defensive's butt. yea sure Justanius.
11:34:46 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: "i say we all pick on defensive"
11:37:42 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: *runs over to defensive and gives him a good balst in the balls sending him 2 meter into the air "ooh"
13:21:15 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Block, Parry, Thrust, Sweep, Swirl, Parry, Stab....etc "We're to evenly matched, this is going to take all day." Seloc then kicks goldmeister where it hurts, (that could be anywhere then) and makes a dash for the door, realising it's locked, he puts his sword in the lock and starts fumbaling around until he hears a clicking noise. Wary of Goldmeister he turns round, but gold was nowhere in the room, shrugging this off he opened the door.......to find goldmeister on the other side executing a killing blow....(dun dun dun!)
14:59:34 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus parries Goldmeister's blow to Seloc and stabs him in the chest, he pulls his sword from Goldmeister's chest and cuts off his head. "I WIN!" Cephorus looks at the broken, plastic, spray painted fork and laughs. "That was the golden fork's decoy, hahaha, the real golden fork is far away!"
16:15:26 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive just goes to sleep
16:27:20 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Starts drawing faces on Defensive with a sharpie.
16:29:26 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *sleeps on but slaps cephours a few times
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Ye Olde Taverne
03:11:02 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: tricking Justanius into thinking he's out cold, senturu stands up and grabs a bottle and breaks it over Justanius's head. knocking him to the floor booyaa beep
03:53:04 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: Goldmeister pull out his whip in his other hand and using it he manages to knock Seloc's legs out from under him, Goldmeister then prepares to deliver the killing blow to Seloc but before he can the falling body Justanius forces him to quickly move to the side. Goldmeister then see Senturu looking happy after his victory over Justanius. Goldmeister hoping to catch him unawares extends his hand and the small pieces of glass from the shattered bottle rise into the air and fly at Senturu 'Booyaa this Biatch'
04:52:33 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: dodges the glass and picks up Scientist, Senturu then throws scientist at Goldmeister
06:20:09 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus Septim runs in with a bat and starts smacking Defensive in the face he turns to Senturu "I wouldn't dare hit the king of beers" Cephorus turns around and hits Goldmeister in the face, he slaps Defensive upside the head for good measure and starts beating Justanius "I love barfights, but when I used to start them I got kicked out! Take that! And some of this! And some of that!"
06:57:13 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Runs over to the midnight mixer table and chugs one down "It should help with the wounds of war...or a barfight." Cephorus runs over to his footlocker, grabs a handfull of weapons, and distributes them to the customers and Senturu. He hands Seloc a Lead Pipe, he hands Scientist a Katana, he hands Defensive a spork (good luck), he hands Senturu Golden Spoon Upgrade v2.0, he hands Justanius a Flail, and he looks at Shezmu. "You have enough weapons and powers as it is" *Picks up his bat and starts pounding Defensive
07:08:30 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: A GOLDEN SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE POWAH IS MINE. BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY SPOON LORD. YES THAT IS ME. (not to be confused with Osiris the mighty spooner) BOOYAAHAHAHAHAH runs around the bar screaming "I HAVE THE POWAH"
07:10:46 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Senturu trips on a stick, and Cephorus stops beating Defensive "Hmmmm, who put that there?" Cephorus continues beating Defensive
09:03:37 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus gets up "Well, gotta get going again, I'll see you all later, either tomorrow or Sunday, anyways. I like to stir stuff up so..." Cephorus hands Seloc another Orb of Peace and War "Should help you a bit, you know how to use it..." *Cephorus leaves Ye Olde Taverne, stopping to pay whatever bill he has on the way out.
09:12:29 Jul 14th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu takes the stick and Shoves it where the sun dont shine on Cephorus. he then steals the orbs of peace and war and breaks them booyaahahahahaha
10:01:54 Jul 14th 07 - Demonic Shezmu: looks at Cephorus Septim standing there with a stuck stick at an unmentionable place of his body "what you mean I got enough weapons and power already?! I only got these here spikes, these fangs, sharp claws and nails and then some mystic demonic powers of darkness...that is hardly <enough already> I want a weapon...at LEAST give me a sharp stick to poke people with!!!"
13:11:12 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: 'Your Complaining!? I didn't even get a mention and I got hit in the face with a bat!!' Goldsie ducks the flying Scientist who fly's into Septim knocking him to the ground, Goldsie then pull out a hammer and Twelve stakes and proceeds to hammer the Stakes through Septims limbs and into the ground below firmly securing him in place. Goldmeister then attaches spikes to the heels of his boots begins jumping on Septim like a trampoline
13:17:24 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: walks into the bbeep*es the carnage and goes and hides in scientists back room....
