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(we are holding a aniversary party me and septim decided it)

"gold i need a hug.."

*Septim sits back and watches everybody

"Hey Seloc, have fun!"

*Septim chugs his beer and throws it at a random person

"Well, I invited the leaders of every KD so somebody better come..."

*Revenge glances at a now standing Seloc thinking he recovered too quickly from the blow to his nuts...

*Septim checks his watch

"One year ago, Drakos started this wonderous Tavern, now we shall celebrate the anniversary to honor the founding of this Tavern!"

*Septim grabs his beer and holds it in the air

"To Ye Olde Taverne!"

well ok then ill allow this.

*Grabs a beer and toasts "to Ye Olde Tavern"*

*Septim drinks his beer and sits down

"The food I prepared is on that table*points to nearby table* over there, it consists of flamingo, squirell, chipmunk, and many other things!"

*Hits Senturu over the head rendering him unconsious and grabs his falling beer*

"To Ye Olde Taverne!!"

*Raises his newly aquired beer in the air*

*Septim looks at Thor gorging himself

"Well, its good to know that somebody enjoys my cooking!"

*Septim turns to Senturu

"I'll have a-"

*Septim sees that Senturu is unconsious.

"Hmmmm, I need beer!"

*Septim runs over to his footlocker and grabs out a can of beer, he takes a drink

"Ahhhh, much better!"

*Septim recovers from his blow to the nuts and kicks Senturu in the nuts

"Beer should not be wasted, no matter how evil it is...can you give me a beer then?"

*Septim picks up the beer and drinks it

"Mmmmmm...good..."

*Septim beats the living hell outta Revenge and picks up his cell phone.

"Is this Da Pimp? I need fifteen chicks delivered here, I'd like the STD free package, thank you..."

*Septim pulls out a lab coat and a lab set and awaits the prostitutes, when they arrive he tests them all for STDs.

"All clear 'cept her*points to a blond lady* Get outta here!"

*The blond lady leaves with a sad look on her face

"Ok, everybody...have fun!"

"Ouch...fine..."

*Septim takes a drink from his beer to ease the pain

"Not random, my nuts feel cracked..."

>.<

"Alright! The back room is free for ya!"

Hehehe

*Septim finishes his drink

"While that man is gettin' herpies, AIDs, Syphilis, and a few other STDs I would like another drink!"

Sir Gaius Septim 7/26/2007 8:55:48 AM

*Septim then walks over to the counter for a drink

I DID!!! WOOT!

"you very very sad sad man....."

(hehe he cant see my writing and maul me with his mongoose....)

*kicks the door in*

i got no invite to this party!! come on, i know u guys missed me XD

*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says:

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             THE ARENA

Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena!
We give out weapons, you use them to fight your
friends or foes! But remember, all fights are to the death!

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*A man in a suit walks in and puts up a notice, it says:

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By the official law of Visual Utopia, Gaius Cephorus Septim is being sued under charges of posting way too many things that have no relation to the topic. Citizens of Visual Utopia that like or dislike Gaius Septim may come and flame him or defend him.

Location: Septim gets Sued, Roleplaying Section, VU Forums

Signed,

Antonis Yurilus
Some unimportant NPC

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"Who the hell is Septic?"

"Septim sits at the bar and two men in black suits walk in, they look at Septim and nod. They then sit down at a table.

"I will take a beer", says one man.

"I will take a whiskey", says the other.