13:25:24 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: "NOOOOOO my orbs.......NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY!" Seloc turns into a giant green beast of awesome might. 1000 times taller, 1000 times stronger, and infinatly better looking. He then picks Senturu up and starts pummaling him into oblivion. At the same time with his left hand he fixes the orbs with duck tape, he then hides the orb somewhere where noone can find them. "Bad Senturu, bad bad bad Senturu must pay orbs are friend!" Seloc then stabs the lead pipe through Senturu's face. He then reverts to his normal self and hands shezmu a freshly sharpened pencil. But before anyone can do anything else Seloc turn the orb to peace. Everyone is suddenly sitting around a campfire (aprox 5miles SSE from area 51.5) singing songs with absolutly no desire to attack Seloc.
13:28:37 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "naughty seloc bad seloc... dont stab! we slap! never ever stab" *Carries Seloc to the naughty corner and then helps senteru back to health"
13:54:08 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: 'Your Complaining!? I didn't even get a mention and I got hit in the face with a bat!!' Goldsie ducks the flying Scientist who fly's into Septim knocking him to the ground, Goldsie then pull out a hammer and Twelve stakes and proceeds to hammer the Stakes through Septims limbs and into the ground below firmly securing him in place. Goldmeister then attaches spikes to the heels of his boots begins jumping on Septim like a trampoline
13:57:47 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: " naughty Goldmeister bad Goldmeister... dont stab! we slap! never ever stab *puts Goldmeister in the naughty corner too and heals Tiber "what would you do without me Tiber..."
14:00:27 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "infact youve all been very very bad to the naughty corner ALL OF YOU NOW!!!!" *all the bar goes quite and they all go to the naughty corner and suck there thumbs looking forlorn
14:08:45 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc turns his orb to war again, and suddenly everyone is standing in a circle around defensive with weapons and looking menacing. "Bad Defensive very bad." Goldsie is the first to attack, he scars defensives face horribly with his whip. Everyone else then joins in.
14:16:49 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive goes back to his part time job in a nursery
15:36:00 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephrous enters "Yay the barfight is still going, and my decoy has a stick shoved into it..." Rips out the stick and gives it to Shezmu "Here ya go! And although Senturu is THE Lord of the spoon, I don't like the stick shoved into my dummy" *Cephorus rips Senturu's heart out and notices that it is a small black thing, he shrugs and plucks out his eyes, afterwards he rips off his arm and starts beating him with it.
15:50:51 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "i seriously cannot watch this take it outside so i can drink in piece"
15:54:09 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus rips off his other arm and throws the old one to Scientist, he then beats Senturu with it before a lightbulb appears above his head. Cephorus rips out his brain and takes it apart, he notices that it is now a long rope so he ties it to the roof and uses some of it to hang Senturu by the neck. He used some more to tie up Senturu's arms and legs, he put the rest in his footlocker, locked it, and stood up. "Everybody, I got to go again, but I'll be back today or tomorrow!" Cephorus leaves Ye Olde Taverne
16:15:55 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *heals senturu
16:32:10 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Cephorus walks in and spears Defensive to the wall again, he then repeats what he did to Senturu to Defensive. He walks over to Senturu and injures him again. Cephorus then leaves Ye Olde Taverne.
16:34:32 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "omg he must have nothing better to do *pulls himself out of the wall and heals senturu and goes and plants a A bomb in Septims locker
16:38:27 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *While Defensive is attempting to plant the fake a-bomb the rabid mongoose jumps out and starts mauling Defensive, after gouging out Defensive's eyes, and ripping out his vital organs, the mongoose jumps back into the footlocker, suddenly a large australian man enters. Man:"Crikey! One of the most dangerous snake hunters on Earth..."
16:41:28 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: "omg iit was a racoon before what will it be next?" *opens the locker again
16:43:23 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Suddenly a rabid weasel jumps out and starts mauling, The australian guy: CRIKEY!!! Look at those claws, just no mercy for the poor bugger!"
17:25:38 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Defensive sits on the weasel and goes to open the locker again this time Seloc jumps out and starts destroying what remains of defensive with a magic teacossy. The australian guy:"CRIKEY! again, The rare Seloc attacks those it deems trespassing upon it's natural habitat, 'Ye olde tavern'.
18:51:16 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *a batterd and hurt defensive staggers to the bar grabs a drink and goes to think of a diabolical plan
19:15:31 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Cephorus Septim runs in and starts smacking the battered Defensive with a magical bat "Take this, and some of that! And some more of this!"
20:33:23 Jul 14th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: After finishing off Defensive he looks at him "Bit sloppy, but it works" Turns to Seloc "Nobody trespasses upon the drunk's natural habitat unless you have an unhealthy liver, and we have already proven that he has a healthy liver, right Mongoose?" The mongoose gives a sharp salute "Now go get him again!" The mongoose runs up and starts tearing at Defensive's body, ripping every shred of skin left from his body and tearing out his organs. "Ewwww, there goes his spline, and there's the lungs again!"
21:17:00 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: justanius get up and rubs his head it feels like hes been asleep for days but then again thera riot to finsh off its been about an hour now defencives been bieng batted in the face for about 50 minutes sentaru hasnt got up since hes been tripped so its time to get payback justanius runs over and jumps about 2 meter into the air land on sentarus face with his knee's dont beep with me biach
21:38:21 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive drinks a health pot and runs away
00:09:03 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu gets up and rips Justanius's head off booyaahahahahahahha
00:26:31 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Seloc goes to his locker and pulls out an unbreakable sword and an antiwhip potion, he drinks the potion and starts dueling with goldmeister sword to sword. "Trust Defensive to drink pot, everyone else injects it or smokes it."
00:32:04 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: Senturu pulls out his Mighty Golden Spoon i have the powah!!!!!!!!!! senturu screams. he then runs out of the tavern still screaming "i have the powah"
04:29:06 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister: Goldmeister Parry's a blow from Seloc then quickly shoves him backwards, while Seloc is off balance Goldmeister runs to the door and slams it shut, he turns around just in time to parry a powerful lunge from Seloc, Goldmeister then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of sand and throws it into Seloc's eyes. Seloc bends over and puts his hands to his eyes, in obvious pain. Goldmeister with a quick flick of his wrist smacks Seloc on the back of his head with the butt of his sword, sending him sprawling to the ground. Goldmeister then turns to the door and locks it tight. 'Were safe from the spoon... for now' Goldmeister catches a glimpse of movement in the corner of his eye and jumped into the air, only just in time to dodge Seloc's low flying swing aimed at his knee's. 'Now that's just plain rude!' Seloc gets to his feet and continues dueling Goldmeister
05:01:34 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: "A swordfight? In a barfight, I want a piece of this!" *Cephorus pulls out his blade, drinks a bit of Seloc's patented anti-whip potion, and starts helping Seloc duel Goldmeister
05:19:11 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus runs to the door and realizes that it is locked "Hmmmm, well this stinks" Turns and sees Senturu running towards him with a golden spoon "I have the golden Spoon's Nemesis, the golden fork!" *Cephorus pulls out a golden fork and starts fighting Senturu with it
09:39:16 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive walks in and pulls out a golden dildo and starts dueling everybody
10:18:00 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: justanius's headless body starts looking aound for its head with its arms, gets and fixes it back on his "call it quits now sentaru egh deal"
10:39:17 Jul 15th 07 - Lord Senturu: beating cephorus with his mighty spoon. senturu grabs the fork and breaks it in half. taking the prongs on the ends he bends them in odd angles and throws the fork out the window. Senturu then turns to Defensive, he grabs the dildo and shoves it up Defensive's butt. yea sure Justanius.
11:34:46 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: "i say we all pick on defensive"
11:37:42 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: *runs over to defensive and gives him a good balst in the balls sending him 2 meter into the air "ooh"
13:21:15 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Block, Parry, Thrust, Sweep, Swirl, Parry, Stab....etc "We're to evenly matched, this is going to take all day." Seloc then kicks goldmeister where it hurts, (that could be anywhere then) and makes a dash for the door, realising it's locked, he puts his sword in the lock and starts fumbaling around until he hears a clicking noise. Wary of Goldmeister he turns round, but gold was nowhere in the room, shrugging this off he opened the door.......to find goldmeister on the other side executing a killing blow....(dun dun dun!)
14:59:34 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: Cephorus parries Goldmeister's blow to Seloc and stabs him in the chest, he pulls his sword from Goldmeister's chest and cuts off his head. "I WIN!" Cephorus looks at the broken, plastic, spray painted fork and laughs. "That was the golden fork's decoy, hahaha, the real golden fork is far away!"
16:15:26 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *defensive just goes to sleep
16:27:20 Jul 15th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim: *Starts drawing faces on Defensive with a sharpie.
16:29:26 Jul 15th 07 - Mr. Defensive: *sleeps on but slaps cephours a few times
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